GROVEL MORTALS OR FACE MY STAPLER...

[Guest BaLefireP]

*grovels on face*

 

Of wise, most awesome, best, cutest, tallest, most impressive DO, I give to you a space platform! To rule all of Randland!

[ed2funy]

Mistress of Cruel and Unusual FUN, I bring You use of the 'z'!!!

 

It makes things sound cooler! Like 'TaZ mania'. >_>

 

 

And Shai'zan! :o

[Talya]

Oh great and beautifully evil and glorious DO I bring you Jelly Babies, unlimited supply, with that are also Jelly tots and jelly beans!

[amegakure]

*grovels in the dirt* oh mighty one is there anything you need

[Blueberry]

-Grovels- Oh beautiful, admirable, alluring, appealing, bewitching, charming, classy, cute, dazzling, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, pleasing, pretty, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning,superb, breath-taking, well-formed, wonderful DO..

 

I bring you.. An electric stapler with endless refills. It needn't be plugged in, for it runs on your pure evil and radiant beauty- which of course is ever lasting.

[Moghedian]

BALEFIRE- IT SHALL BE A GOOD VANATGE POINT FOR WHEN I MAKE ANDOR BURRRRRRN... *CACKLES*

4 POINTS

 

ED2FUNY- HMMMM... THIS Z LETTER IS MOST INTERESTING. IT ALLOWS ME TO USE DREADFUL WORDS LIKE ZYGOMATICUS. HOWEVER, I SHALL CONTINUE TO SPELL IMPORTANT WORDS LIKE SYNTHESISE AND ANALYSE IN ENGLISH.

4 POINTS FOR GENERAL SASSINESS

 

TALYA- I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE STRANGE LITTLE CREATURES BEFORE, HOWEVER THEY ARE MOST NOMMABLE...

4 POINTS

 

AMAGEKURE- YES, YES THERE ARE. YOUR JOB IS TO TRY TO WORK OUT WHAT THESE THINGS ARE ON YOUR OWN AND GIVE THEM TO ME AS GIFTS.

2 POINTS FOR GOOD GROVELLING

 

MAE- YES, I DO RADIATE BEAUTY, DON'T I?

5 POINTS FOR UTTER FLATTERY

 

ED- 23

AMADINE- 4

ADELLA- 5

KEMIAN- 7

BALEFIRE- 11

KRAK- 19

LO13- 1

EDIE- 9

TALYA- 4

AMAGEKURE- 2

MAE- 5

 

IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT ANYONE WHO GETS THIS THREAD TO 5 PAGES WILL BE GREATLY REWARDED...

[Krakalakachkn]

Most Mature and Sensual DO

 

I bring you, from the heart of Rome, Italy, the most delicious Italian Espresso, the most succulent of coffees, the extravagant-est flavour of love, Moka Sirs Espresso. May is keep you alert and ready to face a new day of destruction, wrath, and vengeance!

[Moghedian]

Most Mature and Sensual DO

 

I bring you, from the heart of Rome, Italy, the most delicious Italian Espresso, the most succulent of coffees, the extravagant-est flavour of love, Moka Sirs Espresso. May is keep you alert and ready to face a new day of destruction, wrath, and vengeance!

 

I'M NOT SURE GIVING ME CAFFEINE IS ALWAYS THE BEST IDEA, HOWEVER I SUPPOSE I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR THIS COFFEE WITH A MOST DELICIOUS AROMA...

5 POINTS

 

ED- 23

AMADINE- 4

ADELLA- 5

KEMIAN- 7

BALEFIRE- 11

KRAK- 24

LO13- 1

EDIE- 9

TALYA- 4

AMAGEKURE- 2

MAE- 5

[dapianoplay3r]

Oh great one i bring thee an end to this rain and cloud. I bring bright sunny days in New Zealand for you to enjoy and begin to enjoy summer

[Mr_Fahrenheit]

Oh unholy bodacious, curvaceous one I give to you the letter a...

 

And 10,000 cash. Virtual of course so your majesty does not have to sully her divine hands with actual money

[Edielin]

I bring you a fake degree in Applied Thermonuclear Studies. With this on your application, how can you fail to get access to the nuclear stockpile?