ToM: Leaked Beta Copy

[Luckers]

Hey Lucks. You don't mind if I call you Lucks, do you? Hey lucky baby. You don't mind if I call you that? It just some people would.

 

You're banned.

 

. It was my own fault to be honest, haven't strong enough will power but do appreciate any effort you put into it. All powerful WoT Admin.

 

I'm working on that. No free will for posters. Check.

[aunt_pol]

@Owayn: Def chicken. And potatoes, onions, carrots, garlic, peppers, the works. Original one pot, 2 dinners.

 

You clearin' the decks, day of, or fitting it in around life etc? TBH I think if I was working I'd be calling in sick...

 

BTW, good luck(heehee)with the name calling  :D

 

Ha See?!

[Luckers]

I routinely get called Lurkers. My skin is tough.

 

 

 

 

*whimpers*

[Owayn The Traveller]

@Owayn: Def chicken. And potatoes, onions, carrots, garlic, peppers, the works. Original one pot, 2 dinners.

 

You clearin' the decks, day of, or fitting it in around life etc? TBH I think if I was working I'd be calling in sick...

 

BTW, good luck(heehee)with the name calling  :D

 

Ha See?!

 

This year I'm making a big run at it. Work-who cares, college-i'll get the notes, family-they have photos of me, friends-they'll make do, girlfriend- I suppose I'll have to put in some effort there as she will have to look after me.

 

Ya its always funny with the Lurkers, I think that you should change ot to that the stop the mix ups.

 

Hey Lucks. You don't mind if I call you Lucks, do you? Hey lucky baby. You don't mind if I call you that? It just some people would.

 

You're banned.

 

. It was my own fault to be honest, haven't strong enough will power but do appreciate any effort you put into it. All powerful WoT Admin.

 

I'm working on that. No free will for posters. Check.

 

Yes sir. Can I be upset about being banned?

[aunt_pol]

Id say this place would test sensitive types, alright...!

 

Haha Owayn, yeah I'll be buttering up the other half as he'll be stuck listening to me the day before, and looking after everything else the day of! Poor WoT widow(er)s!!

[Luckers]

Yes sir. Can I be upset about being banned?

 

Yes. But there is a decibel limit to the whinning you may engage in. Don't exceed it or things get much worse. There may even be forced readings of Sword of Truth involved.

 

Ya its always funny with the Lurkers, I think that you should change ot to that the stop the mix ups.

 

Lol. Luckers was my nickname in high school (my last name is Luckman). Kath did the best of this when she named me James Luckerman in the release for my interview with Harriet.

[JenniferL]

Bah. Like I can be bothered to learn your names.

[Luckers]

I wonder if anyone's pointed out the Jimmy that Jenn Liang means your the only true Liang.

 

I'm not opposed to causing marital fights.

[Owayn The Traveller]

Yes sir. Can I be upset about being banned?

 

Yes. But there is a decibel limit to the whinning you may engage in. Don't exceed it or things get much worse. There may even be forced readings of Sword of Truth involved.

 

Ya its always funny with the Lurkers, I think that you should change ot to that the stop the mix ups.

 

Lol. Luckers was my nickname in high school (my last name is Luckman). Kath did the best of this when she named me James Luckerman in the release for my interview with Harriet.

 

Ah fishsticks. Okay lets say we were measuring my decibel level by the Beaufort wind force scale. Would it be okay to whine at level 3, a light breeze, for a minute and then finish with a twenty second go at level 5, a fresh breeze, just to gust my feelings?

 

Id say this place would test sensitive types, alright...!

 

Haha Owayn, yeah I'll be buttering up the other half as he'll be stuck listening to me the day before, and looking after everything else the day of! Poor WoT widow(er)s!!

 

I can only imagine what it must be like for them. I like to put on the audiobooks on in the car in long journeys just so we can both enjoy it. My younger brother gets an awful time with it as well: he gets a wheel of time book every birthday and he has only read to like chapter five in the first book. I can be cruel.

 

All hail our all powerful WoT Admin Lurke- I mean Luckers.  <---I am actually all powerful. I could do something about that. Luckers out.

[Luckers]

:P

[Elend]

Yes sir. Can I be upset about being banned?

 

Yes. But there is a decibel limit to the whinning you may engage in. Don't exceed it or things get much worse. There may even be forced readings of Sword of Truth involved.

 

 

Jesus Christ man, that's a little harsh, isn't it? I mean Twilight would be one thing, but Sword of Truth? Ahh well, guess you gotta do what you gotta do.

[Luckers]

I've totally jacked this thread.

 

Bad Luckers! Bad!

[Owayn The Traveller]

Yes and I was grateful for the full extent of the law being used against me. For he is a strict but wise Admin and I bow to his power.

Also sorry, sire I do not mean to offend, only to bask in your presence.

 

It was my fault! Do not blame yourself.

[trench]

Yes sir. Can I be upset about being banned?

 

Yes. But there is a decibel limit to the whinning you may engage in. Don't exceed it or things get much worse. There may even be forced readings of Sword of Truth involved.

 

I do think that forced readings of SoT may be against the Geneva Convention, and if not its definitely cruel and unusual.

[Luckers]

Yes and I was grateful for the full extent of the law being used against me. For he is a strict but wise Admin and I bow to his power.

Also sorry, sire I do not mean to offend, only to bask in your presence.

 

It was my fault! Do not blame yourself.

 

Sire. Yes. A good name.

 

All shall love me and despair!

[Owayn The Traveller]

:)

 

For he shall be a beautiful ruler.

 

 

[Elend]

:)

 

For he shall be a beautiful ruler.

 

 

 

Our Beautiful Emperor even has his own theme song:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYCXO1m8NNI

[JenniferL]

I wonder if anyone's pointed out the Jimmy that Jenn Liang means your the only true Liang.

 

I'm not opposed to causing marital fights.

 

It gets even better once you realize that because I'm not a Chinese speaker, I'm unable to pronounce my own last name correctly. I say it "lee ANG", but it's more of a "lee OHNG". But there's something that sounds like swallowing your own tongue in there. When ever Jimmy brings up, I fake cry and insist that its not my fault that I'm white.

[Darkenmal]

One of my many tasks at Dragonmount is to patrol the boards prior to a book release and make sure there are no spoilers or leaked copies being posted. I really wasn't expecting to see anything like that so early.

 

And if I am a beta reader this time, I don't think I'd be allowed to discuss Sorry. 

 

Can't you still say, "Suckers! I got the book first!! *evil laugh* wahahahahahahhah...."

[FarShainMael]

Evil laugh? Wait for all the wails of anguish as cherished theories get trashed; the sniggers of glee as favourite theories get confirmed; and the howls of exultation as favourite baddies get theirs..

 

..oh, and the whimpers of pain at the cliff-hanger ending.

 

 

[jemron]

I keep coming back to this thread, hoping that maybe somebody actually did find a leaked beta version... But then I realize this thread wouldn't exist if someone had actually posted a link to a leaked copy.

>:(

 

I guess I'll just have to wait a few more months.

 

[Impressive Bosom]

Not to sound like a goody-goody, but if I saw a copy of it online somewhere I'd prolly notify Tor.

So would I.

 

Immediately AFTER downloading it.

[TheBeerPatriot]

Yes sir. Can I be upset about being banned?

 

Yes. But there is a decibel limit to the whinning you may engage in. Don't exceed it or things get much worse. There may even be forced readings of Sword of Truth involved.

 

I do think that forced readings of SoT may be against the Geneva Convention, and if not its definitely cruel and unusual.

Is it worse than reading Vogon poetry?

[Millon]

hmmmmm, Do I know it's an unfinished copy? If it was a copy that was unedited I would definitely read. I would want to read that even more than the final. It would almost be like reading an alternate reality comic arc. To see, almost, what COULD have happened would be better for than what REALLY happened. That was the on thing I always wanted to ask RJ and would DIE to ask Harriet about. Being, Is there anything that RJ wanted to happen but wasn't possible because it just wasn't where the story developed to? or What are some out takes that didn't make it?

[Owayn The Traveller]

Yes sir. Can I be upset about being banned?

 

Yes. But there is a decibel limit to the whinning you may engage in. Don't exceed it or things get much worse. There may even be forced readings of Sword of Truth involved.

 

I do think that forced readings of SoT may be against the Geneva Convention, and if not its definitely cruel and unusual.

Is it worse than reading Vogon poetry?

 

It where Vogon poetry derived from apparently.