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  1. Almost no mention of the Horn of Valere whatsoever... it has got to have a role still to play. I thought one interesting possibility might be the death of a major player (like Lan) and then to have his return when the Horn is blown, a new Hero added to their ranks...
  2. The Trolloc CITY!!! Rand finding out he's a Daddy and how that will impact him. Reunions all around, where deaths do not prevent them. Rand/Moirane, Lan/Nynaeve, Mat/Tuon, Rand/Aviendha, Moirane/Lan, etc. Also, more pillowfriends.
  3. I'm getting a little nervous - I've gotten about half-way through the book now and they haven't even left for the Tower of Ghenji yet, there's barely been a hint of anything having to do with the Black Tower, nothing on Aviendha yet... please tell me they get to at least some of this stuff before I run out of pages!
  4. Isn't that like 6 months to a year? Poor thing - I'm tempted to buy a copy and have it mailed to you, but anywhere I could mail it I'm sure Amazon could too...
  5. I concur whole-heartedly with this thread. No midnight release in Baton Rouge and work comes early in the morning... which means not only do I have to go get it at lunch, but I get to look at it on my desk for 4-5 hours afterwards before taking it home. And then there's the all-important voting. Argh!!! Its everything I can do - literally - not to go to the spoiler board.
  6. It also may be that you and Mat Cauthon and another, a man I do not know, will try to rescue me. May, I say because it may be that you will not or cannot, or because Mat may refuse. He does not hold me in the affection you seem to. and he has his reasons which he no doubt thinks are good. If you try, it must be only you and Mat and one other. More will mean death for all. Fewer will mean death for all. Even if you come only with Mat and one other, death also may come. I have seen you try and die, one or two or all three. I have seen myself die in the attempt. I have seen all of us live and die as captives. [Moiraine Damodred's Review of Towers of Midnight] Just throwing this out there - that phrase 'death for all' has an Aes-Sedaiesque ambiguity to it. Death for all four who come? Death for all four plus Moiraine? Death for everyone in Finnland? Death for everyone in the Pattern? It'll be interesting when we finally find out, interesting to say the least.
  7. After all this time, this being the final book - possibly ever - I have absolutely zero problem with Brandon taking all the time off he needs to to get it right AND maintain his sanity. Last thing we need is author burn-out while he's penning the penultimate novel.
  8. I'd love to know the reasoning behind that theory - was it just the timing, or was it other clues. Regretably, I never got to know RJ, certainly not well enough to know if this was akin to his sense of humor or not.
  9. I've actually been wondering for a long time if he would be some sort of betrayer, mainly because of his all-consuming obesession with Faile. If something were to (finally) happen to her, he might go all Annikin Skywalker - would certainly make for an interesting twist.
  10. But this really is the best bit IMO: Lord of Chaos Dark Lord: DEMANDRED. HOW FARES THIS WORLD, DEMANDRED. Demandred: Rahvin is dead, Great Lord. Dark Lord: DONE BY MY ANCIENT ENEMY. THE ONE CALLED DRAGON. Demandred: Great Lord, do you mean one currently called Dragon, or another in a previous Age, who might be a female Dragon, or barring that, a female substitute Dragon? I refuse to believe that a female Dragon couldn’t exist… Dark Lord: DEMANDRED, I’VE TOLD YOU TO STOP PERPETUATING THAT STUPID THEORY. Demandred: Sorry, Great Lord. I don’t know what I was thinking. Dark Lord: So, tell, me Demandred….Damn, my amp…it’s lost power. Demandred: I’ll plug it back in, Great Lord. How about now? Dark Lord: SO tell ME Demandred….NOW it’s SWITCHING back AND forth. THAT’S no GOOD… Demandred: How about now? Dark Lord: Was ist los? Ich kann nicht normal sprechen. Ich spreche wie ein verrueckter Mensch. Demandred: How about now? Dark Lord: ImspeakingtoofasthelpstopmefromspeakingsofastIcantstopthisIcan’tbreathe… Demandred: How about now? Dark Lord: 01111001100001100000111111010100110010010. Demandred: HOW ABOUT NOW. HEY, NOW I’VE GOT THE BIG VOICE. Dark Lord: Stop that. Demandred: SORRY, GREAT LORD, BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF MY OWN BIG VOICE. HEY. THIS IS KIND OF COOL. I AM THE GREAT LORD. OBEY ME OR DIE. LET THE LORD OF CHAOS RULE. Dark Lord: Do not do impressions of me, Demandred. I am the Great Lord. Those who do impressions of me will die. Demandred: EXCEPT FOR ISHAMAEL. BECAUSE HE IS MY FAVORITE FANCY PANTS BOY. Dark Lord: I’ve never called Ishamael my favorite fancy pants boy. Demandred: YOU IMPLIED IT. THIS I COMMAND. Dark Lord: You cannot command me. I command you. Demandred: BUT YOU DON’T HAVE THE BIG VOICE. Dark Lord: I should have the big voice. Demandred: BUT YOU DON’T. SHAIDAR HARAN, GET ME SOME LEMONADE. Shaidar Haran: Yes, Great Lord. Dark Lord: No! Shaidar Haran, he’s impersonating me! Don’t get him lemonade. Shadar Haran: But He’s got the big voice, Great Lord. How can I refuse? Moghedien: Hey, what’s going on? Demandred: Check out my impression, Moghedien. Ahem. MOGHEDIEN. YOU DISAPPOINT ME. BUT I WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE TO SERVE THE SHADOW. YOU MUST CRAWL THROUGH MY MAGICALLY LOWERING TUNNEL WITH THE ROCKS GRAZNG YOUR HEAD. THEN YOU MUST LEAP THROUGH FLAMING HOOPS, THEN JUGGLE EIGHT PORCUPINES TO SHOW YOUR LOYALTY TO ME. FROM THIS DAY FORTH, YOU SHALL BE REBORN AS ‘CUCAMONGA.’ THIS I COMMAND. Moghedien: Hey, that’s pretty good! Let me try. I AM THE GREAT LORD. I LIVE IN A BIG FIERY LAVA TOILET. OBEY ME OR PREPARE TO BE FLUSHED DOWN AMONG THE FLAMES. Great Lord: Okay, I don’t really sound like that. Shaidar Haran, back me up. Shaidar Haran: Actually, you do kind of sound like that. And it does look a little like a big toilet. Here’s your lemonade, Demandred. Demandred: THANK YOU, SHAIDAR HARAN. YOU PLEASE ME ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY FANCY PANTS BOY, ISHAMAEL. Dark Lord: Now I’m getting mad. Demandred: I AM THE GREAT LORD. I CAN DISH IT OUT, BUT I CAN’T TAKE IT. Moghedien: Good one. (fast forward to end of book) Demandred: Have I not done well, Great Lord? Dark Lord: YOU HAVE DONE WELL, DEMANDRED. MY BIG VOICE SYSTEM WORKS GREAT. CHECK ONE, CHECK TWO. TEST. TEST. YOU WILL NOT BE NAE’BLIS. TEST. TEST.
  11. A few favorites: The Great Hunt Rand: I really should be going. Lan: Yes, you should. Another lesson? Rand: Sure. Lan: This move is called "Ending the Book." Use it in a climactic battle at the end of the book against a bad guy. The Dragon Reborn Verin: I don't want to hear another word from any of you. Nynaeve: But I'm tired of yanking my braid. Verin: Try punching yourself in the stomach. Nynaeve: Ahhh. Thanks. ------------------- Moiraine: You must tell me things. Perhaps I can help. Perrin: I talk to wolves. Moiraine: Good luck with that. The Shadow Rising Rand: The ter'angreal doorway told me to go to Rhuidian. Mat: Yes, me too. Moiraine: It was foolish of you both to enter the doorway at the same time. Rand: Maybe you should have given us that advice BEFORE we entered the doorway. Moiraine: I would, but it’s more fun to give advice after it’s too late to change anything. That way, I can’t be proven wrong. Now prepare to don your yellow party hat of war, and attack Illian with the Tairens, who use the code name:</b> 'The People of the Dragon.' Tairens: We are not the People of the Dragon. Moiraine: You are what I say you are. Rhuarc: Actually, we are the People of the Dragon. Moiraine: What the hell would you know about it? The Fires of Heaven Thom: Are you sure you don’t need help this time? Nynaeve: How dare you insult us! We aren’t fools! Ronde Macura: Drink this, fools. Nynaeve: Ah, nice, delicious fool tea. ------------------- Aviendha: Rand al’Thor, you gave me a bracelet that was to make me like you, and stop hating you. But all the Maidens thought it was because you loved me, and I loved you. Which you do, and I do. But it’s supposed to be a secret, which makes me mad. And I am mad that you thought that a nice gift would make me like you, and I am mad that wearing the gift makes it look like I accept your love, even though I really would if you offered, which you haven’t, and won’t until I admit my true feelings, which I won’t. Even though I say I would hate it if you tried to love me, I actually am lying, and want desperately for you to admit your feelings to me. So here is a gift of a heron-mark sword. I hope this can successfully heighten the sexual tension between us. Rand: Uh, thanks for the sword. Aviendha: Men are so complicated. ------------------ Sulin: Why do you hide your crying, Rand al’Thor? We Aiel never hide our crying. Rand: That’s funny, because I’ve never once seen any of you cry. Sulin: Sure we do. I stubbed my toe. Boo-hoo. Rand: You’re faking it. Your culture sounds a lot like you’re just making it up as you go along. Sulin: How dare you. You insult us like a Wizard of Oz! Rand: Now you’re just copying other stories! Sulin: Silence, Jedi.
  12. Stumbled across this link and promptly got absolutely NO work done all morning. Best 'recap' I've ever read. http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600 The opening of the LoC in particular had me crying.
  13. I pretty much agree with all that. BTW i just wanted to say, "Impressive Bosom", that screen name makes me chuckle. That's kind of ironic because me 'chuckling' makes the screen name. ;) Seriously, after reading the words from RJ for the 1,000th time I glanced down and thought 'hey - that could be me!' and a screen name was born.
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