The Church

[LedZepMan]

Led, what the what?! hahahaha

I got free beers is the point. That never happens lol.

[thehumantrashcan]

That is because you are not a woman.  Get a sex change, free alcohol all the time.

[ed2funy]

Bonus: you'll also get plenty of harassment too!

[charis sedai]

[thehumantrashcan]

Sadly that is so.

[LedZepMan]

That is because you are not a woman. Get a sex change, free alcohol all the time.

You gotta be a good looking woman for that.

 

I don't think I fit the requirements in that regard.

[ed2funy]

Idk, Led. You sho nuff go dem purdy lips and eyes.

 

[charis sedai]

Led, if Ed makes a purty girl, anyone can. 

[ed2funy]

*nods sagely*

[LedZepMan]

I think that if I tried that here I'd be strung up and lynched within the hour. Lotta closed minds in Wyoming.

[ed2funy]

Eff it. I'll go up there in drag and kick all their butts.

 

P.S. Stand behind me with a shotgun as backup. Thanks.

[LedZepMan]

No shotgun. I need one.

 

Your choice, bow, .40 (pistol), or 30-06 (hunting rifle)

[reyler]

I'd go with the parking meter, but that's an old preference.

[LedZepMan]

I'd have to drive three hours to find one of those. My guns are much closer than that

[reyler]

A lesser bludgeon indeed.

[LedZepMan]

I mean, yeah I could smack em with the butt, but it's less exhausting to just pulls trigger

[reyler]

Where's the catharsis in that?

[charis sedai]

definitely had to go back a page to figure out we were talking about the butts of guns...thought Led was assaulting people

[Locke]

Not people, only our sense of smell.

[Shad_]

I hate it when people smack my butt with their butt.

[reyler]

[LedZepMan]

You eeeeediot!

[LedZepMan]

I miss Ren n Stimpy.

 

And Cow n Chicken.

 

CatDog.

 

Hey Arnold.

 

Dexters Lab.

[reyler]

I'm not sure if we've had this conversation in the past, but CatDog was awful.

[LedZepMan]

Awfully good? I know right.