The Church

[LedZepMan]

No one ever said beauty was easy. It takes dedication and a bunch of mirrors!!!!

 

You know how much that many mirrors costs?!?!? Huh! It's outrageous!

[reyler]

Pish, all you need is a few good strips of duct tape.

[LedZepMan]

Strategically placed.............!

 

You're a genius reyler! We could put adds out for a cheaper, easier way to perfect the Ass-Stache!

 

Then I send them three strips of duct tape at the tune of 29.99.

 

I'll be rich!

[charis sedai]

could be fun in different colors... purple! Teal! Camo! 

[ed2funy]

Pre-made shapes for any size butt! 

[LedZepMan]

I met a guy who would put ads out in the paper selling DIY kits for a, and I quite, solar clothes dryer.

 

He'd send the buyers two alligator clips and some twine for the low price of 25 bucks.

 

Brilliant scheme, as they couldn't press charges because he technically provided a product.

[LedZepMan]

I met a guy who would put ads out in the paper selling DIY kits for a, and I quote, solar clothes dryer.

 

He'd send the buyers two alligator clips and some twine for the low price of 25 bucks.

 

Brilliant scheme, as they couldn't press charges because he technically provided a product.

[ed2funy]

There IS an edit button, Led

[reyler]

Yeah it's right there under everyone's posts next to the delete button and oh wait you guys probably don't see most of what I do

[LedZepMan]

I don't know what happened back there.

 

On a side note I got wrong number texted to beat up somebody who owes somebody money

[reyler]

I think you're now morally obligated to commit violence. May it bring you an inkling of the burden I bear.

[LedZepMan]

As long as the fool pays, I'll do whatever violence is required!

 

I think I may have just become a thug

[LedZepMan]

I'll need a classy twenty style monster attire, a bowler hat, and mustache wax, but where to find the mob?.............

 

Screw Detroit. Ain't goin there.

[charis sedai]

the Wyoming mob. Now I've heard everything. 

[reyler]

On that subject:

 

[LedZepMan]

the Wyoming mob. Now I've heard everything.

Hey now, Wyoming has had several famous mobs. They just deal in cattle lol

[charis sedai]

cowboys=/=mob

[ed2funy]

Wyoming means no state.  

[reyler]

It's funny the things you can remember from more than twenty years ago and immediately find on Youtube

[ed2funy]

Like your baby teeth!

*rattles cup and tosses teeth on table to read them*

[LedZepMan]

Wyoming means no state.

What you mean Ed boy?

[reyler]

He means the video I posted, goofus

 

Spud! I shall brook no dental divination on my board!

[LedZepMan]

Oh. So I went back and watched it and boy let me tell you!

 

I was in a small town in Oklahoma, trying to buy beer in the gas station, (which is nice, can't do that here), and the lady at the register asked for my i.d.

 

Cool, no biggie, i was of age. I hand the card over and she looks at it for a sec, this look of confusion crossing her face.

 

She looked at me, and said she can't sell me the beer. I asked why not, and with a straight face says it's a fake id because there is no such place as Wyoming.

 

I was flabbergasted, dumbfounded.

 

She called the cops, I waited.

 

She started ragging on me, saying how bad it was gonna be when the cops got there. I waited.

 

Cops got there, and I watched with glee as this lady's smile of triumph turned to shame when they told her she was wrong.

 

I even got the beer for free!

[ed2funy]

Led, what the what?! hahahaha

[reyler]

So disappointing when the police are so badly misinformed