Would Thou Be Nae'blis? (DO Thread)

[ed2funy]

:P *to Barm*

 

Oh Great and Almighty DO....forgive my stupid typo...but feel free to kill Barm.

[bad company]

I think you haven't been looking properly DO

[Moghedian]

*Wanders in and flings herself to the ground*

Oh Great DO, I bring you this offering of a bowl of never ending chocolate pudding and a matching spoon made of arsenic- which of course will not harm you, but may cause some discomfort to anyone who tries to sample the unholy pudding...

*Worships and shuffles out*

[Twitchy]

I haven't posted on a DO thread since... God knows when.

 

So I'm a little rusty.

But.

 

*Gives the Great and Magnificent DO a can of spray paint, that when sprayed by someone as lovely and powerful as Kathana, the sprayed image turns into real life*

 

Ta-da!

 

 

 

I got nothing, nor had anything taken away. I demand justice!

[Kivam]

I haven't posted on a DO thread since... God knows when.

 

So I'm a little rusty.

But.

 

*Gives the Great and Magnificent DO a can of spray paint, that when sprayed by someone as lovely and powerful as Kathana, the sprayed image turns into real life*

 

Ta-da!

 

I got nothing, nor had anything taken away. I demand justice!

 

Justice?  From the Dark One?

 

Man, you are rusty

 

[LedZepMan]

I just want that dog with the top hat back........

[aemonkristen]

*falls to his knees and presses his face to the floor in obeisance*

 

Command me, lord and Master. What may I do to prove My undying loyalty to You and Your plan?

[Barmacral]

She's not very good at being DO is she? I mean, she's quite forgotten about this place.

[aemonkristen]

*cautiously lifts his head and looks about*

 

O Great and Mighty Lord of the Dark, where have you gone? Please deign to answer the humble prayers of this you most faithful servant.

[JenniferL]

*falls to his knees and presses his face to the floor in obeisance*

 

Command me, lord and Master. What may I do to prove My undying loyalty to You and Your plan?

 

Zapp Brannigan quotes.

[Anoxanmore]

Zapp Brannigan quotes.

 

Yes Great Lord, yes!

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go... You want the rest of the cham-paggin?

Leela: No, and it's pronounced "cham-pain".

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, no!

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Cham-paggin?

Leela: I didn't realize you were such a "coin-asseur."

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Well, I have studied abroad... or two.

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Mmm... Welcome to my humble chamber or as I call it, "The Lovenasium".

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

[pause]

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm asking you a question.

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: As my protégé you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her.

[Kif groans]

Captain Zapp Brannigan: This time we are sure she's a woman, right?

Kif Kroker: *Yes*.

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Captain's log. Stardate: 3000.6.

Kif Kroker: Who are you talking to?

Captain Zapp Brannigan: You, Kif. Aren't you writing this down?

 

Have I pleased you Great Lord?

[ed2funy]

Look at that shameless groveler.

We should all be like her!

 

:D

 

[Verbal32]

Oh sorta semi-cool Dark One, may I have 20 points?

 

Thanks in advance.

[JenniferL]

Five points to this Anoxamore chap.

 

And five points to the next three people to post after me.

[ed2funy]

Do triple post count?

[ed2funy]

Like so?

Is this ten points?

[ed2funy]

Can I get 15 points with this post now? I love you oh DO!

:-*

[JenniferL]

Minus fifteen from ed2funny.

 

Starting over from here, next three posters who are not ed2funny will get five points.

 

 

[ed2funy]

:D

ED2FUNY

:P

[JenniferL]

Whoever you are, you aren't getting points from me.

[ed2funy]

I know. You spelled my name wrong though. :P

[Questor]

Does this mean that I get 5 points O mighty Dark One? I have posted as requested after you and I am not ed2funy. May your will be done.

[bad company]

And the reign of lethargy is ended :P

[Verbal32]

Ooh.  3rd post - points for me!!!

[bad company]

After the time limit verb