The Zesty Quest

[ConQuest]

*is woke up by a lumpy pillow*

 

Well that'll ruin any ones nap

 

*gets up*

 

*looks at pile of lumpy pillows*

 

*looks at wizard*

 

Hiya

[ed2funy]

*wizard dies because that spell took all his energy*

*the wizard disappears in a flash of smoke*

[ConQuest]

Great... Powerful wizard dies to save me from pillows...

 

How will i tell his mother?

[Locke]

Nice sig Questy. :D

 

 

[ConQuest]

Thanks.. i found it on a site that sports em free for forums... i think it Accuratly depicts my strugle for sanity, no matter how hard i try it seems i get nowhere, then all i have to do is turn around and the answer is right there...

 

And besides, it looks like a super powerfull combo move in a fight sequence that leaves nothing alive... MWAHAHA

[Locke]

The pillows tripped on a rock floating in the air and plummeted into a portal.

[ed2funy]

....the portal exited into Questy's stomach. The Pillow messed with his innards...

 

:D

[Talmanes]

After a few days, and a lot of fiber, he finally managed to get them out. He waited as he pooped by that familiar cave where he dropped the magic bag, pooped them down hoping they would go in. It now appeared that the pillows were defeated.

[ed2funy]

:D

It turns out some turd-ridden pillows missed the bag, and were now on the hunt...

[Al Jenn Mael]

to capture the innocent princess. Questy couldn't let this happen and so he...

[ed2funy]

laid in her bed in disguise. the prince from afar came to the bed and....

[Talmanes]

tried to get freaky with Zesty...

[ed2funy]

qeusty screamed out in....

[a pale tanned lover]

pain but strangely pleasurable shrieks...shocked and rudely awaken he....

[ed2funy]

looked at the prince and decided he would take a chance on the wild side, so he....

 

 

(:D....wow...this is funny)

[a pale tanned lover]

brought his horse into the bedroom.....

[ed2funy]

he showed the prince what to do and watched as the naked prince.....

 

 

(for the record, I have not slept and that is when my humor is the most twisted :D)

[a pale tanned lover]

jumped out the window in fear of what he had just seen....

 

(that old excuse :D)

[ed2funy]

questy looked at the splattered remans and thought that feeding a horse with his feet wasn't that bad.

it turns out the prince knew the secret to defeating the pillows.

 

 

(lmao...yes, and I stick to it)

[Al Jenn Mael]

But first he demanded to know where the princess was. Questy looked at him sadly and said, "...

[ed2funy]

I was hungry. She left my body three hours ago by the back door.....

[Talmanes]

(*totally necroes the thread in honor of Questy's return*)

[Locke]

No wonder that was the last post...

[ConQuest]

*walks in with a broom and sweeps away the cobwebs*

 

Hmmm...

 

i really think this should be rekindled

 

*glances at the story while he was away*

 

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remind me never to let ed some how get control of my body,

[ConQuest]

Questy decided after the nightmare he had just had that he would take a walk out side to get some fresh air, as he was walking he stopped to smell the flowers, when all of a sudden...

 

*lets see how long it takes to get twisted*