The Zesty Quest

[ed2funy]

Realizing he has lost his only weapon he decides he should still go deeper into the cave and find a new weapon...

He doesn't find any weapon as he comes upon the first Pillow outpost.....

[ConQuest]

*wonders why pillows would have an outpost*

 

*Decides to be sneaky and uses magic spell Stealth*

 

*slowly sneaks by the sleeping pillows*

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*trips on a Pillow case left on the path*

*makes all sorts of noise waking all the Pillows*

[ConQuest]

*quickly covers self with pillow case and hopes the pillows are stupid*

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*feels a bombardment of Pillows*

"we aren't stupid" said a Pillow.

 

The Pillows drag him to an empty hovel, and tie him tightly to a pole in the middle.

[ConQuest]

*is drug to the pole*

 

crap,,, caught by a bunch of pillows

 

i shoulda asked for more money

*Slowly slices bonds with his knife*

 

[ed2funy]

*The Pillows bar the only door and set fire to the hovel*

 

;D

[ConQuest]

*cuts self free and rubs wrists*

 

*looks around and notices that naibouring Hovel is lite on fire*

 

*sees trap door and escapes under the Out post*

[ed2funy]

*The Pillows wait as the fast burning hovel collapses...they notice the creature has escaped into the sewer*

 

*they all flush their toilets at the same time*

[ConQuest]

*wonders what that sound is*

 

Sounds like...

 

What the...

 

GUSHING POOOOOOO ahhhhhhhh

 

*is slammed by a wall of pooy water and is pushed into a large channl that empties into a deep well*

 

*grabs edge of well and pulls self up out of poo water*

 

*layes thinking that he's going to stab whatever comes out next no matter what it is*

[ed2funy]

*Questy's mother, whom he hadn't seen in a long time, flies out of the sewer*

[ConQuest]

Dang it

*stabs mother*

 

YOUR A PILLOW SPY

 

*throws mother down pooy well*

[ed2funy]

:D

 

*The Pillows then send the rest of Questy's family one by one, as they had kidnapped half the village a few years back*

 

;D

[ConQuest]

*greets rest of family*

 

Well... there had to be casultys somewhere

 

At least i wont have to worry bout the peach's any more

 

*Marches on through the caves and finds a Torch on a wall*

 

*an inscription on it reads "those that are brave in heart and strong in will my always have the light at their feet with this enchanted torch*

 

*picks up enchanted torch*

 

*nothing happens*

 

Stupid spells for the rightous

*lights torch by matches that were in a nifty tin under torch*

 

 

[ed2funy]

*As Questy lights the torch and turns around, he sees his family dead, and one Pillow with a Feather Knife in his father's back*

 

 

[ConQuest]

well so much for my back up

 

*Slams torch onto the pillow and lights it on fire then kicks it down the hall*

 

*watches as it flies flaming flames that are flaming hot*

[ed2funy]

The other Pillows watch as another of their member dies.

They gather many Feather Bombs and shoot them at Questy.

He has no where to run...

[ConQuest]

*watches as Feather bombs fly past his head and land softly on the ground a safe distance back*

 

*bombs blow up A group of pillows that were trying to sneak up on him*

 

*ducks into side room and baracades the door*

 

There that outa hold em' ...

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*As Questy turns around, he sees he jumped into a room with 40 Pillows in it.*

That was the only door, and now he is trapped.

There is no way out of here....

He screamed in horror and peed his pants....

[ConQuest]

Awwww these were my good Levi's

 

*Asks the pillows if theyd have any last words*

[ed2funy]

*The pillows in the rooms take all their Feather Bombs as four Pillows subdue Questy*

*They place the feathers all over him and the 4 holding him detonate them...committing suicide in the process*

 

;D

[ConQuest]

*is knocked unconcious for 20 hours*

[ed2funy]

The Pillows strip Questy and tie him up in the center of a small underground village, and beat the soles of his feat with Feather Sticks.

They then give him shallow cuts all over his body with Feather Blades, so that he can bleed slowly and lose strength.

[ConQuest]

*wonders if he is supposed to die on this stupid quest*

 

*force respawns at nearest checkpoint*

 

*Is back at cave entrence*

 

Crappppp

 

Knew i shoulda saved after the pooy water

 

*palmfaces*

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:D

 

ILLEGAL MOVE! GAME  OVER!