Wolfie Charge!!!!!!

[Doselan]

Just as the men and women at the black tower are waking from their night's slumber, a large group of wolves and oddly hairy humans come charging from the cover of the nearby forest howling and downing as much tequila as they can at full sprint.

 

Get em' guys!!!!  *howl*

[Lanthirrhos]

AIR RAID :o

 

*dives into a puddle*

[el Nynaeve]

*comes pelting out of her room*

 

Invaders!

 

*channels Earth and showers the Wolfies in mud and dirt*

[Doselan]

*gets pelted with mud* :o :o :o

 

Wait a tic...

 

:D  This is awesome!

 

*makes up some mudballs and begins throwing them at Elli*

[Reyoru]

Defend the Tower!!!

 

*Channels water and earth, flooding all of the rivers*

 

Oh dear, more mud  ;D

[Lanthirrhos]

Break the damn, release the riverrrrrr ;D

[el Nynaeve]

*channels Air and makes some large sticks chase the Wolfies around*

 

Fetch! ;D

[Doselan]

*takes a stick and starts surfing on the flooding river toward BT members, butterknife in hand*

[Red2111]

Red shakes the mud out of her strawberry blond furr and begins to throw TQ and Chili filled balloons at Ellianora and Reyoru

 

passes some of the Balloons to her fellow pack pates

[el Nynaeve]

*pops the balloons with sparks of Fire*

 

*makes pretty water spouts in the river using Water

[mcs0083]

NO MORE MR NICE DEDICATED!

 

*unleashes the wrath of the giant chili cannaon on the wolfies*

[Vanion]

*Jumps out of a Gateway just in time to have mud splattered across his pristine black Asha'man jacket*

 

.......

 

*Looks down at the mud with a slight frown, then looks up at the wolfies*

 

You are so screwed now...!

 

*Draws on Saidin through his Sa'angreal, weaving hundreds of threads of air simultaneously, snatching all of the tequila away from the wolfies and thwapping them all with sticks!*

 

MY TEQUILA, NOW!

 

You can have it back when you pay for my dry cleaning! Damned animals..! No respect for Van's clothing...

 

...Ought to just Balefire the lot of them...

 

*Starts drinking the tequila as he walks off, brushing the mud from his jacket in disgust, mumbling to himself with a mad edge*

[mcs0083]

And that children, is why we don't throw mud :P

[Red2111]

but we didnt start it!!!  *innocent pout*

 

does a running huggletackle to Vanion in an attempt to recover some of the TQ

 

 

 

[el Nynaeve]

Yes you did, you invaded Poland us! ;D

[Red2111]

and your saying you don't want an invasion of coolness, TQ and Chili  *sad puppy dog eyes*

 

 

 

[Reyoru]

Ok fine, we can play nice too

*channels fire and spirit, causing lightning and a storm to break*

I believe that wolves like getting their costs wet?

[Lanthirrhos]

Nah, we're getting wet at all costs ;D

 

Don't make me lick you.

[Vanion]

*snatches Red2111 out of their air with threads of air and hangs her up in a tree, tying off his weave and continuing to walk along, drinking the tequila*

 

Damned crazy dogs... attacking Storm Leaders... Sheesh... You'd think they would attack the civvies instead of the most powerful channeler in the Tower...

 

*mutters to himself a while longer before taking a bowl out of his jacket and catching a batch of chili in it as it goes flying through the air*

 

Mmmm... chili...!

 

*produces a spoon and starts to eat the chili, not even having broken his stride*

[Red2111]

hangs upside down for the moment, gaining a new perspective on life

 

me thinks the suit of armor made from the grass of the stedding was a good idea afterall  :D

[Talya]

Runs in after hearing all the clatter and skids on the mud and dives head first into Van and has some TQ land in her lap

 

Good to see you were bringing me this stuff Van ;D

 

States at the wolfies..

 

Now what do we have here...

 

Whistles and out of the kitchen comes a platoon of civies carrying umteen cream pies. Lines them up and...

 

Well,  what are waiting for guys...

 

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lanthirrhos]

NOO YOU ARE BURNING THE PIES :o :'( :'( :'(

[Reyoru]

*sends all the pies flying into

12th regiment's face*

[el Nynaeve]

*weaves Air to catapult the pies into the Wolfie mass*

[Reyoru]

*Puts on Shadow shades to prevent cream connecting with eyes*