The Gathering Storm in less than Six Words [Just For Fun. No Spoilers]

[Michelleharper]

Omens seen, forces gather, Light returns

[Zidel333]

Rand's evil, Egwene's defiant, Mat's fanfic?!

[Muad Cheade]

Rand goes crazy. Graendal's alive, maybe.

 

Massive upheavel, Mat sees dead people.

[OptimusPrime]

Tempesting, tempesty, tempested tempests that tempest.

 

The Dragon, one with the land.

[Nethran Thaimal]

Rand Laughs; Servants Unite; Verin's Bad-Good.

[metaphor]

mule-headed stubborn man laughs.

[Crael123]

One word: Foursome

 

damn right!!! hahaha so naughty

[Bobbun]

Rand, Egwene: victorious over shadowed women.

[thewalrus777]

Flaming Trollocs abound, film at 11.

 

amazing! ;D

[StefanR]

6 words?

 

Egwene's a bitch, Egwene's a bitch

[cleantoe]

TGS in six words or less:

 

Rand goes batsh** insane, then laughs.

[mb]

Change, destruction, conspiracy, escape, meetings, death.

 

[Ramzrie]

Robert Jordan loves fingering and bosoms.

[ed2funy]

I would like to see an Aes Sedai drunk!

That would be funny...

"You know Amyrlin, I love -"

*Aes Sedai gags on her own words!*

:D

 

TGS in 6 or less words:

 

Clouds roll in, Rand goes mad.

 

Bela eats fodder, sh*ts out Seals.

 

Egwene defies Elaida; Rand denies people :-\

 

 

BTW, these are all most of these are hilarious!

[BladeDancer]

My hair's not Red! Oh, b@llocks!  ;D

[Casabamelon]

Robert Jordan loves fingering and bosoms.

Epic Win!

[Michelleharper]

6 words?

 

Egwene's a bitch, Egwene's a bitch

 

I wholeheartedly concur! 

[water_seeker]

Rand goes insane, tries killing damane.

[Calderis]

Rand almost caught, Balefires a lot.

[fresnoares23]

an "excellent" "fiasco"- gathering of storms...

[dapianoplay3r]

Darkness was cool, ended with light :(

[Calderis]

Family reunions always end badly.

[mb]

Change, destruction, conspiracy, escape, meetings, death.

Channeling, traveling, talking, encounters, anger, miasma.