The New and Improved Movie Quote Thread

[Emperor]

It is simple... someone quotes a movie, you make guesses to which movie they are quoting.  If the person says you get it right, you get to post the next quote. 

 

Please do not cheat.  It is more fun if you think about it and make guesses. 

 

 

Let's start it off....

 

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

[SBoydW]

I know this one!!!!! I just watched it on Comedy Central last week.

 

Old School!!!

[SBoydW]

Well, you know what? It's their loss. You show me a guy who loves Empire and I'll show you a guy who's not afraid of his imagination. Like when Luke gets to the cave and he asks Yoda what's in there and Yoda says...

[Haxorsist]

AH! I recognise this quote! I can't remember the movie, but recognising the quote is a small victory for me and I'll take it. =)

[Emperor]

I recognize it too but for some reason I can't place it...

 

Clerks?

[SinisterDeath]

Clerks 2?

Jay and Silent Bob?

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

Dogma?

[Vemynal]

its clerks i think...

[SBoydW]

No

no

no

no

no

no

[RobertAlexWillis]

LOL ... I know, but thats just because I know what movies he just bought, so I won't cheat it ... but you guys are barking up a very wrong tree.

[SBoydW]

Though you know the movie... I haven't bought it.

[Emperor]

Follow up quote please. 

[SBoydW]

sorry.... let's see

 

Same thing that always happens. Everything is going along nice and smooth, we're having a good time, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, she gets serious. I hate to say it, boys, but it is time to take the girl home.

[Emperor]

Is this a freaking chick flick?  Did you pick one good quote from it to trick us?

 

I don't know this movie. 

[petels]

Well, you know what? It's their loss. You show me a guy who loves Empire and I'll show you a guy who's not afraid of his imagination. Like when Luke gets to the cave and he asks Yoda what's in there and Yoda says...

 

Wait - did anyone figure this one out?

[Emperor]

No we are getting a follow up quote from the same movie to help us out.  Go for it.

[Haxorsist]

I just had to google it. I'm ashamed to say that I've seen this movie twice.

[petels]

I had to Google it too. And I'm proud to say that I haven't seen the movie.

[Majsju]

I also went for Google. Never seen it. Actually, never heard of it until now, and that pleases me.

[Cadsuane]

Apparently I have seen this movie. It was awful.

[SBoydW]

Okay... I am also ashamed to say that I Have seen this movie... I will reveal and give you suckers another shot... the movie was "Failure to Launch"

 

New Movie Quote:

 

Frankie, you broke the unwritten law. You ratted on your friends. When you do that Frankie, your enemies don't respect you. You got no friends no more. You got nobody, Frankie.

 

Hope that's a little easier.

[Emperor]

Johnny 5!!!

 

Short Circuit yo.

 

person 1: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

person 2: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

[Haxorsist]

Clerks II?

[Emperor]

nope.

[Dunbar]

Johnny 5!!!

 

Short Circuit yo.

 

person 1: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

person 2: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

 

That'd be Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Extended version, even : p

 

Which was pretty awesome, I thought

 

Anyhoo

 

- What do you do for recreation?

- Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

 

 

[Emperor]

How can it not be Big Lebowski with a bowling reference. 

 

 

I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to god!