And on the 8th day FDM said...

[lord of the dawn]

*wakes up from a nap and walks outside*

 

*yawns*

 

O.O

 

NOOO!!!!

 

its the pudding!

 

*draws sword*

 

FOR THE GLORY OF PIE!!!!!

 

*Charges into battle*

[Canukistani]

*trips lordy into a pudding puddle*

[lord of the dawn]

-.-

 

*throws a pie in canuki's face*

 

*then sets on fire*

[Edielin]

Methinks thine buttocks be in need of a kicking!

*Produces patented device for executing such actions*

For pudding!

 

>> Anyway, where are your BT members? I am your rightful God - look, I'm all awesome... And... Yeah. Just look at my Shayol Ghul, stab fanatic fanclub!

 

*Looks around*

 

Moooooooooooooooggy! Where are yooooooooooooou?

[Justen Diablos]

Does anyone think it's odd that JD is in effect railroading our invasion by doing one of his own? By himself?

 

I feel all weird inside...

 

So yeah...aren't there like...other BT members out there? Or are you all seriously members of my Org (which would make me really your leader everywhere, since you know...I'm your Evil Goddess and stuff :P)?

 

 

Well I have to be here, since the Black Tower and Shayol Ghul are so intermarried as far as membership goes an invasion from one to the other is almost like arguing with yourself on a crowded public bus...

 

Which I've done, suprsingly I won, though I was upset with the outcome.

 

So um, yeah, I've been sitting on this chair a long time without getting any milk, and I'll have you know if I go milkless much longer I will start my own invasion (probably of the Ghul) and it will not be pretty (unless you find the idea of me and a gang of half naked scores girls running around drunk as I drop my pants and yell "Aghast I've freed the Dark One! Quick seal him back in your mouth!" (which I guess some of you could find pretty (probably the same people who get porn pop up ads across the top of your DM screen (I won't say names but you know who you are (*nods whilst inside parenthesis*)))))

 

So...

 

Oh yes, I understand how my post delivery can become confusing, but I was waiting on milk.

 

And maybe a cushion, this chair is hard.

 

JD,

Ghetto for life

[Elgee]

*goes all weird eyed trying to follow JD's (()()()())) ... *

 

Here ya go, big guy - *hands over a tankard of trolloc milk, and another tankard of orange coloured juice*

 

 

[eclipse0]

Eclipse walks onto the Tower grounds to see the place covered in pudding. At no point does he have a doubt in his mind that Poledra is someone behind this.

 

"Geez I can't take a day off, all hell breaks loose," he said to himself. 

 

 

I think you are, indeed, the leader of all things

 

It makes perfect sense, come to think of it

 

*shoves Pudding down everyone's nostrils*

 

 

 

Demi, I see where your loyalties lie, the Fish is disappointed and feeling quite vengeful today...

 

Looking up he notices JD sitting in his private bathroom

 

 

 

Well I have to be here, since the Black Tower and Shayol Ghul are so intermarried as far as membership goes an invasion from one to the other is almost like arguing with yourself on a crowded public bus...

 

 

Yeah, talk about an identity crisis, glad you decided to make an appearance though. It's been a while since you've shown up.  I was beggining to think you were boycotting us again, but who the hell gave you the key to my bathroom?

 

*glares around the room to see if Roka is lurking*

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Desiree]

awww, I'm touched that you think I started this

 

*thinks back to the invasion when she was the first who started ranting about Pudding and converted mcs and got Moir into the convo, too, and a few others*

 

hehe, I guess in a way I was the inspiration for this *weg*

 

*throws double-chocolate pudding in Eclipse's face*

 

yeah! it's not so fun now, isn't it?! I've been outnumbered for years, but now I shall have victory!!!

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

*Loads pudding machine gun with figgy pudding*

 

*Shoots everywhere*

 

Anyone  want some?

[eclipse0]

*picks up DS3 with a weave of air and slams him repeatedly into a pile of frozen pie crusts*

 

Whose side are you on now?

[lord of the dawn]

*takes over the machine gun and replaces the pudding with pie* 

 

FOR PIE!!!!!

 

pudding shall never win!

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

Throws a pudding grenade

 

 

[Canukistani]

*watches the pudding burn LofD like it was acid

[Talya]

Who would have believed that in the first years of the 21st centuary, the Black Tower was viewed with envious eyes over large distances in space. Minds so immeasurably superior to theirs, slowly and surely drew their pudding plans against them.

 

*cues music*

 

A spacecraft hovers over the Black Tower and blows off it's roof, then doors at the bottom of the craft opened, spewing it's pudding on the Black Tower and all it's members and a cry was heard!

 

OOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...PUDDING!

[eclipse0]

*Uses fire to flash bake the pudding into a hard crust making statues of all the SGer's and BT'ers who were coated*

 

Ah, peace and quite.

 

*sips tea*

[Talya]

*shakes her head*

 

You should know, that is a special tea that I made you...

 

*smiles sweetly*

[Far Dareis Mai]

*severs Eclipse from the source, and laughs as he cries girly tears*

[Talya]

He's just drunken the forkroot tea I gave him, so he can't channel anyway... ::)

[Dunbar]

*stumbles through in a drunken stupor*

 

MORE WATER!

[Canukistani]

*gives Demi pudding*

[Dunbar]

*drowns in it*

[Edielin]

And I say to you, amigos, that the fruit deriven thereof the pudding returneth...

 

*Notices a lack of listeners*

 

Oh, stuff this. Pudding!

[Dunbar]

Stuff it hard!

 

*does the dance of the pudding-tasters*

[bad company]

*stuffs it in hard, big thrusts*

 

[eclipse0]

*shakes head*

 

Leave if to BadCo...

 

 

Anyways, pudding is a derivative of Pie, so there!