My first attempt at...

[Twitchy]

A sig!

It didn't turn out too shabby.

For a first try at least.

Insult me and you die.

>:D

 

 

 

Had to change it for Halloween week

>.>

<.<

Here it is though.

[Talya]

*insults Twitch*

 

Pretty good sig though :)

[Guest Far Dareis Mai]

Not bad at all! What program did you use? Photoshop? GIMP?

[eclipse0]

Very Autumny!

[TheMasterDude]

I like the lightning....

 

 

 

that is all

[Twitchy]

*Rips off TMD's fingernails*

 

 

I used photoshop.

 

[Alaksuleiel]

I like it, it's a sig on lsd :D

[Moghedian]

It's quite striking...

[Barmacral]

The order of the stick signatures I'm putting out are actually my first real attempt at sig making. Its not actually that hard once you figure it out.

[TheMasterDude]

*Rips off TMD's fingernails*

 

aah great now I don't have to trim them this month

[Talya]

But what are you going to chew on instead...

[TheMasterDude]

*winks at Talya*

 

ooh I'll find something...

 

*pushes demi off*

 

and no, not you demi.

[bad company]

Sig, can't see it  :P

[Dunbar]

*pushes demi off*

 

and no, not you demi.

 

That makes me a sad panda

 

Also, Twitch makes sexy sigs!?

[Twitchy]

I'll show you what makes a sad panda!

 

*Cuts off pandy's willy*

 

Saaaad panda.

 

[cosmicpanda]

wha?

 

I check this thread at random and find that my willy's been cut off.

 

>:(

 

*decapitates twitch and feeds his innards to a flamingo*

 

*machine guns the flamingo*

 

NOW how do you feel?  >:(

 

 

[TheMasterDude]

*pees on the dead flamingo*

[Moghedian]

TMD, you disgust me. Your absolute lack of class or originality when it comes to harming others is enough to make me retch. There was nothing to be gained from urinating on the flamingo, yet you do it. Why? Because you are not fit to be a DL! That's right, I said it. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!  :P

 

*Takes a breath*

 

You want to punish me for this insubordination yet you won't. Why? Because you only hurt little children and DEAD FLAMINGOS!!!!! Grab a hold of yourself man; you're meant to be a Chosen yet you are terrified of the colour purple. This makes you unfit. Unfit, I say!!!! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!!

 

*Waits for a moment and then runs after TMD*

 

Your printer is not even laser, it is INKJET! *Gasps from the audience* Ask yourself the question, should you even be in SG?

>>

<<

Seeing as you're not going to answer that and your face has gone a most unhealthy colour I will give you the correct response.

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

 

Thank you, that is all I wished to cover.  ;)

 

 

 

 

[TheMasterDude]

*cries*

 

 

NOT!

 

Use another as your greyman task next time

 

 

*At that signal little darkfriend minions jump out of the street and attack Moggy where she stands. They do everything imaginable to her until nothing remains of Moggy the poor lightfool* YES I CALLED YOU A LIGHTFOOL *except a small smear of blood to mark her passing into the void*

[Moghedian]

YES I CALLED YOU A LIGHTFOOL

 

:'( That hurt more than anything else...

However, to fight back I shall now patronise you by giving you points for showing such creativity in that last post! :P

[Dunbar]

I can see how these events can be bothersome to poor ol' panda

[Naeann]

It's a very nice sig.  Perfect for christmas.  *nods*

[Twitchy]

*Slaps Naeann*

B**ch! I don't want no christmas sig!

 

 

And Pandy, I feel rather hurt, I'm very upset at you that you would do this to me.

I expect an apology.

 

[Naeann]

Then you should have picked colors other than red and green.  *stabs* a**hole.

 

 

I never got the point of *'ing out someof the letters in a curseword.  Everyone still knows what you're saying.

[eclipse0]

No according to the FCC 17 year olds aren't developed enough to figure it out...