Shadow Ball - Jacket required, JD optional

[Dunbar]

I... I meant to say left, not head

 

the second time o_o

 

But hey, editing is for wusses, so deal with it, yo

[Tayol]

demi you will go nowhere being lazy

[eclipse0]

Yeah, just look at Simon...

[Tayol]

exactly

 

demi you should pick a better roll model

[Talya]

Yeah! like Tay or Eclipse....

 

>.>

 

<.<

[Simon the half-demon]

indeed! perform daring raids on breweries, or win speed drinking competitions!

[eclipse0]

Yes yes, that is inspiration!

[Simon the half-demon]

i agree! quick! to the booze-mobile!

[Tayol]

indeed! perform daring raids on breweries, or win speed drinking competitions!

 

sounds about right....

[eclipse0]

Last one to the pub pays the tab!

 

*runs*

[Simon the half-demon]

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2007/1129/breaking41.html?via=mr = tays greatest known work

[TheMasterDude]

haha epic simon ;D

[Talya]

*runs too and isn't last!*

 

 

[Elgee]

Dublin's famous Guinness brewery has been the victim of an audacious theft.

 

A man drove a truck into the brewery on Victoria Quay, Dublin 8, yesterday evening; hitched up a trailer containing 450 kegs of different beers; and drove off into Dublin's traffic just as rush-hour got under way.

 

The haul contained 180 kegs of Guinness, 180 kegs of Budweiser and 90 kegs of Carlsberg and has a total value of €64,000. In the pubs, the loot would represent approximately 40,500 pints and a whopping bar tab of approximately €160,000.

 

The raid comes at one of the busiest times of the year for the brewery, which supplies 13,000 pubs across Ireland that are preparing for the brisk Christmas trading period.

 

Officers in Kevin Street Garda Station are investigating but a Garda spokesman said there was no sign of the missing truck, trailer or its driver.

 

Drinks company Diageo, which owns Guinness, said the raid was "very serious" and unprecedented. "We have never had a breach of this scale", said spokeswoman Grainne Mackin. "A full investigation is taking place into what happened and how.

 

"There is CCTV, and all of this is being reviewed and supplied to the gardaí". She added that on-street CCTV from the surrounding areas was also being examined.

 

She said the trailer was taken from an area that would normally be busy with trucks entering and exiting the St James's Gate site.

 

Some people can't / won't click links, Simon  :P

 

 

[Tayol]

I remember that; think they caught the two lads

[Simon the half-demon]

merely your scapegoats.

 

you can be honest with us tay, we already know *nod*

[Dunbar]

We know everything about you

 

Know that suspicious new garden elf you got? Camera. Know taht suspicious new lamp in your living room? Camera. Know that suspicious new pillow you got? Camera. Remember that suspicious new bottle of shampoo? Well. Enough said

[eclipse0]

We even have a camera inside you...

 

 

Remember that worm in the tequila you drank?

 

;)

[Dunbar]

That one in particular has been causing nightmares around the station

[Tayol]

Remember that worm in the tequila you drank?

 

;)

 

ah; and here was me thinking it was part of the drink; it was tasty though

[Elgee]

took us FOREVER to get that worm flavour exactly right - glad it paid off

[Dunbar]

Just the right amounts of dirt and worminess, took weeks in the lab it did!

[eclipse0]

But now we can see his duodenum!

 

Totally worth it

[Talya]

So that odd lump we saw, should we tell him or not?

[Elgee]

Hmmmm ... naaah - everyone loves surprises, right ?