Eliminate the Admins! [Game Over]

[Barmacral]

You wake up to find that staff has been shuffled completely, and that there is an admin war going on. The catch? The admins got power hungry and started promoting and demoting each other until Jason came along and locked everyone in at their current status. Now, nobody know's who the admins are anymore!

 

It gets worse, the admins have figured out who they are and have now teamed up against the rest of DM staff, and will be demoting one person to regular member status every day. They only way to stop them? You have to find them and rat them out to Jason, who can't see who the Admins are either, due to a software glitch.

 

Rules:

 

1. Rule one has been eliminated, simply because it is explained later on.

2. You may only communicate outside the game thread if your role says to.

3. No quoting PM's from the Mod.

4. NO DEDUCTIVE REASONING. If I catch you being serious and using actual game information to substantiate your votes, your vote will be stripped and randomly assigned to another player for that day. 3 strikes rule, I strip your vote 3 times, I modkill you.

5. Once you're dead, you're dead. You have 1 bah post, after that, I will delete any posts you make.

6. [glow=red,2,300]Red Glow[/glow] or Bold your votes, I will not count them otherwise.

7. There is a public thread for anyone not playing this game. If you are on the list posted below, you are not allowed to participate in the public thread, regardless of whether or not you are dead.

8. The Mod (me) is God. I reserve the right to change anything at any time in this game.

9. I knew I'd forgotten a rule, and I knew Empy would be the one to remind me. No editing posts.

 

Players:

 

Danya

Hax

Leelou

Emperor

Kathana

Soybomb

Corki

Jason (Suprise! Told you there's a suprise player in here)

Quibby

Jaydena

Nynaeve

FDM

Tayol

 

The roles:

The staff members:

You are a member of staff, you have no special abilities.

 

The Admins:

 

You are evil, you wish to demote all the staff members by night.

 

The Hacker:

 

You can find out who's and admin and who's not. You do this by hacking into the server and viewing one persons profile per night.

 

The Porn Spammer:

 

You can protect one person each night by spamming porn in front of their profile, so the admins are too busy deleting the spam instead of demoting the member.

 

It is now Day 1. With 13 people alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

[SBoydW]

I demote [glow=red,2,300]Everyone[/glow]!!! I win right?

[JenniferL]

So, uh, how am I going to bully people without my Admin rights?  Seriously, if I can threaten to ban you, why would you listen to me?

[Leelou]

*enters the swanky establishment, orders a margarita and passes out*

[Quibby]

Am I allowed to start blaming Jason yet, or do I have to wait until tomorrow?

[MsDanya]

*patpats Kath*

 

There there, I think you're scary no matter what!

[Tayol]

*enters the swanky establishment, orders a margarita and passes out*

 

after one Margarita?

 

*opens a gateway, steps into the BT cellar and comes back with some kegs*

 

now where were we.... oh right admin

 

*ponders*

[Emperor]

I think it is obvious we demoted Kathana first.

 

 

Edit: Well I had started a post where I pick on Kathana... but that is too easy. I am going to pick the people that are the least entertaining in this thread.  I will not use any other logic except that so you will always know who I am voting for. 

[Tayol]

me thinks edits should not be allowed because people can cover up a mistype if there hiding stuff

 

*Emperor Agrees* Bwuahahah!

[Emperor]

I edited my post cause I had to get rid of the glow around Kathana's name.  She makes me laugh and thus she will not get a vote from me today.  I am giving everyone a chance to post before I pick someone.  I edited your post because you were asking for it! *g*

[Haxorsist]

Per Empy's logic I'm voting for [glow=red,2,300]Barm[/glow]. Sure he's not a player, but his unfunny makes up for it plenty.

[Barmacral]

I knew I'd forgotten a rule, and I knew Empy would remind me.

 

9. No editing your posts. If you wish to unvote, you may do it like this: [glow=red,2,300]unvote[/glow]

[Guest Far Dareis Mai]

What if we are perpetually unfunny? Like a piece of cardboard unfunny...because that's about all I got.  :-\ Cardboard...

 

Oh, and I'm voting for [glow=red,2,300]Emp[/glow] because he is already going to vote for me for being unfunny.

[Emperor]

Barm is a good vote.  FDM just made me laugh, so I am not voting for her. Still reserving my vote until others post.

[MsDanya]

I'm nof funny either.  :-[

I think it is obvious we demoted Kathana first.

 

 

Edit: Well I had started a post where I pick on Kathana... but that is too easy. I am going to pick the people that are the least entertaining in this thread.  I will not use any other logic except that so you will always know who I am voting for.  

 

Empy said "We"!That has to mean he's an admin! Besides, he's a threat to my unfunnyness.

[Quibby]

After much deliberation involving a quarter and a list of names, I hereby cast my vote for [glow=red,2,300]Jason[/glow].

 

Actually, it's only because I enjoy painting huge targets on my back, not to mention the fact that if it wasn't for him, I might actually have a real social life!

[Emperor]

Oh Danya... I am sorry but that wasn't logical or funny.  You lose this round and I cast my vote for [glow=red,2,300]Danya[/glow].  Please go sit in the unfunny corner with Barm.

[Emperor]

Oh yeah....

 

*moons the peanut gallery*

 

I have my rule 10 right here!

[MsDanya]

Oh Danya... I am sorry but that wasn't logical or funny.  You lose this round and I cast my vote for [glow=red,2,300]Danya[/glow].  Please go sit in the unfunny corner with Barm.

 

Told you I wasnt already  ::)

 

You want logical votes? Suspicious.

[Leelou]

*takes any proffered alcohol*

 

Eh, passing out has more to do with exhaustion than the lack of tequila in that drink.

[Quibby]

Leelou, Leelou, Leelou... you should know better than to drink with Barm around.  Who knows what he'll slip into your drink.

 

... not that I'm speaking from experience or anything...

 

... not at all...

 

... he could have at least bought me dinner first...

[JenniferL]

That's right everyone. You keep me around because I entertain you. I'm like one of those websites www.lasvegaskathana.com

 

Why isn't Seggie playing? We could be voting him off right now.

[Corki]

Ah, I finally get here!

 

*cracks open a M-G Brew*

 

Now, who looks suspicious? Anyone look money laudering suspicious?

[Jason Denzel]

So wait a sec... this plot confuses me.  How did I become a regualar person?

 

Can I vote for Empy yet?

 

And how the hell do I do that funky red bold thing?

[Nynaeve]

*enters the swanky establishment, orders a margarita and passes out*

 

 

*votes [glow=red,2,300]Leelou[/glow]*

 

'nough said :P

 

 

Nyn