The Band's song from May's roll call

[Corki]

Here is a chance to see our truly awful/terrible/fantastic/amazing* song. Feel free to comment on it.

 

* = please delete as appropriate

 

 

Waiting, for the Ambulance to come,

Shivers, up and down my spine,

It's a long way down and it's a leap of faith,

It's all of my pleasure, all of my pain,

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.

 

This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us,

Cuz I'm crawling in the dark,

Mutha, don't wanna go to school today,

Never cared for what they do,

And Hell is still overburdened,

So I'm going home.

 

But before you come to any conclusions,

Everyone must bury their own,

We dont wake up before lunch but we all eat captain crunch,

So dont you cry tonight,

Even though it won't make no difference to you,

It's been a hard days night.

I don't blame them, they get paid.

 

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea,

We live, we love, we forgive and never give up,

Yo stinkfoot...puts a hurt on my nose, stinkfoot, stinkfoot,

I ain't lyin...couldja rinse it off do you suppose.

 

Something unpleasant has spilled on his brain as he sponges it off they say,

I got a rubber-band motor hummin' on a beach, ready for fun,

Dancing In The Dark,

And raise our glass to the ceiling,

It's the glamor that kills,

Let's get lost tonight,

So May the living be dead in our wake,

I'm alive.

 

A Lickety Boom-Boom down!

This is where it all goes down, down, down,

Risk my soul, test my life,

For my bread,

Spend my time lost in space,

The sweater has that faintly goat-like smell,

Which all teenage boys possess,

The fours winds blow, and a dark moon rising above,

I'm all but dead.

 

You take you chances with a red haired girl,

Just a drop of water in the endless sea,

Take my love,

Take my land,

take me where I cannot stand,

I don't care,

I'm still free,

You cant take the sky from me...

 

And you're all invited to Dublin Ireland to party the Shamrock way!

 

My Daddy thinks I'm fine,

I can't Find my way outta here,

Said the Joker to the Thief,

Theres to much confusion here,

I can't get no relief,

Dancing on the ceiling.

Bonita applebum you gotta put me on...

 

What a catalyst you turned out to be,

Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea,

Left me standing - like a guilty schoolboy.

 

We came out of it naturally the worst,

Beaten and bloody and I was sick down my shirt,

We were no match for their untamed wit,

Though some of the lads said theyll be back next week.

 

Hello-hurray - there's a price to pay - to the Eton Rifles,

Hello-hurray - I'd prefer the plague - to the Eton Rifles

 

You might not like what you feel, at least you feel something,

What's up people,

Hey hey human s***** human f*****?

Hey hey human s***** human f*****?

With the birds I'll share this lonely view...

 

It's better to remember, but it's easy to forget

You never get the one you dream of, you get to dream with the one you get.

 

 

 

A classic...

[Daetirion]

Instantly tries to set it to music...

[Taymist]

lmao love it!! Good work everyone.  :D

[snin83]

That actually came out pretty good.  That was a fun one.

[Climhazzard]

That really does sound good. The first verse is awesome and actually flows.

[Mayleigh Aes Sedai]

LOL I love it!! good woork everyone!

[F Horn of Valere]

lol very nice. thanks for compiling it!

[dragonlover]

lol sounds good

[Samuraiflip05]

*Chuckle*

*Chuckle*

*Snicker*

 

[Guest Uasal Arach]

Maybe we should give this to Apollo lol. Maybe he could make it a hit. Great job everyone. This is something we should do again.

[BridMorgan]

LMAO!! That was awesome!  Great job!

[Moghedian]

*Laughs*  :D

I love the parts where it works for a while by then completely loses it.  ;)

[DeathDealer]

My only question is: Why isn't this thread in the Band's public DM board??  Everybody should be able to enjoy this... this thing we did!!

 

I love how it almost tickles the mind with some sort of twisted sense that wants to reveal to you all the secrets of our world.  And then, just as you are about to grasp the true meaning of the entire ordeal, it slips from your grasp and leaves you upset and confused, but strangely satisfied in an unsatisfying way!

[The winds of Time]

rofl, thats awsome. ;D

[Corki]

As requested by Footy...

[Zeth Alley]

That was very good and funny. I liked it....I give it two thumbs up ;D