A visit from a wandering Apprentice Gleeman

[Myndrunner]

Jeepers! (kicks rocks)

[eol]

*Stage show morphs into a version of "Hows your expletive??!!" (replacing Asha'mamma as Viewers choice.)* ;)

[Dunbar]

i like!

[Myndrunner]

Aye Carumba!

[eol]

Eee gads, man!

[Myndrunner]

Blood and Bloody Ashes!

[eol]

JLM will be around to wash out all our mouths with soap and fernleaf!!

[eclipse0]

Nobody washes Demi, soap disintegrates within 10 meters of him.  Stick close and you'll be ok.

[eol]

Ok, Eol is rested and quite refreshed...

 

*coughs artisticly*

 

Fear

 

Demons and spirits haunt my waking hours,

Through weeping mothers and the laying of flowers.

I have seen the fields of crosses,

I have felt the pain of endless losses.

 

With each tear that has fallen from an eye,

to stain the ground and cloudless skies,

A new shred appeared in the fabric,

Another hole in the heart of this planet.

 

I can see it in the eyes of my peers,

The fallout of unnumbered tears,

They cannot let it get get too near,

Lest they be overcome by unreasoned fear.

 

The world has torn us all apart,

soul from soul, heart from heart.

[Dunbar]

EOL is LOE BACKWARDS

[eol]

insightful mate, deep.

[eclipse0]

deep is peed backwards...

[Myndrunner]

how does one pee backwards?

[eol]

With great difficulty I would imagine.

[eclipse0]

You'd also have to be well endowed...

[Dunbar]

deep is peed backwards...

 

AND THE ONE BILLION INTERNET DOLLARS GOES TOOOOO, YEEES ECLIIIIIIIIIIIIPSE!

 

And what would it be like to pee, in say -60 degrees celcius, and the urine froze on it's way down, creating a shaft of frozen urine that would have to be pulled out

 

ach, the pain

[eclipse0]

Has that ever happened to you, kind Sir?

[eol]

sounds like a personal experience alright... :P

[Dunbar]

I'm afraid not, but I have a strange longing for it

[eol]

Strange is right. you got problems mate... :-\

[Talya]

It's Demi..we wxpect nothing less...nothing more neither if truth be told.

[eol]

yeah its kind of frequent is'nt it? :D

[Talya]

Well we kinda get used to it...if thats ever possible.. :D

[Tayol]

ye something new and weird happens to demi every week

[eol]

must be exciting to have him around so! :)