A visit from a wandering Apprentice Gleeman

[Talya]

O_o...play what?

 

Not heard of Asha'Mamma!!

 

*wonders if she should start to get worried*

 

 

[eol]

wow a theme song thanks very much!

i dont think they understnad our system Mynd but i dont mind praise is pay enough on this stage. and think of the royalties ill get off a theme song! ;)..

[Myndrunner]

I did a show a while back for some lads on their way to the Black Tower.  They spoke of this "Asha'Mamma" challenge, where two Asha'Man go head to head in a best of five match up.  The winner is the one who can weave the better YA MAMMA SNAP in each round. 

 

For example, say Master Eclipse starts off with "Ya Mamma's teefh are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter!"  one should counter with a weave of "Ya Mamma's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out!"  It can get pretty rough I hear, but the Dedicateds and Soldiers seem to love it. 

 

Oh, and please do toss the lad some coin, just like I did.  It will make him look good when he returns to Gleeman Town with a fatter purse.  *motions to the serving maid* Another round, but this time....let's all try some Fade's Piss.....er, that is Kaf, Jack Daniels, and Threefold Oosquai!  Thanks babe!

[Talya]

I'd be no good at that type of thing...don't have the gift of the gab like some do...*shrugs*

[eol]

*shouts from stage*

 

Hey Myndrunner, Yo mammas so old Ashton kutcher would date her!!!!

[Myndrunner]

*sips his Fade Piss drink then replies with a grin....*

 

Yeah, well Yo Mamma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!!!!

[Dunbar]

YO MAMMA SO FAT, SHE FELL IN LOVE AND IT BROKE!

[Myndrunner]

*smiles and grins*

 

Well, Yo Mamma so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture!

[lord of the dawn]

im no good with these either eclipse.....

[Talya]

*nudges LotD*...me you mean :P

[eol]

Yo mamma's ao fat when she walks down the street the radio skips!

[eol]

Ok i guess we should get back to the show...

A poem of battles for the good crowd.

 

Sunlight strokes steel blades,

Where crowns have broken and died,

Our last battlefield.

 

Cries rip sterile air,

Tearing us all asunder,

Our ears are victims.

 

As are our black hearts,

I have done things I will keep

Secret 'til I die.

 

The heat of battle,

The loss of humanity there,

We are animals.

 

Animals in war.

 

 

[eclipse0]

*throws some coins on stage*

 

What? That was good, stop looking at your Attack Leader like that!

 

*buries his face in his mug*

[eol]

*Bows in thanks to the attack leader anonymous audience member*

[Talya]

Very good...*offers some beer to the Gleeman*

 

Attack Leaders get paid well more than lowly Dedicateds so he can throw the coin... ;D

[eclipse0]

Beer is better than coin...

[eol]

Generosity is overwhelming! ;D

[Talya]

*sits in the Attack Leaders lap and hands him a beer*

 

I'll take your coin then... ;D

[eclipse0]

This scene seems strangely familiar...

[Talya]

Oh really...I was just on about doing a swap for the beer..as you seemed to prefer it to the coin... ;)

[Dunbar]

I like coins

 

you can call them

[eol]

i like coins too, though beer is good as well.  ;D

 

so anyway, has the audience a request? flips, tumbles, fire breathing, knife-trickery, stories, poems and songs i can give to you...

[Myndrunner]

*Suddenly, a Black Gate opens and none other than MAZRIM TAIM steps through.  He eyes everyone warily, then steps up to congratulate the gleeman.*

 

Taim: You have performed well, gleeman.  It has been a long time since I have seen quite a show. When you read A Memory of Light, you will come to understand why I have been gone for so long....Anyways, I was instructed to hand you this....

 

*AS he reaches beneath his cloak, several Asha'Man quickly embrace saidin....but instead of a weapon, Taim brandishes a small, square piece of cloth....resembling a patch....it looks like this....*

 

 

Taim: This patch is a portrait of me and, due to copywrite infringement legalities, is in no way a photo shopped picture of Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat.  We do look a lot alike, you see....but.....

 

*Suddenly, the RED COUNCIL of the ILLUMINATORS appears.....UNEXPECTEDLY!!*

 

Council Member CL: Hold on! Hold on, there!!  This gleeman patch is not yet approved by the IBA (Illuminators Bureaucracy Association) and cannot be issued at this time. 

 

Taim: (sneering at them) Fine then.....what shall I do with it?

Council Member CL: Hold it between your knees! We don't care, it is unauthorized and therefore cannot be issued. (with that, the Red Council disappears) 

 

{sorry bro, but I gotta wait for the patches to get approved before I can hand them out publicly...}

[eol]

Dang Nabbit and i was so close aswell!! ::)

[Dunbar]

Gosh darnit