AIEL MOVIE RAID!

[mmeeshal]

I will raid the Seanchan From Dusk Till Dawn.... Steals Emperor's way-fake wig....  ;D

[Emperor]

Thats it!  I am going to live in my bomb shelter for a few years... like they did in Blast from the Past ! 

 

A Wig?  I am bald.

[Minuet]

We will raid From Earth to the Moon.  *snatches gold watches and some shiny jewelry.*

Empy what are you doing with all of this women's jewelry? *Runs off*

 

[Liitha]

Makes sure that someone get Moonstruck by a rock

[SinisterDeath]

Better then being Star Struck.

[Liitha]

Wish upon a Star for good luck

[Cadsuane]

That's it!! I'm fed up! This Aiel-Seanchan war will be bigger than the Star Wars!!!

[Barmacral]

But we Aiel are so mighty that it'll be like the War of the Worlds.

 

BWA HAHA!

[Segurant]

But you forget that the Seanchan has the Lord of War.

[Emperor]

The Aiel really remind me of Tarzan... much like in Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes

[Liitha]

Sends the entire seanchan company over to The Planet of the Apes

 

Enjoy your "holiday" ;)

 

*watches them off and ponders if she should just have stolen sinister as an entertainer for the living room instead* oh well, another time

[Segurant]

You should feel at home on the Red Planet

[Cadsuane]

Or at least, more comfortable than if you were part of The Thin Red Line.

[SinisterDeath]

Probably, but at least i'm not The Thin Man.

[Samuraiflip05]

The Aiel would do good to remember there is A Thin Line Between Love and Hate.

 

*Shoots a Maiden running off with Sinister*

[SinisterDeath]

But Hatred is such a fun thing to be had! Unless your on the Recieving end. >_>

[Samuraiflip05]

Yes well this whole 5th thingy is one of Ten Things I Hate About You Aiel.

[SinisterDeath]

We should send The Thing after them to eat there brains!

[Samuraiflip05]

Yeah Sin you go with That ThingYou Do!

[SinisterDeath]

Maybe I can toss in some Voodo into the mix.

[Samuraiflip05]

I swear when Caddy starts showing those legs, she's like a Voodoo Woman.

 

Lays a stream of bullets into a group of Aiel.

[SinisterDeath]

You don't want to get anywhere near [glow=red,2,300]What Women Want[/glow], the moment you try to comprhend what they are thinking, your head will implode... Now if we could just get the aiel to think a little around that topic, we might just turn the tide in our favor. :P

[Samuraiflip05]

Well let's just hope they don't bring out The 50 Foot Woman to get us.

 

*Reloads his gun with tracer rounds as night is beginning to fall*

[Cadsuane]

*can't resist*

 

*gets FOOTLOOSE like Kevin Bacon*

[Samuraiflip05]

*Pulls his collar*

 

Whew that will make you Any Which Way But Loose.

 

*Opens the trunk of his car and starts collecting wounded Aiel*  We can trade em for our goods...hahaha