The Gwampy Thread

[reyler]

*would make a "smooth jerk" joke, but won't*

[GrandpaG]

FINALLY!!!

 

 

* wipes sweat from brow *

* flexes typing fingers *

 

 

I kept hitting the line at the top of the page for Show new replies to your posts. and going into each and every one of them until the only remaining posts are from Fiddles for the whole page 1.

 

* balloons and spaghetti confetti float down from the ceiling *

* cannons go off shooting unopened cans of spam into the crowd *

* bottles of bubblie are uncorked everywhere *

 

* strange little old lady with a shopping cart walks by *

* she's not shy about speaking her mind *

>:(

Doesn't take much to amuse some folk.

>:(

[GrandpaG]

Running a little behind with the spam spreading tonight.  But I did get one more post credit for posting a story over in the Tinker's wagons.  ;D

[GrandpaG]

This was my one and only RP attempt:

 

* near the slopes of SG just before TG *

 

Billy Bob looked around and saw the greatest circus in all the land set up near the soldiers camp.  None of the soldiers were doing anything but waiting.  Suddenly, out of nowhere, he heard the blood-curdling battle cry of a madman.  Out of the entrance of the circus came a man riding an elephant for all it was worth.  He wore a bright crimson cape that flagged behind him as he charged full bore toward the shadowspawn guarding the gloomy abode of the Dark One.

 

"Follow me!  Come on, now!  All of you!  Join Valan Luca!  Today we defeat the Dark One himself!".

 

More people riding elephants, bears, lions, and all manner of critters from the circus followed their leader.  As they were consumed by the first rank of shadowspawn, the soldiers looked at each other questioningly and went back to waiting for the order to advance.  Billy Bob took another lick of his ice cream cone, settled back against his tree, and waited for the next show.

 

;D

[GrandpaG]

BLUUB.

 

BBBBLLLUUUB.

 

BBLUUUBBB.

 

GGBBBBLUUUBB.

 

BLUB.

 

BBBBBBLUB.

 

 

 

 

GGGGRRRUUMMMBBBLLUUUUUUBBBBBB!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

BLUB.

 

 

 

 

 

* pointing out to the center of the chasm filled with molten tar *

LOOK!!!

 

There it goes!!!

 

 

 

The Gwampy Thread is sinking...sinking...SINNNNNKKKIINNNNGGGGG!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

blub.

 

pppffffftttttttt.

splikt. :'(

[GrandpaG]

Have a safe weekend, everybody!

 

See you Monday, lord willing and the creek don't rise. ;D

[twinflower]

Gwampy this is just sad...*shakes head*  vewy vewy sad...

 

*sighs*  just need to get some bouncing in here!!  *laughs, pulls out pogo stick in her special borrowed brown ajah uniform*

 

Even with a spam canon and confettie too!!

 

*bounces, bouncy, bounces, bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy!!!!!*

[SBoydW]

*Enters to Thunderous Applause*

 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

 

Thank you all... I hope you enjoyed the performance.

[reyler]

What performance? You skidded across the stage on roller skates, that's it! You didn't even crash into anything! where's the entertainment value in that??

[MsDanya]

I think he refers to actually just being here  ::)

[Raena]

*is here*

 

I think that calls for another thunderous applause.  8)

[MsDanya]

*screams and faints like a fourteen year old girl on a Justin Timberlake concert*

 

;D

[Raena]

I can have that effect on people 8)

 

;D

[reyler]

*rubber cements Raena to the couch*

[twinflower]

*screams with Danya, then swoons*

[reyler]

*catches the unconscious Twinny and cements her to the couch, too*

[loki redfern]

rae, rae ..can i have your autograph..wait just a mo *paints people on the couch blue* so can i pleeeeeeease:D

[Zylazlo-]

*tars and feathers everyone on the couch and paints mustaches on them* My work here is done!

[reyler]

Does that mean you're going to leave again?  :(

[Zylazlo-]

As long as people in this school remeber me I will never truly be gone!

[reyler]

But I graduated six years ago!  :( :(

[Raena]

*feels blue*

 

Sure loki, where would you like me to sign?  ;D

[Thorum]

even for fiddles this thread makes no sense ???

[Zylazlo-]

It does make sense, it's just out of order. See cause reyler and me are having one conversation, while rae is speaking to loki. I just quoted Dumbledore a while back and reyler returned with a reality check. See? It all works out.

 

 

[DPR]

 

* throws buckets of cold water o everybody *

 

Wake up! You were dreaming. Now start spamming like you've done this at least once before...honestly :-X