Things Wheel of Time Fans NEVER Say

[Elliot Edits]

More suggestions for phrases Wheel of Time fans never say please. 

 

 

[WheelofJuke]

That's wonderful! Thanks for sharing! :)

[Samt]

I suppose that given their origins, Trollocs probably do have nipples.  But I never considered that.  

[DojoToad]

Video didn’t play for me, but how about:

 

That’s a short Ogier. 

[bringbackthomsmoustache]

5 hours ago, DojoToad said:

That’s a short Ogier. 

I think Rand mused on how (relatively) short Erith was when meeting her in book 2.

[DojoToad]

6 hours ago, bringbackthomsmoustache said:

I think Rand mused on how (relatively) short Erith was when meeting her in book 2.

Relatively.  🤣

[Elliot Edits]

14 hours ago, DojoToad said:

Video didn’t play for me, but how about:

 

That’s a short Ogier. 

Love this!

[WheelofJuke]

A few I didn't see in the video:

"BS sure nailed Mat's character right out of the gate."

"I wish BS would tie up all these loose ends more perfunctorily."

"I can totally relate to those Children of the Light...more characters should be as morally upstanding."

"I prefer the tv series."
 

[Lightfriendsocialmistress]

I’ve read the entire series and feel thoroughly confident that everything has been explained to satisfaction 

[Lightfriendsocialmistress]

I could have used more spanking and boobs

[Scarloc99]

Oh my, a fantasy book series written by a geriatric unhealthy author that isn’t anywhere near finished yet, sign me up to start reading that please. 

[TravellingIsAGatewayDrug]

Here's a few I thought up:

 

"I wonder exactly where her arms were when she crossed them?"

 

"Do you think their skirts wrinkle when they sit and stand?"

 

"I wish Nynaeve wasn't so stoic."

 

"Do you think Suian is still in touch with her fishing roots?"

 

"I wish Mat's character didn't change so much."

 

"Verrin is such a boring character."

 

"The prologues and epilogues are such a waste of time, just get to the story already!"

 

"I wish Robert Jordan would describe how wolves communicate more."

[HeavyHalfMoonBlade]

I always wondered what their horses were called.

[Gypsum]

"RJ was so sparse on his descriptions...almost Hemingway-esque. I wish he'd gone to town on the amount of lace people wore."

[TravellingIsAGatewayDrug]

"I wonder if we'll ever find out who has been teaching young Olver such innapropriate mannerisms when interacting with women..."

[Lightfriendsocialmistress]

I’m not gonna read this again 

[Finnssss22]

"The Sword of Truth was an awesome totally original series."

[Gary Again]

What did the dress look like?

[TravellingIsAGatewayDrug]

What color do the Seanchan Deathwatch guard wear? I seem to have forgotten...

[Scarloc99]

I have completely forgotten what this major characters arc has been until this point of the story. 

 

[Lightfriendsocialmistress]

Wait, what does it look like when gateways are opened? I forgot 

[Scarloc99]

50 minutes ago, Lightfriendsocialmistress said:

Wait, what does it look like when gateways are opened? I forgot 

The description as I saw it was a single line of light in the air that then splits open, in my mind that splitting action is not uniform so you get a circular shape, but they may be ruler straight meaning you get a square. 

[TravellingIsAGatewayDrug]

28 minutes ago, Scarloc99 said:

The description as I saw it was a single line of light in the air that then splits open, in my mind that splitting action is not uniform so you get a circular shape, but they may be ruler straight meaning you get a square. 

Is this woosh or spicy irony that I am not clever enough to get?

[EverLore]

"I wish there were more words"

[Scarloc99]

On 11/9/2023 at 4:55 PM, EverLore said:

"I wish there were more words"

I mean I wish the final trilogy had been at least 4 books maybe even 5. It felt a bit like season 8 GOT 

 

Brandon, I don’t have enough pages to finish this, I am going to have to rush finish a ton of story threads in a really hurried way. 
 

Publisher “we can give you another 2 books no problem” 

 

Brandon, ignoring them “yes I think I need to smoosh some story threads together, oh, and I want to burn a ton of space on some silly side stories just so I can feel all creative, 

 

Publisher “But Brandon, you can have 2 more books and, the books are not written you are doing them from scratch, why make up new characters if you don’t have enough space”.