[INTRO] Welcome Recruit Kait!

[Taymist]

Yes, oddly enough Boyd most of us do, in fact, complete our tasks... so don't you go putting ideas into people's heads. :P

 

Kait, Deathdealer is also Footy, that may be why he sounds (crazily) familiar, our Pinky one has many identities !!

 

As for spam, whilst its not forbidden, it shouldn't be getting out of hand on welcome threads, so just watch what you're doing. I think some people need to be checking out the Band Rules soon. There are plenty of other threads for spamming.

[kait]

*salutes*

 

check that. sorry about all of that.

[Taymist]

lol not you Kait, this is YOUR thread... I'm talking to these other reprobates

[kait]

oh! yayy! *smiles a little & continues spamming herself* ... i do need to be told that, though, i think. ;)

[woolhead]

So Tay, what happens if I of all people decide to spam this thread.. hmm??? :P

 

Hehehe.

[Guest Cadsuane]

Well, if you do that, then I march in here, hog-tie you, and drag you off for a proper roasting. It's been too long.

 

*hog-ties Sheila, drags him over to a roasting spit and begins turning him slowly over a very hot fire*

 

What flavor shall we baste him with this time, ladies? 8)

[kait]

kait doesn't get the joke. kait feels very ignorant. *goes to hug this thread instead*

[Guest Cadsuane]

Oh, don't worry Kait. That woolhead (Sheila) and I used to be Band members. Sheila was roasted many a time in those days! Hehehe, I'm suggesting we take that up again, and I suspect Tay would enjoy participating in anything having to do with damaging him... :twisted:

[woolhead]

Well' date=' if [i']you [/i]do that, then I march in here, hog-tie you, and drag you off for a proper roasting. It's been too long.

 

*hog-ties Sheila, drags him over to a roasting spit and begins turning him slowly over a very hot fire*

 

So you WARN me about what will happen if I go and DO something... and then you go ahead and act immediately anyways!?!

 

TYPICAL! :P

 

Also... you and your cruelty just made kait HUG a thread, lol. How does that make you feel?? :?

 

Evil duckY!!! :twisted:

I'm sure someone will save me.

*starts trying to blow out the "very hot fire" that is in actuality simply a failed attempt at lighting a match.

[Corki]

Any mint needed, Cads??

 

*offers mint*

[Guest Cadsuane]

Why yes, thank you Corki. ^_^

 

*takes mint*

 

*shoves it up Sheila's...

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

... nose*

 

 

*dumps the match he mentioned into the larger fire that has been burning beneath the match*

 

 

*hums a little roasting ditty*

[woolhead]

*sneezes mint at a high velocity and watches it strike Cadders right in the...

 

 

...

 

 

... rear* 8)

[Taymist]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

Cads !! How could you even think I'd hurt my lucky sheepy???? :cry: I can't win my fights without him.

 

*grabs sheepy away from fire and runs away cackling*

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHA :P

 

evil people :evil:

 

 

(that about do it hun? You can pay me later )

[Corki]

There goes dinner.

 

*sighs*

[woolhead]

*drops out of arms*

 

Pay you?!?

Phaw, you should pay ME!!

You should feel so lucky that allow you in my presence. 8)

 

(Just nod and smile

)

 

*sneaks back to the fire*

*wonders where Cads went to after getting hit with the mint...*

*shrugs*

*throws peanuts at Corki from the bushes* :lol:

[Lanthirrhos]

:P *Pours Coke on Wooly... waits an hour*

 

Ahhhh! WORMS!!! :lol: :roll:

 

How ridiculous lol 8)

[kait]

thanks for explaining, cadsuane. & nice to meet you, btw.

 

*watches this unfold* ... i think tay should have just said nothing ... my pretty thread!! hi 12th. i've heard a lot - seriously - about you.

[son of battles]

Yes, 12th is quite famous

[kait]

it was all very good stuff though. so good it didn't seem true...

[SBoydW]

eh hem.... I don't know what you've heard but it's most likey evil propoganda!!

 

*Jumps on wooly* Gotcha.... Dinner anyone!?

[kait]

there's propaganda on DM?! *wide-eyed shock*

[DeathDealer]

Ohhh! A Wooly roast!!

 

*gets behind the podium*

 

So, Wooly is sooo wooly, that we had to shear him twice a year!!

 

*hears crickets*

 

Ooops, not that kind of roast! Thank God, 'cause I'm only good at roasting myself.

[SBoydW]

Yeah I'll need a we bit of help though......

[woolhead]

ACk!

What are you people doing?!?

You are spamming Kait's thread!!!! :shock:

Geeeeez.

 

 

Also, Footy, ROFL. Can I try?!?! I wanna roast someone! Hehehe.

[SBoydW]

Mind roasting your self? :twisted: