The only thing I dread about Dreadlords is their BO.

[Reyoru]

There I said it, its what we were all thinking, don't lie.

 

Dreadlords aren't scary. I demand you change your name, in compliance with the Trade Descriptions Act 1968. Mislabelling and deliberately misleading the consumers.

 

I'll complain to the Ombudsman, I tell you.

[LilyElizabeth]

What should they be called, Rey?

[Basel Gill]

Dreadloofas.

[Reyoru]

Dreadloofas.

 

Gold.

[Nynaeve]

Dreadturds suits them imo

[Leelou]

Dreadturds suits them imo

 

*like* 

[Krakalakachkn]

As a former Dreadlord I am no way reformed.

[Hallia]

Don't be a hater. If they do that, they might as well change you guys to Lightspawn ya softies!

[WWWwombat]

*extracts Hallia's spleen and eats it*

[Nynaeve]

xD

[WWWwombat]

Not bad.  Could use a little salt.

[Basel Gill]

*opens up a nice Chianti*

[LilyElizabeth]

What exactly does a spleen do, anyway? I lacerated mine in the accident and I don't know what it's good for. They wanted to remove it, but I talked them into waiting and it stopped bleeding on its own. That made me curious. If we don't need it, why do we have it?

[Barmacral]

http://surgery.about.com/od/glossaryofsurgicalterms/g/SpleenDo.htm

[LilyElizabeth]

Thanks, Barm.

[Nynaeve]

I think it's not so much that we don't need it, but that you can live without one. I'm glad you got to keep yours.

[WWWwombat]

On a related note, why do men have nipples?  Is a little more sexual dimorphism really that hard?

[Nynaeve]

Prolly so purple nirple can come into place.

[Nynaeve]

I found instructions:

 

Grab someone by the nipple on the cheast. Then twist very hard and ask them to name 5 cereals and a black president. Twist hard until their nipple turns purple because of the blood rushing to their pinched part. For better and quicker resluts, use pliers to get more leverage on the nipple.

 

 

lmfao

[Krakalakachkn]

Do not want

[WWWwombat]

Love the new avi, Krak.

[Krakalakachkn]

It felt right

[WWWwombat]

It does.  A worthy successor to Hobbes imo.