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101 Ways to ruin other people's New Year Resolutions!


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Temptation always works....

 

 

2 If someone is trying to save up, direct them to the shops that are having sales. :baalzamon:

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3. When they resolve to get more stuff done at work, start humming annoying catchy songs all the time to get them stuck in their head.

 

Or kidnap them. Either works well enough,

 

:baalzamon:

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4. If you unsure what they're resolution is, cut their tires.

 

This will cause them to be unable to go to the gym, to make them late, to challenge their resolve in the face of adversary, and cause them to need to spend many money.

 

That covers a good numbe of possible common resolutions.

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7. DVR all their favorite movies.

 

This will keep them from any healthy living resolutions and turn them into a couch potato.

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8. Wait till they're sleeping and coat all of their nails with milk chocolate or their favorite barbecue sauce, so they can't stop chewing their nails.

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10. for that gossip in the office, start making up really juicy secrets about yourself, and tell them in the 'strictist confidence' and see how long they take to get back to you

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14. If they're trying to break their ocd, say things like "Man, crap keeps getting messed up ever since you stopped washing your hands 5 times before and after meals"

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