What I did with my own two hands

[suchmadness]

say plug berf go on i dare you

[suchmadness]

sorry it's business as usual

[Ithillian Turambar]

I feel as though this conversation has gone past me. Also remind me not to be reading whilst on the phone to clients. I literally just said Annual Review Batteries.

 

And what was their response?

[ineedfourberfs]

I never found out. Was a message. No chance to explain.

 

Should make for interesting phone call on Monday that is for sure.

 

 

 

Also, Plug. 

[Ithillian Turambar]

You left a message that said that?

 

Oh My Great Lord!

 

That is too funny.

 

Also yes, you strange foreigners and colonials do not understand the pain of treading on an upturned 3-pin plug with your bare foot, because your plugs are weird and made wrong.

 

However, imagine treading down hard onto three very sharp screwdriver ends, arranged in a triangle formation, cutting into the soft arch of your foot and that's pretty much how it feels.

 

Worse than Lego.

 

Worser even than Bionicals Lego

[ineedfourberfs]

And Bionicle Lego is practically ALL POINT.

 

I fear my ugg boots will never leave the feet if I venture UK-ward. The fear, she has me.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Mentioning the Ugg Boots is cheating.

 

[ineedfourberfs]

This is the BT, yes?

 

*never, ever, ever claimed to be wholesome or a good influence*

[Ithillian Turambar]

This is the BT, yes?

 

*never, ever, ever claimed to be wholesome or a good influence*

Clearly.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

we're not sick Cindy. Just slightly inverted

speak for yourself, I'm sick

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

You left a message that said that?

Oh My Great Lord!

That is too funny.

Also yes, you strange foreigners and colonials do not understand the pain of treading on an upturned 3-pin plug with your bare foot, because your plugs are weird and made wrong.

However, imagine treading down hard onto three very sharp screwdriver ends, arranged in a triangle formation, cutting into the soft arch of your foot and that's pretty much how it feels.

Worse than Lego.

Worser even than Bionicals Lego

we have grounded 3 pin plugs but I find Legos more owie

[suchmadness]

Mentioning the Ugg Boots is cheating.

 

 

I likes my uggies. Never ever leave my feet when I'm inside.

 

Not outside tho I'm not a total westy

[suchmadness]

 

You left a message that said that?

Oh My Great Lord!

That is too funny.

Also yes, you strange foreigners and colonials do not understand the pain of treading on an upturned 3-pin plug with your bare foot, because your plugs are weird and made wrong.

However, imagine treading down hard onto three very sharp screwdriver ends, arranged in a triangle formation, cutting into the soft arch of your foot and that's pretty much how it feels.

Worse than Lego.

Worser even than Bionicals Lego

we have grounded 3 pin plugs but I find Legos more owie

 

 

Yes legos are more owie especially on the arch of your foot in the middle of the night on your way to the toilet...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... hairballs might be worse... not owie but... so yuck

[Tsukibana]

nope.

 

WORSE thing ever is the CAT, and she goes all bitchy and turns into a buzzsaw.

[suchmadness]

.... hairballs might be worse... not owie but... so yuck

 

This is what I've done a lot of lately with my own hands

 

Clean up after my cat. He likes to leave little present lying around for me to clean up in the morning. The bloody little trolloc

 

But a good ratter tho so it's all good...he's forgiven, just

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

perhaps some petromalt or Vaseline?

[suchmadness]

perhaps some petromalt or Vaseline?

 

That is sick

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

perhaps some petromalt or Vaseline?

 

 

That is sick

... what you think petromalt is made of?

[suchmadness]

Yes I'm looking at you, you smug little thing purring on my desk

 

You're a very naughty boy

 

But so cuddly

 

Cuddlees...puuurrr

[suchmadness]

just of the top of my head here but Petrol and malt..Petromalt

 

Maybe I'm the sicko..was thinking of something else

 

Is the word Vaseline that does it

[suchmadness]

Arrrggh...just finish chopping wood. The wood was so hard that the axe keeps getting stuck in so I have to swing both the wood and axe.

 

Have to jump up on the downswing too just to get the force right.

 

If I don't have some mean abs by the end of winter I'm not going to be happy.

 

My arms are burning...

[suchmadness]

What kind of wood was that? It's got some thorns...it has consistency of gum trees but those thorns has me stump.

 

Must get some different kind of wood. Those were just too hard...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

whatever kind of wood it was, it'll split better next year :)

[Ithillian Turambar]

I once had a thought that I would like to live in a cabin in the woods ... but I don't think I would like it in the wintertime.

 

Plus I would want someone to do the wood chopping.