WoT Pick Up Lines

[Songstress]

Oh... I love you guys.

 

*contemplates moderating the stuffing out of Verbal*

 

*rather disturbed by the thought of an unstuffed Ewok on the BT's living room floor*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

That's not really true. That would put be above the rules, which is not the case. The "line" is subjective, as is moderated as such.

 

For example, if you guys think the Oath Rod comment is too much, I'll edit it. No prob.

 

thy rod and thy staff comfort me.

 

and the cock crowed three times.

 

and don;t even get me started on thine ass...

 

and... i can do this all night.

 

 

but perhaps the entire bible is not quite PG 13.

 

Leviticus 18.

 

s'all i'm sayin'.

[SirTownsend]

Well I'm gonna have to use some of these now.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Good luck with that

[Leyrann]

That's not really true. That would put be above the rules, which is not the case. The "line" is subjective, as is moderated as such.

 

For example, if you guys think the Oath Rod comment is too much, I'll edit it. No prob.

 

thy rod and thy staff comfort me.

 

and the cock crowed three times.

 

and don;t even get me started on thine ass...

 

and... i can do this all night.

 

 

but perhaps the entire bible is not quite PG 13.

 

Leviticus 18.

 

s'all i'm sayin'.

 

Certainly not PG13... Well, maybe it is, actually. I doubt a child of <13 would understand what is said... Or doesn't that count as PG13?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

That's not really true. That would put be above the rules, which is not the case. The "line" is subjective, as is moderated as such.

 

For example, if you guys think the Oath Rod comment is too much, I'll edit it. No prob.

 

thy rod and thy staff comfort me.

 

and the cock crowed three times.

 

and don;t even get me started on thine ass...

 

and... i can do this all night.

 

 

but perhaps the entire bible is not quite PG 13.

 

Leviticus 18.

 

s'all i'm sayin'.

 

Certainly not PG13... Well, maybe it is, actually. I doubt a child of <13 would understand what is said... Or doesn't that count as PG13?

 

we got it because they skipped the naughty bits until high school, so we read those the most.

 

plus the definition of appropriate has changed a bit in 5000 years.

 

RJ was a bit naughty. I think he'd be amused by the whole subject.

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

um... but yeah, I'm pretty sure just copying that one chapter, or say, some of Solomon's stuff... would get you in trouble here, lol.

 

as it should.... Er... yeah....

[Cbinpdx]

RJ was a bit naughty. I think he'd be amused by the whole subject.

 

He was very fond of spanking...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

RJ was a bit naughty. I think he'd be amused by the whole subject.

 

He was very fond of spanking...

 

he was fond of all sorts of thing we don't mention.

 

well, verb did, but he can.

[Leyrann]

That's not really true. That would put be above the rules, which is not the case. The "line" is subjective, as is moderated as such.

 

For example, if you guys think the Oath Rod comment is too much, I'll edit it. No prob.

 

thy rod and thy staff comfort me.

 

and the cock crowed three times.

 

and don;t even get me started on thine ass...

 

and... i can do this all night.

 

 

but perhaps the entire bible is not quite PG 13.

 

Leviticus 18.

 

s'all i'm sayin'.

 

Certainly not PG13... Well, maybe it is, actually. I doubt a child of <13 would understand what is said... Or doesn't that count as PG13?

 

we got it because they skipped the naughty bits until high school, so we read those the most.

 

plus the definition of appropriate has changed a bit in 5000 years.

 

RJ was a bit naughty. I think he'd be amused by the whole subject.

 

It's actually somewhere 3000-3500 years ago.

 

um... but yeah, I'm pretty sure just copying that one chapter, or say, some of Solomon's stuff... would get you in trouble here, lol.

 

as it should.... Er... yeah....

 

Hmmm... Last time my parents skilled a lot of what Solomon said because I was too young, but we just started all that stuff.

 

Also, anything about his 800 (if I remember correctly) wives?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

1000 is the number given, wives and concubines combined, but it's just meant to be an approximate.

 

yeah, what it taught us was that power leads to excess and excess leads to ruin.

 

the kingdom ended up split between his and David's shenanigans.

 

but its ok, cause kings are a bad idea in general.

 

according to the book anyway.

 

and I have to agree.

[Leyrann]

I can't disagree with something I agree with...

[wheeloftime13]

lol these are funny

[Cbinpdx]

You must be Rand, 'cause when you entered the room, I finally saw the light.

[Cbinpdx]

Is that The Dragon Reborn, or are you just glad to see me?

[Cbinpdx]

Hairy and strong. I like that in a Trolloc.

[wheeloftime13]

lol

[Leyrann]

Nevermind I'm still dumb.

[Leyrann]

And "still" because I already was doing something dumb two or three days ago.

[Basel Gill]

Is that a sa'ngreal in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[wheeloftime13]

[Smiley73]

Good luck with that

 

Don't pretend like you wouldn't melt like butter if random turned his charm on you :P

[Ithillian Turambar]

Good luck with that

 

Don't pretend like you wouldn't melt like butter if random turned his charm on you :P

 

I already have more than enough charm in my life His WoT lines are funny though.

 

[wheeloftime13]

I'd actually like to see someone using those one day...

[Eichhörnchen]

I know where this stone dog is putting his spear tonight