Ask The Dark One... Yet Again

[Lurk No More]

Cindy asked...

 

DO... is it you messing with ppls lives or is that the creators shenanigans?

 

DO... is it you messing with ppls lives or is that the creators shenanigans?

[Lurk No More]

WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA DO FOR FUN? OF COURSE I AM JACKING WITH THERE LIVES. THE CREATOR DOES NOT CARE TO TAKE ANY INTEREST. THE CREATOR WOULD NOT KNOW SHENANIGANS FROM A WHOLE IN MY PRISON.

 

Dark One, would you consider buying me some beer?

[Ironeyes]

OF COURSE NOT. I EXPECT YOU TO KILL SOMEBODY OVER IT. DUH.

 

DO, how are you and Sauron getting along?

[John Snow]

SAURON IS MY ENEMY. I HAVE TEA WITH GANDALF DAILY THOUGH.

 

DO, what would you do for a klondike bar?

[Ironeyes]

I'D HAPPILY DESTROY THE PATTERN, ALL PEOPLE, AND THE KLONDIKE BAR IN THE BARGAIN!

 

WAIT.

 

THIS IS SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO DO? OH, THEN IN THAT CASE, I'D LET DEMANDRED USE THE BIG VOICE AGAIN. OH, IT WAS AWFUL.

 

 

 

DO, are you in any movies?

[Gabby]

YES, OF COURSE I AM

 

DO, do you like chocolate?

[Cbinpdx]

NO. I PREFER VANILLA.

 

DO, is money really the root of all evil?

[Gabby]

NO, I AM

 

DO, why do I have a cold?

[Lurk No More]

I GAVE YOU THE COLD SO THAT YOU WILL BE UNPRODUCTIVE, SURLY AND OUT OF SORTS. I ENJOY WATCHING THE WORMS SUFFER BEFORE I UTTERLY DESTROY THE PATTERN. THINK OF IT AS A LESSER TAINT.

 

Dark One, have you read any good books lately?

[randomh3r0]

YES, THERE'S A WHOLE SERIES DEVOTED TO A BUNCH OF INSECTS TRYING TO AVOID MY BOOT.

 

Dark One, are you enjoying this chance to tell us all your thoughts and musings?

[Lurk No More]

I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS POPULAR SINCE THE WAR OF THE SHADOW. IT GETS LONLEY IN MY PRISON, AND NOT EVERYONE ENJOYS THE BIG VOICE. I DO ENJOY HEARING YOUR TROUBLES AND MAKING FUN OF THE THINGS THAT CONCERN YOU. KLONDIKE BARS, MUSIC, CARS AND SUCH. BUT MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IS TURNING YOU LIGHTIES TO THE SHDOW. COME TO THE DARKSIDE - WE VALIDATE PARKING....

 

Dark One, Are YOU on the other side of a black hole?

[Gabby]

OF COURSE I'M NOT. I AM IN PRISON!!!!!!!!!!

 

DO, what do you do all day?

[Darki'n]

THERE ARE NO DAYS IN MY PRISON. JUST AN ENDLESS NIGHT. AND WHAT I DO? I SOMETIMES CHAT WITH MORIDIN ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF REALITY. THEN I BLOW BUBBLES OF EVIL. AND I ALSO LOOK CAREFULLY FOR PERSONS SAYING MY NOBLE NAME. IF SOMEONE SAYS IT, I CAST SOMETHING RANDOM EVIL AT THAT PERSON.

 

 

 

Great Lord, why do your prison's cuendillar seals weaken?

[Mik]

BECAUSE I AM THE DARK COUNTERPART OF CREATION. I AM THE UNMAKER OF EVERYTHING. THE SEALS TOUCH A FRACTION OF MY ESSENCE AND SLOWLY BUT SURELY THAT UNMAKES THEIR EXISTENCE.

 

Great Lord, are you afraid of the Dark?

[Darki'n]

YES. EVERYONE MUST FEAR THE SHADOW, EVEN THE SOURCE OF IT.

 

 

 

Great Lord, can you say one thing you like about the Light?

[Lurk No More]

THE ONE THING I LIKE ABOUT THE LIGHT IS THAT THEY ARE EASY TO TRICK, AND THEY ARE SO MISGUIDED. THEY MAKE SUCH GRAND DESIGNS THAT ARE SO MUCH CIRCLES WITHIN CIRCLES, TRYING TO ESCAPE THE REAL RELAITY. HUMANS LIVE A SHORT WHILE, BUT AFTER THAT - YOU ARE DEAD FOREVER.

 

Dark One, Am I sensing an anti - light attitude?

[randomh3r0]

IN THE SAME WAY ROME SENSED AN ANTI-ROMAN ATTITUDE FROM ATTILA THE HUN.

 

Dark One, what do you use as a pick-me-up?

[Lurk No More]

I LIKE TO SUCK THE WILL OUT OF OTHERWISE HAPPY PEOPLE, BREAK THEIR SPIRIT AND GROUND THEIR BONES INTO THE DUST. IT'S JUST SOMETHING I ENJOY DOING. i'M A PEOPLE PERSON...

 

Dark One, is Lady Gaga your minion or are you her minion?

[randomh3r0]

LADY GAGA IS TO THE REAL WORLD AS PADAN FAIN IS TO THE WORLD OF WOT. SOMETHING ENTIRELY NEW THIS AGE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SPUN OUT OF THE WHEEL BEFORE

 

Dark One, Excited for AMoL?

[Gabby]

OF COURSE NOT. I AM NEVER EXCITED. EVER.

 

DO, what are your views on lawyers?

[flash_fire]

YOU SHALL NOT USE PEOPLE TO ARGUE MY AUTHORITY. LAWYERS ARE FORBIDDEN. ALWAYS.

 

DO. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I ASKED YOU A QUESTION IN ALL CAPS?

[Darki'n]

YOU SHALL SEE IT 10th NOVEMBER. FEAR THAT DAY. I DON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR USING MY SPEAKING STYLE.

 

 

 

Great Lord, can you speak Finnish?

[Mik]

I'LL FINNISH YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW!

 

 

 

Great Lord, can I be Nae'Blis?

[Lurk No More]

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ASK TO BE NAE"BLIS. THERE IS A LOT OF SUBJIGATION, TORTURE AND ABUSE BEFORE ONE BECOMES NAE’BLIS. IS THAT SOMETHING YOU ARE INTERESTED IN? MAYBEY WE COULD BE ROOMATES FOR A WHILE AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT?

 

 

Dark Lord, frankly the BIG VOICE is starting to get on my nerves a little.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

that's why I never use it

 

dark one, any good plans for the weekend?