Things auto-correct made me say...

[Songstress]

Yay 50 posts! Hot thread points for Kay!

[Kaylee]

Woo hoo! Phone keeps trying to write roi for the word to.

[Songstress]

Aaand my phone just changed "Wombat" to "Sulfate"

 

....

[Kaylee]

Phone keeps changing "is" to "us"

[Ironeyes]

You'd think that "smart" phones wouldn't be so stupid...

[Songstress]

You might think that. But it would not be the case.

[Ironeyes]

I don't have a smartphone. I prefer to BE the smartest thing on my person, thank-you-very-much.

[Songstress]

How's that working for ya?

[Ironeyes]

Perfectly. Everyone at my school thinks I'm a genius.

[Ironeyes]

Perfectly. Everyone at my school thinks I'm a genius.

[Songstress]

Especially when you're smarter than your car keys.

[Ironeyes]

Especially then. They think I'm smart because I tutor people and I'm good at it.

[Ironeyes]

I don't own a car.

[Songstress]

I don't own a car.

I don't have a smartphone. I prefer to BE the smartest thing on my person, thank-you-very-much.

 

So, you're smarter than your belt buckle?

[Ironeyes]

I have a phone, just not a SMARTphone. I don't need internet or all that stuff. That's what my macbook's for.

[Songstress]

Work with me here, it's funnier that way.

[Ironeyes]

If you say so...

[Songstress]

I did improv comedy for 4 years. I can guarantee you, it's more entertaining for the audience when you run with what you're given.

[Ironeyes]

[Kaylee]

Lol, I have to agree with Tress.

[Kaylee]

Yesterday my phone changed "understandable" to "unsustainable" then "unreasonable"...it was a total DYAC moment. :)

[Songstress]

That was pretty hysterical

[Kaylee]

It was funnier when you had to point it out to me...i didn't realize it until then.

[Kaylee]

In a recent game I saw someone typed lunch for lynch. A lot less threatening ;-)

[Songstress]

Darthe seems to get a lot of autocorrect issues in mafia.

 

He should go back through and find his favorites, otherwise one of us might do it for him.