King of the Hill

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

Non, le preciouse ce mon!

 

*steals ring*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*does not speak le french so is stumped for a moment*

 

*noms on candyflossyfingers in thought*

 

Caramba! :P

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

Hehehe! Ils ne sais pas laquelle je parle! Je peux prendre le ring très facilement!

[Crimson_Ayla]

Non! Mauvais Kudaran!

 

*pushes down le hill*

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn!

 

*falls into random lava at the bottom of the hill, destroying the ring*

[Ithillian Turambar]

And destroying Kudaran too. Another Lightie bites the dust. What a marvellous day ...

 

If only he had a tiny bit of Shadow inside to protect him from the fiery doom.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Also ... Places her sofa on the Hill.

 

It's mine now

 

:)

[Crimson_Ayla]

*channels a wonky carpet under Ithi's sofa so she feels the need to straighten it*

 

*while she is distracted... YOINK* :D

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

Suudenly, the hill erupts in fire and earth, blasting Ayla miles into the sky. Kudaran strides from the crater in his Lava-Resistant Boots sets up his throne.

 

I now rule over you all! Bwaaaahhahaahahhaahhaahahahaha! Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahhahhahahahahaahhahahaah! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahhahahahahaahhahhahhah!

[Crimson_Ayla]

Wheee! I can fly!!

 

*lands on Kudaran, squishing him, and sits back on teh hill*

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

*rides a lamacobrasticorn*** and charges Ayla*

 

 

*** see Exactly 50 unconventional Uses for a Llamma

[Turin Turambar]

Turin surveys the field and the hill. Seeing Kudaran riding an unusual creature directly at Ayla who has pulled the rug out form Ithi causing her to roll down the hill some distance. He draws heavily on the One Power and weaves air that catches Ithi's fall and lifts her back up the hill like she were flying. Next a weave of Spirit sent into the mind of the Llamacobracorn, giving it the image of Ayla as a large bunch of bananas. It immediately set off after her at great speed. Ayla ran for all she was worth and Kudaran was carried away by the creature he was riding.

 

Turin walked calmly up the hill and sat down on Ithi's sofa just as she came to rest beside him.

 

Ithi Dear, this is a lovely view from atop this little hill,

[Lenlo]

Hmm... I would be willing to employ myself to the current ruler of the hill. Yes if I did that then I would have a much easier job og getting it for myself.

 

*Starts to walk up the hill with his resume*

[MattheHat]

*whispers to Len*

 

Then backstabb him!

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

*tosses Mat down the hill and runs up with his own padded resume.

[Aiel Heart]

Sheesh I leave for a bit and other people think my hill is theirs

 

*weaves Air and pushes everyone else off of the hill. Sits at the top of the hill meditating*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*tumblyrollies down the hill shaking her fist*

 

Aaaaaaaas yooooouuuu wiiiiiish!

[Lenlo]

*Leaves to find a new better hill with blackjack and hookers. Again. Know what forget the blackjack. And the hookers. Len goes and finds a bigger hill*

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

*Stealthily follows Len*

[Crimson_Ayla]

*fills Len's hill with mayonaise until turns into volmayno fingy*

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

*fills it with tuna so it won't explode*

[Lenlo]

*Sees a hill covered in Mayo and Tuna and continues on*

Who covers a hill in that? Crazies. Madder than the Hatter in the tower they are.

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

*Offers Lenlo a fine Reuben's & Reuben's*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*makes waffles and lays them out at the foot of teh hill*

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

*dashes to the waffles and starts eating them*

 

Wait a minute- hey get back here Nya!!!