Aust!

[Red2111]

your snookums is feelign neglected. it's been ages since i glomped and/or tigerpounced you.

 

 

[Aust]

Red my schnookums!! My ploy of playing hard to get has made you subcumb to your carnal desires and so you've tracked me down, no longer bothering to fight off the allure of my smoldering eyes! No doubt you've hunted down Nyn in a jealous fit and left her lifeless corpse in a lonely corn field - her thinly disguised affections for me finally leading her to a tragic ending as she no doubt knew they would one day (she's always been a little self destructive). I'm sure that Cindy will be next - her story about cooking and eating me obviously a Freudian neurosis disguising her pulsing and primal desire. They have both secretly coveted the gifts I have bestowed upon you - the lucky talisman hewn from my big-toe nail for instance. Good that you have decided to dispatch your rivals - frankly their untoward advances were making me feel slightly harassed!

 

So good to see you again! We'll be together for eternity and beyond now!! Just think of it! :D

[Verbal32]

Ooh, can't wait for Nyn to read that post.

[Aust]

Ooh do you think she will haunt Red from her corn field grave? We could film Paranormal Activity 4!

[Nynaeve]

Red, feel free to take him away into the sunset. And I do mean into.

 

And stop trying to off me in mafia games :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Aust]

I love sunsets!

[Nynaeve]

You would, trollop. Now off you go. And stay away from Verbal :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Aust]

You know I haven't played a mafia game in a good long while...

[ed2funy]

You should.

That we we can keel you.

[Nynaeve]

I don't need to kill Aust. I just ignore his existence and he just blinks off the face of the earth :P

 

 

 

Nyn

[LilyElizabeth]

But killing him is so much fun!

[Aust]

You have to admit, I have a certain flair for dying! :D

[Nynaeve]

Wanting you to die would imply you matter :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Aust]

That must mean you DON'T want me do die whichever course means that I do matter to you and thus you love and adore me and know your life would be less complete without me! :D

[Verbal32]

Jello wrestling with Red and Nyn not happening, eh?

 

 

 

 

Totally misjudged this thread.

[Red2111]

*grins*

 

ah Aust, you fell into my trap.

 

 

*ties Aust up with the indefendable extra powerful thread made from the souls of greymen and fades*

 

 

 

 

 

see you may think that me, being a red head, would cause me to be jealous on go on the vengeful killing crusade of other Aust admirers, but i'm not.

 

 

 

no, instead i shall join together with Nyn and others to torture you as i've yet to get retribution for that silly greymans task so many years ago.

 

 

 

 

so common everyone, while Aust is tied up!! choose from the array of devices i have and lets get him

 

 

 

*picks up a feather duster and tickles Aust*

[Nynaeve]

Red Heads WILL NOT BE DENIED! \m/

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Red2111]

*stand proudly with Nyn*

 

too rite!! too rite!!! too rite!!!

[Verbal32]

Now the jello fight?

[Red2111]

what flavor of jello you got?? that all depends on if i'll fight over it

[Nynaeve]

Eh, you can have the jello as long as I get the chocolate. But feel free to take it up with Verbal... after all if you pull his hair I'll feel it too *grins*

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

chocolate pudding wrestling is much better. best of mud and jello combinied.

[Verbal32]

awwww riiiiiight

[Red2111]

we could wrestle in Jello Temptation Pudding which is a combo of jellow and pudding *nods*

 

best of both worlds then

[Red2111]

*walks over to Verbala nd puts Jello in his pants*