Your loyal servant awaits his first order...

[hazelkrs1]

I got recruited to join Shayol Ghul, and the evil that permeates this board runs through my veins as well, yet I have not yet been priviliged enough to have been assigned any tasks to carry out for my macabre masters. Please whisper in my ear what foul deeds you want me to commit, and I will do thy bidding.

[ed2funy]

*walks up close and whispers*

 

 

 

 

Love me, Des!!!!

xD

 

 

Actually, bring me Verbal's.....chicken.

[hazelkrs1]

And where would the best place to look for this said Verbal be, your awesomeness?

[ed2funy]

A rat hole, an intergalactic space bar, or Angelina's house.

[Guest Czechs In The M'Hael]

Do a backflip without removing your feet from the ground.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

change the litter box

[eclipse0]

And where would the best place to look for this said Verbal be, your awesomeness?

 

Yeah, stop referring to Ed as "your awesomeness" and you'll probably get points a lot more easily...

[LilyElizabeth]

Bring me Ed's head, complete with the graphic (not too graphic - keep it PG 13) story of how you acquired said head.

[Nynaeve]

Why would you want ed's head? mystery.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[LilyElizabeth]

To hang on my wall, of course.

[eclipse0]

Wait, he's not already chained to your wall???

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

but not mounted. there's a difference.

[LilyElizabeth]

Cindy is right.

 

I also thought hearing the story would amuse me. (Des, amusing those who have points to give out is the fastest way to get some.)

[Nynaeve]

He's going to get some? Lucky him. >.>

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[eclipse0]

Yeah, and as a writer Despot, you need to know your audience. So I'll take it upon myself to describe the various factions for you.

 

 

 

The Black Ajah:

 

Focus : Subversion

 

They are the politicians of the Ghul. They work in secret, behind the scenes weaving complicated lies to coerce and win allegiances. The Black Ajah are very rarely direct in their dealings and anything they say or do has a carefully calculated reason behind it. Hence the reason why Lily would rather you take Ed's head and tell her the tale of how you came to acquisition it. If you've ever studied the ways in which Rasputin worked, that would be a good based for the psyche of a dark Sister.

 

 

The Dreadlords

 

Focus: Sophistication and refined evil

 

The only thing to fear more than a Black Sister, is a Dreadlord. Dreadlords do not necessarily have a personal goal in mind such as having leaders in their pockets, like the Black Ajah. They are particularly sadistic and sometimes masochistic. They do not always wish to get blood on their hands, but often do not mind it either. Torture and pain is just as much about mental and emotional turmoil as it is physical pain. They often already have positions of wealth and power. The name says it all, a "Dreadlord" is a Lord whom you should dread.

 

 

The Shadow Spawn

 

Focus: Random Violence and Mayhem

 

You should already be most familiar with the simplest of the Dark Factions. They are the trollocs and myrddraal, the dragkhar and the gholams. Physical violence and bloodshed are what drives these beasts. They are creatures of immediate gratification with little patience and no control, especially once they catch the scent of blood, like the feeding frenzy reflex of sharks.

 

 

 

I hope that helps you in your quest to gain favor in the form of points.

[LilyElizabeth]

Being me, I've always preferred to think of the BA as seductive evil.

[eclipse0]

There's a fine line between seduction and subversion ;)

[LilyElizabeth]

I know.

[Verbal32]

And where would the best place to look for this said Verbal be, your awesomeness?

 

 

A rat hole, an intergalactic space bar, or Angelina's house.

 

A very good answer. Completely legal, of course. Yep.

[Mightelove]

The first think you can do is get in my cookpot.

[ed2funy]

Yeah, and as a writer Despot, you need to know your audience. So I'll take it upon myself to describe the various factions for you.

 

 

 

The Black Ajah:

 

Focus : Subversion

 

They are the politicians of the Ghul. They work in secret, behind the scenes weaving complicated lies to coerce and win allegiances. The Black Ajah are very rarely direct in their dealings and anything they say or do has a carefully calculated reason behind it. Hence the reason why Lily would rather you take Ed's head and tell her the tale of how you came to acquisition it. If you've ever studied the ways in which Rasputin worked, that would be a good based for the psyche of a dark Sister.

 

 

The Dreadlords

 

Focus: Sophistication and refined evil

 

The only thing to fear more than a Black Sister, is a Dreadlord. Dreadlords do not necessarily have a personal goal in mind such as having leaders in their pockets, like the Black Ajah. They are particularly sadistic and sometimes masochistic. They do not always wish to get blood on their hands, but often do not mind it either. Torture and pain is just as much about mental and emotional turmoil as it is physical pain. They often already have positions of wealth and power. The name says it all, a "Dreadlord" is a Lord whom you should dread.

 

 

The Shadow Spawn

 

Focus: Random Violence and Mayhem

 

You should already be most familiar with the simplest of the Dark Factions. They are the trollocs and myrddraal, the dragkhar and the gholams. Physical violence and bloodshed are what drives these beasts. They are creatures of immediate gratification with little patience and no control, especially once they catch the scent of blood, like the feeding frenzy reflex of sharks.

 

 

 

I hope that helps you in your quest to gain favor in the form of points.

 

I like this.

Someone engrave it on a Lightful's back.

[eclipse0]

I wish I could take credit for that but I cannot. I just paraphrased something TMD wrote up a long long time ago.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

he used to could write?

[eclipse0]

aye, to write, he used to could

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

wha'apen? he stopped to care?