I HAVE ARRIVED

[Amadine]

IT IS THE 15TH HERE ALREADY SO DEAL WITH IT.

 

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GREATNESS THAT IS YOUR NAE'BLIS!

[ed2funy]

Oh Great Sexiness, I have brought you...

 

 

Oh look, a cookie!

*runs off to eat the cookie after stickying the thread*

[Niniel]

O, great mistress. You have indeed arrived and that is why we have rolled out the red carpet.

 

*bows to the great Nae´blis*

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

oh Mighty Obsidian Mistress, please suffer this foolish, foul creature to grovel before your newly annointed Nae'Bliscience and proffer

 

these paltry tokens of terrified homage in your honor, may they be found acceptable to your eyes.

 

 

it has been whispered among the slavering denizens of the underworld that it sometimes pleases your Gloriously Deadly Personage, when

 

not engaged in torture, maimery, and pattern-unweaving activities, to weave textiles and garments of ummatched quality with your own

 

skilled hands.

 

 

 

i therefore beseach the Most High Destructress to accept these miniscule offerings from this crawling servant.

 

 

i give you the alpacas of floofy indulgence, from whose fuzzles may be spun wool to create anything from the softest, most comforting

 

of teddy bears, to the strongest, most unbreakable nooses --

 

 

 

 

to spin their floof into wool for your nefarious purposes, i give you a spinning wheel, and a well broken servant to work it --

 

 

 

 

 

 

the alpaca wool will take the ruby red dye of fresh blood --

 

 

 

 

 

as easily as the coal black dye of the soot of the forges of Thakan'dar --

 

 

 

 

with creativity as boundless as the depths of your evilhood, you will soon smother the sun-cursed overworld with an endless scarf of blood and darkness to prepare the way for the Great Lord's ascension.

 

 

all hail your Perfidious Presence, and temble before your guile and craftiness.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

oh, also, i blotted out the sun for you, cause it's too bright.

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and i dried up the seas cause they were too wet.

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and i've got a pretty good start on the deforestation. look how sad the trees are.

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

but i'm saving the polar bears, cause aaaaawwwwwwww, and also, ferocious. and i'm giving them to you, cause they will contrast nicely with the black and red.

 

 

 

[eclipse0]

Oh Mighty Mistress of all that is, I have brought you a shrubbery...

 

 

 

A shrubbery of death and violence!

[Moon Sedai]

Amadine, II have comissioned a library to be built for you. Here are some images:

 

and

 

This is so you may prepare for your evil deeds in a stylish and eery place.

[Guest Czechs In The M'Hael]

Sweet Nae'blis, I bask in your fashionable lateness.

 

*ponders* A gift, you say?

 

*steals Nynaeves glasses*

 

These, I have reason to believe, are a ter'angreal that allows one to see inverted weaves. *hands them over*

 

[Krakalakachkn]

*sashays up to his favorite Nae'bliss*

 

How you doin'?

[Amadine]

Oh Great Sexiness, I have brought you...

 

 

Oh look, a cookie!

*runs off to eat the cookie after stickying the thread*

 

 

YOU GIVE ME A COOKIE AND THEN YOU EAT IT AN RUN AWAY??? -5 POINTS

 

O, great mistress. You have indeed arrived and that is why we have rolled out the red carpet.

 

*bows to the great Nae´blis*

 

 

 

VERY NICE... 2 POINTS

 

oh Mighty Obsidian Mistress, please suffer this foolish, foul creature to grovel before your newly annointed Nae'Bliscience and proffer

 

these paltry tokens of terrified homage in your honor, may they be found acceptable to your eyes.

 

 

it has been whispered among the slavering denizens of the underworld that it sometimes pleases your Gloriously Deadly Personage, when

 

not engaged in torture, maimery, and pattern-unweaving activities, to weave textiles and garments of ummatched quality with your own

 

skilled hands.

 

 

 

i therefore beseach the Most High Destructress to accept these miniscule offerings from this crawling servant.

 

 

i give you the alpacas of floofy indulgence, from whose fuzzles may be spun wool to create anything from the softest, most comforting

 

of teddy bears, to the strongest, most unbreakable nooses --

 

 

 

 

to spin their floof into wool for your nefarious purposes, i give you a spinning wheel, and a well broken servant to work it --

 

 

 

 

 

 

the alpaca wool will take the ruby red dye of fresh blood --

 

 

 

 

 

as easily as the coal black dye of the soot of the forges of Thakan'dar --

 

 

 

 

with creativity as boundless as the depths of your evilhood, you will soon smother the sun-cursed overworld with an endless scarf of blood and darkness to prepare the way for the Great Lord's ascension.

 

 

all hail your Perfidious Presence, and temble before your guile and craftiness.

 

THIS IS MUCH BETTER, I AM IMPRESSED WITH YOUR GROVELLING MY MINION, YOU GET 5 POINTS FOR THE YARN, 3 POINTS FOR THE SLAVE BUT ALPACAS SPIT -3 POINTS.

 

 

oh, also, i blotted out the sun for you, cause it's too bright.

 

 

 

MWAHAHAHA LIVE IN THE DARK AND SUFFER ALL THOSE WHO WOULD NOT OBEY ME! 2 POINTS

 

and i dried up the seas cause they were too wet.

 

 

 

HHMMMMM BUT I LIKE THE BEACH... 1 POINT FOR CREATIVITY

 

and i've got a pretty good start on the deforestation. look how sad the trees are.

 

 

MY NEFARIOUS HUSBAND WORKS IN A SAWMILL, I'D GIVE YOU 5 POINTS BUT THE GREENPEACE LOGO ON THE PICTURE COSTS YOU 2

 

 

but i'm saving the polar bears, cause aaaaawwwwwwww, and also, ferocious. and i'm giving them to you, cause they will contrast nicely with the black and red.

 

 

 

 

SHAYOL GHUL IS THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH, YOUR GIFT WOULD PERISH AND DIE, 1 POINT FOR CUTENESS THOUGH

 

 

Oh Mighty Mistress of all that is, I have brought you a shrubbery...

 

 

 

A shrubbery of death and violence!

 

 

RANDOM MONTY PYTHON QUOTE? HAVEN'T SEEN IT.... YOU GET 5 POINTS COZ I LIKE THE TANK THOUGH

 

Amadine, II have comissioned a library to be built for you. Here are some images:

 

and

 

This is so you may prepare for your evil deeds in a stylish and eery place.

 

 

SEE NOW THAT I LIKE! 5 POINTS

 

Sweet Nae'blis, I bask in your fashionable lateness.

 

*ponders* A gift, you say?

 

*steals Nynaeves glasses*

 

These, I have reason to believe, are a ter'angreal that allows one to see inverted weaves. *hands them over*

 

 

YOU GET 2 POINTS FOR THIEVING FROM NYNAEVE, BUT WHAT NEED TO I HAVE FOR THESE WHEN I WIELD THE TRUE POWER

 

*sashays up to his favorite Nae'bliss*

 

How you doin'?

 

 

WHERE'S MY GIFT MINION??!! 2 POINTS FOR SAYING I'M YOUR FAVOURITE THOUGH...

 

 

ED: -5

TINA: 2

CINDY: 12

ECLIPSE: 5

MOON: 5

CZECHS: 2

KRAK: 2

[Moon Sedai]

*drags eddie back, cookie crumbs on his mouth*

 

Oh great Nae'Bliss, whom deserves All the cookies of the Dark side,

 

I bring back said cookie theif so you may deal with him as you please.

[ed2funy]

[Moon Sedai]

and, Nae'Bliss, I also bring you Minions:

 

 

and

 

 

 

and, my personal favorite:

[Vambram]

You are my FAVORITE Naebliss!!!!!

To you, all wise and all powerful naebliss, I offer you a home when you want to live on a beautiful lake.

The next palace is for when you desire to live in a forest with a mountain as well as a pure lake for your viewing pleasure, All Powerful and All Wise Nae'bliss.

[Moon Sedai]

I got engaged to Mr. Moon at that castle.

 

It was very romantic.

[dapianoplay3r]

Oh great one. Your gift shall arrive in the mail in about 3 - 6 days

[Amadine]

*drags eddie back, cookie crumbs on his mouth*

 

Oh great Nae'Bliss, whom deserves All the cookies of the Dark side,

 

I bring back said cookie theif so you may deal with him as you please.

 

VERY GOOD 5 POINTS

 

*CHAINS EDDIE THE THE LEG OF HER THRONE SO HE MAY NOT LEAVE*

 

 

 

 

HMMMM... ME LIKEY... 5 POINTS

 

and, Nae'Bliss, I also bring you Minions:

 

 

and

 

 

 

and, my personal favorite:

 

 

SOME OF THOSE MINIONS DON'T LOOK VERY MINION-Y, STILL 1 POINT EACH FOR EFFORT

 

You are my FAVORITE Naebliss!!!!!

To you, all wise and all powerful naebliss, I offer you a home when you want to live on a beautiful lake.

The next palace is for when you desire to live in a forest with a mountain as well as a pure lake for your viewing pleasure, All Powerful and All Wise Nae'bliss.

 

 

LET'S SEE... 3 POINTS FOR BEING YOUR FAVOURITE, 3 POINTS EACH FOR THE PICTURES BUT MINUS 3 BECAUSE DUE TO YOU LINK FAIL I HAD TO ACTUALLY MAKE AN EFFORT TO SEARCH GOOGLE IN ORDER TO RECEIVE MY GIFT.

 

I got engaged to Mr. Moon at that castle.

 

It was very romantic.

 

 

I LIKE ROMANCE... AND YOUR PROPOSAL WAS BETTER THAN MY DRUNKEN NUDGE ON THE SHOULDER AT 2AM SAYING "YOU LOVE ME LOTS AND LOTS DON'T YOU?.... WILL YOU MARRY ME?" 2 POINTS

 

Oh great one. Your gift shall arrive in the mail in about 3 - 6 days

 

 

FOR THIS YOU HAVE BECOME MY FAVOURITE PET *CHAINS NEXT TO EDDIE*

 

12 POINTS...

 

<.<

 

>.>

 

IT'S 2 FOR EACH DAY UNTIL THE POSSIBLE ARRIVAL OF SAID SECRET GIFT

 

 

ED: 0

CINDY: 12

ECLIPSE: 5

MOON: 15

CZECHS: 2

KRAK: 2

VAMBRAM: 6

PLAYER: 12

[Guest Czechs In The M'Hael]

Adam. I mean Amadine! Great Mistress, I bring you more gifts.

 

The first, a house that resembles Hitler.

 

 

And now, a crisp that looks like Chewy. Just for randomness the chaos, may it rule forever in the name of the Great Mistress

 

 

Lastly (lastly meaning the last gift before the next one) I bring you something with which you can scare children

 

[Moon Sedai]

Oh wonderful Naw'Blis, I balefire the month of April for you because I know you hate the month.

 

And, to bring all awe and wonder at your impressive greatness, I bring you an army:

 

and because an army marches on its stomach, I bring you a feast:

 

FInally, I bring some clothing tailor-made to pretty ed:

 

 

[dapianoplay3r]

Oh great one

please enjoy this cute little elephant making a fool of it's self

as you can see the fist stage of gaining a new creature to watch for the shadow is complete

Cats are now fully dependent on us

I also bought you an invisibility cloak

and a surprise cake

 

and for your lols

 

[Amadine]

Adam. I mean Amadine! Great Mistress, I bring you more gifts.

 

The first, a house that resembles Hitler.

 

 

And now, a crisp that looks like Chewy. Just for randomness the chaos, may it rule forever in the name of the Great Mistress

 

 

Lastly (lastly meaning the last gift before the next one) I bring you something with which you can scare children

 

 

THAT HOUSE REMINDED ME MORE OF FRED & ROSE WEST ACTUALLY, THOUGH THE RESEMBLANCE IS THERE, 2 POINTS FOR EFFORT. OH CHIPPIES! *CRUNCH* OH SORRY... MY BAD, 3 POINTS. AND WACKO JACKO - THAT'S THE SCARIEST THING I EVER SAW - EXCEPT FOR SPIDERS... 3 POINTS

 

 

 

Oh wonderful Naw'Blis, I balefire the month of April for you because I know you hate the month.

 

And, to bring all awe and wonder at your impressive greatness, I bring you an army:

 

and because an army marches on its stomach, I bring you a feast:

 

FInally, I bring some clothing tailor-made to pretty ed:

 

 

 

FOR THE BALEFIRE YOU GET 5 POINTS *NODS* BUT A STONE ARMY IS NOT GOING TO HELP MUCH, THOUGH THEY ARE PROBABLY MORE RELIABLE THAN SHADOWSPAWN... 3 POINTS, A FEAST? ALL I SEE IS A ROOM FULL OF BLOKES GETTING PISSED AND THE ONE IN THE FRONT LEFT OF THE PICTURE IS TRYING TO TOUCH UP THE CHICK AT THE EDGE OF THE PIC, 2 POINT. MINUS 5 POINTS FOR THE DRESS FOR ED - HE IS MY BROTHER AND AS MUCH FUN AS IT IS TO STIR HIM UP ALL THE TIME, SOMEONE HAS TO CUT HIM SOME SLACK SOMEWHERE - EVEN IF IT IS SG. I THOUGHT THIS WAS A LOT MORE FETCHING...

 

 

 

 

Oh great one

please enjoy this cute little elephant making a fool of it's self

as you can see the fist stage of gaining a new creature to watch for the shadow is complete

Cats are now fully dependent on us

I also bought you an invisibility cloak

and a surprise cake

 

and for your lols

 

 

HAHAHA POOR ELEPHANT 1 POINTS, LOLCAT CANZ GO PLAYZ WIF A TROLLOC? NODZ 1 POINTS. SEE I COULD SIT IN A COFFEE SHOP OPPOSITED THE INVISIBILITY CLOAKS AND JUST PEOPLE WATCH THE REACTIONS ALL DAY MWHAHAHAHA - 5 POINTS!! THAT CAKE IS A PERFECT SUBTERFUGE! NICELY DONE 5 POINTS. AND THAT GUY IS SO WHO WHATHISFACE FROM THE FAMILY GUY IS BASED ON!! 1 POINTS

 

ED: 0

CINDY: 12

ECLIPSE: 5

MOON: 20

CZECHS: 10

KRAK: 2

VAMBRAM: 6

PLAYER: 24

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

a license for your minkey