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Ode to Lessa

 

 

In the dead of the winter Fnorrll wanted to march

To visit the other groups, to share good will and cheer

 

So we packed up our gear, gathering up our cloaks

We stowed away our beer and tried to sneak along those we hold dear

We grumbled never ending and muttered non stop to the man

With no promise of pillage nor glory to be had, a voice whispered not

to fear

 

Oh Lessa, Lessa

Warder from the frozen North

Lessa, Lessa never one to be scared to go forth

When surrounded by trollocs, fades and more

Or her fellow warder scoundrels pinching tushes till they're sore

 

Oh Lessa, Lessa

Warder from the frozen land that says "eh"

Lessa, Lessa charging into battle on her bay

 

There lined up proud in our ranks stood a stalwart lass

One that does all that is asked of her regardless of the task

 

Her boots may be small and her sword short of reach

Yet one thing she always has handy is a seemingly never empty flask

 

With her endless supply of colored bikinis and always found in the hot

tub

But the dark one himself fears her bravery, plain to see on her face

like a fearsome mask

 

Oh Lessa, Lessa

Warder from the frozen North

Lessa, Lessa never one to be scared to go forth

When surrounded by trollocs, fades and more

Or her fellow warder scoundrels pinching tushes till they're sore

 

 

Oh Lessa, Lessa

Warder from the frozen land that says "eh"

Lessa, Lessa charging into battle on her bay

Lessa, Lessa always there to save the day!

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Mine was pretty darn good to be honest. My pre-teen step daughter actually did NOT have anything bad to say this year. That is a total win for me lol. X-mas was insanely tight htis year and I was very nervous. We did good though. Wish I could have gotten her more but...well, you know how it is.

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One two three four my feet are getting really sore

Five six seven eight let's get moving I've got a hot date!

 

I was going to say this one but thought better

 

One two three four this place sure is a bore

Five sic seven eight I better not say that or I'll catch all the hate.

 

:)

 

Luvs me the band :)

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