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Juan Hangslow

Come one, come all and bequeath awe unto me

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Hello DM'ers, whether you be of sound mind or no, whether you be beautiful or have been assaulted with an ugly stick, whether an inbred sub-human or of pure pedigree stock, I will harken unto you.

 

I will even accept your undying adulation, which I hasten to add, is inevitable.

 

I have been a shirker, lurker and have even admired, from afar and in silence, some of the utterings which have been cast on the earlier incarnation of Dragonmount. I have even been exasperated at the narrow minded views of some, and enlightened by the intelligent meanderings of the more fruitful minds among you.

 

So, I shall end this introductory missive with a heartfelt howdy, good day and would like to say the pleasure will surely be all yours at my addition to the ranks of Dragonmount... Rank being the operative word.

 

P.S. I love the fact that the question you have to answer, on the registration page, is a dark grey text on a medium poopy colour which is impossible to see... Good Job!

 

P.P.S. Oh, I have read all the WoT books and they is great

 

P.P.P.S I also rock... Back and forth, mainly due to the medication

 

P.P.P.P.S I may have got carried away here

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I offer onto thee good tidings of welcome to the Mount!

 

And...thats about how much I can talk like that xD! Anyway, welcome to Dragonmount! It is good to see another new face around here, and someone who can talk like that is always an interesting thing :)

 

If you have any questions feel free to ask them of me here and I shall respond asap to them :)

 

Otherwise have fun Storming the Mount!

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Hmmmm ... interesting ...

 

Hello there, Juan B)

 

You might have to work a bit harder for my undying adulation, but for now you have at least piqued my interest. Somewhat. ;)

So has any particular area of DM caught your eye yet? Are you here to RP, debate, or just socialise, or a bit of some or all?

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Limi spies a sniffer amoung us... *nuzzles up to Elgee*

 

This here Lady is the Almighty Elgee (-kins)!

 

And she is one of the best at answering any questions you may have, but almost any member here is sure to help you along if you have any questions!

 

I myself am a Green Sitter from the Social Side :) I go by Limi, and I am pleased to meet thine acquaintance.

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Hail, Juan, and well met! I too have suffered the sinister depredations of the camo-text. Perhaps you'd like to join the Black Tower and let slip the wretched bonds of sanity? Yea, for we have various pastries, none of which shall grant thee the Lordship and Dominion that is the birthright of every madman, but mayhap thy quest for Godhood will be enriched amongst the ranks of the insane.

 

But hark! Should thou choose the path of the Asha'man, the consequences may be most dire. 'Tis sometimes said (truly, only by the most puissant knights) that such a choice may earn the enmity of creatures most foul. I speak, of course, of the Tinkers! The wandering hands and black hearts of such a cursed people know no respite in their quest for the souls of the truly righteous! Stay thy hand if you dare, but know that so noble a trait as mercy is wasted on beings so steeped in perfidy as the wastrel Tuatha'an.

 

So, in summation: Join the BT, and the Tinkers are apparently the uncoolest. (Not really. I love you, Freelanders! Don't kill me in my sleep!)

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*Applauds*

 

I do believe I'm going to be most thoroughly entertained by these two loquacious gentlemen *grins evilly*

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:huh: @ Grimm. 't Would seem, my luciously delicious writer, that you have been criminally deprived of some much needed tlc and that your education is sadly lacking. But don't worry, that which has not been can become when that which is, is no longer.

 

Hi there Juan, I'd say welcome but sounds like you've been around longer than me so actually it should be you that welcomes me instead. I'm looking forward to your warm acceptance of my lowly self among your illustrious selves.

 

All kidding aside, it's good to see our lurkers step out from the shadows and join the soup of insanity. Crazy is at it's best when shared, after all. :)

 

Hope you enjoy yourself.

 

Myst

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Ah, many thanks for this welcome, although I feel somewhat underwhelmed at the level of adulation... Maybe it could just be that I cannot hear over the sound of how awesome I am.

 

I thank you Winternights, most humbly, for your offer of assistance, should I need it. And verily shall I hasten to call upon thee should the occasion arise.

 

Good day to you my dear Elgee, and if one thing has caught my eye, it is the warming sight of a red haired maiden offering me welcome unto her warm comforting bosom. *Holds up a forestalling hand* Nay, you need not say more... I know your feelings on this matter. Let us rub our faces together and thusly shall we create the spark that will kindle a friendship that will burn as brightly as the sun in the sky!

 

 

Little Miss, the pleasure of our meeting is surely all mine. *Bows deeply with an impossibly over the top flourish* The plaesure of our meeting shall only be eclipsed by the pain of our parting.

 

Hail yourself Brother Grimm, well met indeed and I thank thee for your gracious invitation. But, alas, I must forestall any induction into a new group, for the time being... All except one, upon whom I shall bestow my charm and wit, exclusively, for the immediate future. At least until"Juan" has settled into Juans new home.

 

I look forward to making new friends here, as I trust will you all.

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Thank you Mystica, your greetings warm the heart of a, not so, old man. And I fear I may require some assistance. Forgive me for asking a favour of you as we have just met... But I have noticed that I made a severe error. As I cast my eyes over my previous missive, I happened upon a most heinous of typographical misdemeanours... I have incorrectly arranged the letters of 'Pleasure' and instead I have written 'Plaesure'.

 

I fear you may have to discipline me... Vigorously... Maybe more than once.

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Your beautiful and erudite words quite rob me of speech, Juan.

 

Though I do retain enough of my mental faculties to point out two tiny little errors:

 

Little Miss, the pleasure of our meeting is surely all mine. *Bows deeply with an impossibly over the top flourish* The plaesure pleasure of our meeting shall only be eclipsed by the pain of our parting

 

Hail yourself Brother Grimm, well met indeed and I thank thee for your gracious invitation. But, alas, I must forestall any induction into a new group, for the time being... All except one, upon whom I shall bestow my charm and wit, exclusively, for the immediate future. At least until"Juan" has settled into Juans Juan's new home.

 

I could of course be in error with the last one, and if so please accept my abject apologies. Should you suffer from multiple personality syndrome, do not feel ashamed - the Black Tower will welcome you home with open arms (and probably fireballs, so keep the marshmallows on hand).

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*Hangs head in shame*

 

I feel such a fool, how you must look upon me with open disdain and disappointment. There is only one thing, and this is as hard for me as it will be for you, but I fear you must dispense discipline also.

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Now that I have the little errors out of my system, let me address a few other points in your post.

 

 

Good day to you my dear Elgee, and if one thing has caught my eye, it is the warming sight of a red haired maiden offering me welcome unto her warm comforting bosom. *Holds up a forestalling hand* Nay, you need not say more... I know your feelings on this matter. Let us rub our faces together and thusly shall we create the spark that will kindle a friendship that will burn as brightly as the sun in the sky!

 

It pleaseth me that thou findeth ... crap no I'm spitting on my monitor. Glad you like the hooters :D

 

You'd better wipe your nose before you try rubbing it on any part of my anatomy, Juanny. :blink:

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*Hangs head in shame*

 

I feel such a fool, how you must look upon me with open disdain and disappointment. There is only one thing, and this is as hard for me as it will be for you, but I fear you must dispense discipline also.

 

*Twists fingers in Juan's hair and yanks his head back*

 

Would that be me you're asking for a bit of correctional therapy, or Mystica? We're both Reds, so that could go either way *smiles toothily*

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Thank you Mystica, your greetings warm the heart of a, not so, old man. And I fear I may require some assistance. Forgive me for asking a favour of you as we have just met... But I have noticed that I made a severe error. As I cast my eyes over my previous missive, I happened upon a most heinous of typographical misdemeanours... I have incorrectly arranged the letters of 'Pleasure' and instead I have written 'Plaesure'.

 

I fear you may have to discipline me... Vigorously... Maybe more than once.

 

 

Hm, are you sure you wish me to discipline you, Juan? Much as the prospect excites me, it may be wise to check the text under my avatar so you know what you're asking for. I do not generally care much about the occasional typo, for the Light knows there's much more jibberish I have to wade through from my delightful Reds and bondeds, but I'm also not one to forego an offer of disciplinary matters when one is so readily presented to me ^_^

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It's not my nose you should be worrying about. More so my wandering eyes...

 

 

And I truly feel my midemeanours, being of the literary type and my most hated mof errors, have warranted, nay, they DEMAND the highest punishment possible.

 

 

Dispense away my fair maidens of discipline!!!

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It's not my nose you should be worrying about.

 

It isn't? But I generally worry about the largest physical feature of a person!

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It's not my nose you should be worrying about. More so my wandering eyes...

 

 

And I truly feel my midemeanours, being of the literary type and my most hated mof errors, have warranted, nay, they DEMAND the highest punishment possible.

 

 

Dispense away my fair maidens of discipline!!!

 

Wandering eyes can be poked out ;)

 

So you want the Highest punishment, do you? *Taps the Highest on her shoulder*

Wifey, someone wants you :D

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It seems to me that this one might be in need of a joint session, Wife o' Mine. We will see if he measures up, for Mother will never forgive me if I get a new shiny killed in his first week. She's still going on about that boy that got lost on his way to fetch me my morning coffee.

 

Limi, how nice of you to offer. We may indeed have need of some Green intervention here. I'll definately be keeping your kind offer in mind.

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Oh it's a true whip Newbie dear ^^

 

It's a gift bequeathed unto the Greens upon reaching Aes Sedai hood. *smiles sweetly* I don't think it's the whip you need to worry about. *grins*

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It seems to me that this one might be in need of a joint session, Wife o' Mine. We will see if he measures up, for Mother will never forgive me if I get a new shiny killed in his first week. She's still going on about that boy that got lost on his way to fetch me my morning coffee.

 

Limi, how nice of you to offer. We may indeed have need of some Green intervention here. I'll definately be keeping your kind offer in mind.

 

Special attention from two fair maidens... On my first day? I feel so special!

 

I worry that I have died and am now gasing upon the faces of angels!

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