Muahahahaha! Hello my pretties.. Now please me :D {DO thread}

[Little Miss]

*grins evilly after emerging from a shadow*

 

Begin ~

[Adella]

I bring thee.. A shiny new collar A new bracelet with a charm I think you might like. The two side charms are easily removed with no damage to the bracelet of course.

 

[ed2funy]

First part of title is eerily similar. :D

 

I bring you a water bottle with jalepenos and a burrito!

[Amadine]

Ah Great Goddess of Darkness, i bring you a Gateway Talisman. Speak you destination to the Talisman and a gateway shall appeared to your desired location, no oceans can come between you now!

[Locke]

To the Extra Spectacular Lady of Darkness, I bring a fish.

 

That you can use to control Ed.  You tell the fish what to say.  The fish says what you told it to.  Ed does what fish says.

[Little Miss]

I bring thee.. A shiny new collar A new bracelet with a charm I think you might like. The two side charms are easily removed with no damage to the bracelet of course.

 

 

5 POINT TO THE PRETTY LADY UP FRONT. LOVE THE KEY, AND ABLE TO CUSTOMIZE :D

 

First part of title is eerily similar. :D

 

I bring you a water bottle with jalepenos and a burrito!

3 POINTS FOR BEING ON TIME, -2 POINTS FOR FAILING TO REMEMBER WHAT I ACTUALLY ORDERED. >_>

 

1 POINT TOTAL.

 

Ah Great Goddess of Darkness, i bring you a Gateway Talisman. Speak you destination to the Talisman and a gateway shall appeared to your desired location, no oceans can come between you now!

3 POINTS, GENERAL OVER ALL GOOD IDEA, BUT SOME MAGIC CAN'T BE BEAT ^^

 

To the Extra Spectacular Lady of Darkness, I bring a fish.

 

That you can use to control Ed.  You tell the fish what to say.  The fish says what you told it to.  Ed does what fish says.

1 POINT BECAUSE I LIKE THE FISH, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO CONTROL ED AND ADELLA ISN'T A FISH -_-

[Locke]

I present to Thee, a fully trained Penguin Steward, for greeting guests, among other things.

[Little Miss]

I present to Thee, a fully trained Penguin Steward, for greeting guests, among other things.

5 POINTS BECAUSE THAT IS AWESOME.

[Guest BaLefireP]

I give thee oh DO a pie.

 

And a tack-of-doom.

 

And Church!

[Little Miss]

I give thee oh DO a pie.

 

And a tack-of-doom.

 

And Church!

 

2 POINTS BECAUSE I NEEDED TACKS. BUT I AM GOOD ON THE CHURCH PART :D

[Guest BaLefireP]

Oh wise and most powerful Dark One!

 

To thee I give Brandon Sanderson's notes for "A memory Of Light" that have been re-written so that you will win no matter what.

 

You will rule Rand land forever!

[Locke]

Hah, I give thee, O wondrously dark Two, Brandon Sanderson's hair brush along with a Global Weather Guide with which you can control all weather globally.  (So if you say something really epic and intense and would like a flash of lightning and rumble of thunder to accompany for dramatic affect, Bam!, etc.)

[LedZepMan]

Oh great and mystical DO, i bring to you this naked dog with a top hat, so you can torture it forever. I think its name is Barm......

[Aust]

Oooh great DO, I bring you the most high-tech graphics software and computers in the whole world so you can continue creating the beautiful artistry of your award winning siggies!!!  ;D

[Guest BaLefireP]

Oh great DO, I give to you the biggest magnifying glass in the world to fry people as you do so please!  ;D

[Little Miss]

Oh wise and most powerful Dark One!

 

To thee I give Brandon Sanderson's notes for "A memory Of Light" that have been re-written so that you will win no matter what.

 

You will rule Rand land forever!

4  POINTS CAUSE THE NOTES ARE AWESOME

Hah, I give thee, O wondrously dark Two, Brandon Sanderson's hair brush along with a Global Weather Guide with which you can control all weather globally.  (So if you say something really epic and intense and would like a flash of lightning and rumble of thunder to accompany for dramatic affect, Bam!, etc.)

 

5 POINTS CUASE "DARK TWO" MADE ME CHUCKLE >.>

Oh great and mystical DO, i bring to you this naked dog with a top hat, so you can torture it forever. I think its name is Barm......

3 POINTS, DOG CAN BE A PAIN.. BUT IT IS NAMED BARM

 

Oooh great DO, I bring you the most high-tech graphics software and computers in the whole world so you can continue creating the beautiful artistry of your award winning siggies!!!  ;D

6 POINTS

Oh great DO, I give to you the biggest magnifying glass in the world to fry people as you do so please!  ;D

2 POINTS FOR THINKING ALONG THE RIGHT LINES, BUT NO MORE BECAUSE i CAN ALREADY CONTROL THE WEATHER ;D

[Adella]

Oh wondrous and beautiful Dark Kitten One I bring you a birthday party with your favorite kind of cake, ice cream, party snacks, and refreshments. Also, all of those you wish could be there, well we are there now! ;D

[LilyElizabeth]

O Beautiful Dark Lady, I bring you seamstresses and hair stylists and make up artists so that you can be totally pampered and have whatever look you desire. Any look, of course, will be beautiful.

[Aust]

Oh great one, to go along with Lily's gift, I bring you the world's most stunning, exquisite, and interesting collection of masquerade masks, so that in addition to being beautiful, you may also look mysterious!

[Little Miss]

Oh wondrous and beautiful Dark Kitten One I bring you a birthday party with your favorite kind of cake, ice cream, party snacks, and refreshments. Also, all of those you wish could be there, well we are there now! ;D

3 POINTS CAUSE FOOD IS AWESOME AND ANOTHER 3 POINTS FROM THE 3 SISTERS I WANTED WITH ME.

 

6 Total

O Beautiful Dark Lady, I bring you seamstresses and hair stylists and make up artists so that you can be totally pampered and have whatever look you desire. Any look, of course, will be beautiful.

5 POINTS FOR A KICK BUTT GIFT! FITS MY MOOD LATELY

Oh great one, to go along with Lily's gift, I bring you the world's most stunning, exquisite, and interesting collection of masquerade masks, so that in addition to being beautiful, you may also look mysterious!

5 POINTS BECAUSE IT'S UNIQUE AND PERFECT FOR ME. JUST DON'T CALL MY BORS.

[Guest BaLefireP]

Oh great Sexy Wonderful DO. I bring gifts!

 

1. I give thee a black cat...with laser eyes...and Adamantium claws!  ;D

 

2. I give  wonderful you a copier....that eats butterfly's...and turns them into spiders! 8)

[Naeann]

Sorry Bale but you are too late.  She was July's DO and it is now August.

[Barmacral]

I am amazed that this thing only lasted 2 pages. I don't think I've ever seen a DO not make the 5 page mark before.

[Guest BaLefireP]

Sorry Bale but you are too late.  She was July's DO and it is now August.

 

O.O

 

You are right! 

 

How could I have been so stupid? *hits head on wall for making such a fool of himself*

 

 

*WAM* *WAM* *WAM* *WAM* *WAM*

 

;D

I am amazed that this thing only lasted 2 pages. I don't think I've ever seen a DO not make the 5 page mark before.

 

Yeah I know. It is very sad, this place is slowing down a lot.  Just wait till ToM comes out, then we will have a LOT more activity!  :D