50 things Guys don't know about Girls. <3 (inspired by TMD)

[Little Miss]

*read the whole thing and was surprised by Tal's insight*

[Talmanes]

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Read it Tal, laughed a bit, you're very sweet too *snuggles*

;) *snugglesandahalf*

 

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*read the whole thing and was surprised by Tal's insight*

Hahaha I'll take that as a good thing.

[Guest BaLefireP]

I did! :D

 

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9. Remember. Sense of humor. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WHO CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH.

Oh ya, well "Two angry camels in a tiny car"!

LOFL! :D :D :D  You didn't need the angry though.  ;)

*Those jokes don't make sence unless you watch "=3"! ;D

[Talmanes]

Lol I know we're probably some of the very few who do on DM.

[Guest BaLefireP]

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/RayWilliamJohnson

[Red2111]

ah another one that needs to be added. very helpful too ;)

 

51. When you're goign out to eat and a girl tells you to pick the place, what she's really saying is give me some choices on where you want to go and i'll pick from those.

[aemonkristen]

LOL. Good one, Red. I'll have to keep that in mind.

[Talya]

I can say that a lot don't apply to me, I'm a little older than the rest of you ;) So I've come up with a Woman's version ;)

 

50 things most guys don't know about women

 

1. Women hate it when guys say perverted things. (well sometimes, it depends) ;)

 

2. Women like to be told that they're beautiful and intelligent, rather than hot, pretty, cute, or sexy. They know they are anyway!

 

3. Women love to feel special, and will let you know when you don’t!

 

4. Women talk about SOMETHINGS with their friends. Don’t think it’s about YOU, we have better things to talk about ;D

 

5. When women are online, they message those they want to speak to and ignore those they don’t want to!

 

6. Women have a thing for guys who dress! Especially when they go out!

 

7. Women love it when guys are only just taller than them, can’t have men feeling too superior.

 

8. Women find it attractive when guys wear just a white t-shirt and jeans and DJ’s

 

9. Remember. Sense of humour. WOMANS LOVE GUYS WHO CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH. Even better if they laugh at her jokes…

 

10. Women hate guys with bad hygiene. Better to actually wash the put on that deodorant and clip those nails!

 

11. Women love guys who know how to dance. Especially the Rumba

 

12. Women love it when a guy pulls them! But only if they have allowed it!

 

13. Women go wild when a guy has money.

 

14. Women put down cocky guys.

 

15. Usually, when a woman is sarcastically mean to you, It means get off their case they DON’T like you!

 

16. A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON. Anything with the right timing goes…

 

17. Women ignore guys who sport blazers with a destroyed tee underneath.

 

18. Women have a thing for guys who have messy sex hair, only if they are the ones who have messed it!

 

19. Some women do things with their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration.

 

20. When a guy says something really sentimental, women will remember it forever. Until she finds out the lie, and you will Remember it forever.

 

21. The smallest gestures, the smallest stares, and the smallest statements Bore a woman…think big ;D

 

22. Women pretend to get embarrassed easily, and the guys fall for it

 

23. Women daydream about Their girlie nights out, lounging in the sun, being free of the man they married!

 

24. Women USE players.

 

25. Guys who can sing can be a turn on, But a good voice proves nothing!

 

26. Women are sexy.

 

27. When a woman is upset and wants you to listen, Do it or you will regret it and learn to shut up!

 

28. When a woman is crying, She’s fooling you

 

29. Women love it when guys say their name right first time.

 

30. Women eat short tempered guys.

 

31. Women don’t care if men notice a new haircut, she knpows it looks good, if he’s dumb enough not to notice, he ain’t worth it!

 

32. When a woman calls you her loser or her dork, She means it!

 

33. Women prefer you to leave so that they can have their bed back to themselves!

 

34. Women will say I love you if you are rich and old!

 

35. Women ARE confidence.

 

36. Women have sensitive men under their thumb and rock hard ones…well I’ll leave that to your imagination ;)

 

37. A Woman always has needs…DON’T forget

 

38. A woman never cries over a man, you don’t lose much weight that way!

 

39. A woman's wounds are forever and they bite back….just when you’re not expecting it :)

 

40. Women hate guys who smell bad.

 

41. When a woman cooks for you, She’s hungry too

 

42. Women don’t care if you say others are hot, NO ONE compares to her!.

 

43. Perfume is all a woman needs ;)

 

44. Women will take revenge if you don’t keep your promises

 

45. Every woman tries to forget her wedding. Her dress, her flowers, her shoes, her hair., her husband!

 

46. Women will put up with other women flirting, they are easy to put down if they get out of hand!

 

47. Women don’t save anything except bank account number ;)

 

48. A phone call, a text message, or a single Hershey's kiss will NOT mean A LOT MORE than a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on her birthday, or any other day. So stop being a cheap skate!

 

49. Every woman KNOWS she's beautiful in one way or another. They will admit it.

 

50. Women aren’t very self conscious when it comes to their looks. No makeup is  less to get off at night when things are going good, and no panda eyes in the morning!

 

[Little Miss]

Isn't this what I posted on the other thread? >_<

[ed2funy]

No Limi....some are the same, but she changed em to after the fact.

i.e. the marriage one.

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45. Every woman tries to forget her wedding. Her dress, her flowers, her shoes, her hair., her husband!

[Little Miss]

Ah! KK ^^

[Talmanes]

Hahahaha Thought I'd give you another long one to read.  ;)

 

 

 

1. Women hate it when guys say perverted things. (well sometimes, it depends) ;)

An improvement because like I said it definitely depends, and some people *cough* *points to MSN convos* *cough* are just as likely to say it as guys.  ;)

2. Women like to be told that they're beautiful and intelligent, rather than hot, pretty, cute, or sexy. They know they are anyway!

Pretty much the same response.

3. Women love to feel special, and will let you know when you don’t!

Same.

4. Women talk about SOMETHINGS with their friends. Don’t think it’s about YOU, we have better things to talk about ;D

More on the lines of what I'd agree with.  ;)

5. When women are online, they message those they want to speak to and ignore those they don’t want to!

True, but they do like the guy to message first.

6. Women have a thing for guys who dress! Especially when they go out!

I am not opposed to dressing up on occasion although I'm not a fan of it on a day to day basis.

7. Women love it when guys are only just taller than them, can’t have men feeling too superior.

That really depends on what kind of guy the girl likes. Too large of a height difference can create problems though.

8. Women find it attractive when guys wear just a white t-shirt and jeans and DJ’s

Same response.

9. Remember. Sense of humour. WOMANS LOVE GUYS WHO CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH. Even better if they laugh at her jokes…

Well that's no problem because I always laugh at what the person I'm thinking of says like that.

10. Women hate guys with bad hygiene. Better to actually wash the put on that deodorant and clip those nails!

Same.

11. Women love guys who know how to dance. Especially the Rumba

*doesn't know what the Rumba is*

12. Women love it when a guy pulls them! But only if they have allowed it!

Well that kind of goes with what I said before, but yeah it has to be when the girl wants it and at the appropriate time.

13. Women go wild when a guy has money.

*fails*

14. Women put down cocky guys.

Not always but I've seen it happen enough though. I'm not really a cocky person, but I'm also far from a pushover.

15. Usually, when a woman is sarcastically mean to you, It means get off their case they DON’T like you!

Definitely not true based on my experiences, unless they specifically mean it like that.

16. A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON. Anything with the right timing goes…

I agree timing is everything.

17. Women ignore guys who sport blazers with a destroyed tee underneath.

Goes along with what I said earlier, guys trying to look cool like that many times have the opposite effect.

18. Women have a thing for guys who have messy sex hair, only if they are the ones who have messed it!

Hahaha lol.

19. Some women do things with their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration.

Does happen yes.

20. When a guy says something really sentimental, women will remember it forever. Until she finds out the lie, and you will Remember it forever.

But that only applies if it is a lie, and in my case anything I say to that effect, I mean wholeheartedly.

21. The smallest gestures, the smallest stares, and the smallest statements Bore a woman…think big ;D

Hahaha it can be either way, the small things count, but bigger exciting things also help a lot, especially with more adventurous women.

22. Women pretend to get embarrassed easily, and the guys fall for it

They sometimes may pretend, but sometimes it isn't an act. A lot of girls are very sensitive about some things.

23. Women daydream about Their girlie nights out, lounging in the sun, being free of the man they married!

Sometimes true, sometimes not.

24. Women USE players.

Almost never happens and the sad thing is it almost always is the other way around. I know that one from past experiences of people I know.

25. Guys who can sing can be a turn on, But a good voice proves nothing!

*is glad to hear that as he cannot sing*  :D

26. Women are sexy.

Definitely the most agreeable point that has been made.  ;)

27. When a woman is upset and wants you to listen, Do it or you will regret it and learn to shut up!

I don't really have to worry about that, as I am always willing to lend an ear and only give input, when it is wanted.

28. When a woman is crying, She’s fooling you.

Once again far from always true, but sometimes can be.

29. Women love it when guys say their name right first time.

Well messing up someones name isn't exactly the best ice breaker.

30. Women eat short tempered guys.

Although I haven't met that many cannibalistic women,  :D, I can definitely say a short tempered guy probably won't stay in a relationship very long.

31. Women don’t care if men notice a new haircut, she knows it looks good, if he’s dumb enough not to notice, he ain’t worth it!

Well it isn't about knowing it looks good, it is more about the fact that he notices. That he is paying attention to you, really paying attention.

32. When a woman calls you her loser or her dork, She means it!

Once again not true in many circumstances. If she isn't saying it jokingly, then she obviously means it, but it is many times said as more of a jest or in a joking manner.

33. Women prefer you to leave so that they can have their bed back to themselves!

Definitely not true most of the time. Most women really like and need to vent to someone.

34. Women will say I love you if you are rich and old!

*fails* and I'm not old either but I don't consider that a fail.  :D

35. Women ARE confidence.

BUT can sometimes be very self conscious.

36. Women have sensitive men under their thumb and rock hard ones…well I’ll leave that to your imagination  ;)

Sometimes though a combo can be good, women usually don't like super sensitive guys, but don't like completely emotionless guys either.

37. A Woman always has needs…DON’T forget

I don't plan to.

38. A woman never cries over a man, you don’t lose much weight that way!

Utterly untrue. It can go both ways but women will cry over men in lots of circumstances.

39. A woman's wounds are forever and they bite back….just when you’re not expecting it :)

That one is true, which is why like I said, a guy should never wound a woman in any way.

40. Women hate guys who smell bad.

Same response.

41. When a woman cooks for you, She’s hungry too

Hahaha Of course that's obvious though.

42. Women don’t care if you say others are hot, NO ONE compares to her!.

DEFINITELY not true. No women wants to hear her guy comment on other girls being hot, just as no guy wants to hear his girl comment on other guys like that.

43. Perfume is all a woman needs ;)

I definitely know perfume is loved, but there are other things that many women love as well.

44. Women will take revenge if you don’t keep your promises

Which is why you should never make a promise to a girl, that you don't intend to keep 100%.

45. Every woman tries to forget her wedding. Her dress, her flowers, her shoes, her hair., her husband!

Many women look very fondly back at their wedding.

46. Women will put up with other women flirting, they are easy to put down if they get out of hand!

Just because they might not do something right away, although they will sometimes, doesn't mean they like it.

47. Women don’t save anything except bank account number ;)

Nice joke but quite untrue.

48. A phone call, a text message, or a single Hershey's kiss will NOT mean A LOT MORE than a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on her birthday, or any other day. So stop being a cheap skate!

Hahaha this goes along with what I said before. Little things are nice, but are nothing compared to getting a boquet of beautiful roses.

49. Every woman KNOWS she's beautiful in one way or another. They will admit it.

I agree they will many times admit it. Although it is the guy's job to make her not have to say it herself.

50. Women aren’t very self conscious when it comes to their looks. No makeup is  less to get off at night when things are going good, and no panda eyes in the morning!

Goes along with what I said earlier as well.

 

[Adella]

*refuses to read it this time*

[Talya]

6. Women have a thing for guys who dress! Especially when they go out!

I am not opposed to dressing up on occasion although I'm not a fan of it on a day to day basis.

 

I think you missed the point there ;)

 

I will say about you things Talm, is that you haven't meant many Women...I'm not on about girls..but real women, take s a while to get there...I should know ;)

 

I did copy it but i changed all but about 1 I think. things change as you get older girls, and YOU rule them, not the other way round ;)

 

i think you have missed the point on a lot of those.

 

 

[LedZepMan]

well, i do not care!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Live with me how i am or go away!!!!!!

 

ahhahahahahahahahhahahah

 

On a more serious note..........

 

peanut butter triceratops

[Al Jenn Mael]

I think half of either of the lists are wrong, exaggerated, or otherwise.

 

 

I will refrain from commenting on each one, I will say one thing though.

 

Woman don't know what they want, or what they want isn't what they think it is. Remember this.

[Guest BaLefireP]

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Woman don't know what they want, or what they want isn't what they think it is. Remember this

 

LOL!

[Adella]

You boys just keep tellin yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Guest BaLefireP]

::) :P 8) :-*

[Adella]

No kisses thanks.

[Guest BaLefireP]

;D

[LedZepMan]

beer!!!

[Talya]

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I think half of either of the lists are wrong, exaggerated, or otherwise.

 

 

I will refrain from commenting on each one, I will say one thing though.

 

Woman don't know what they want, or what they want isn't what they think it is. Remember this.

 

You are Wrong...

 

I WANT CHOCOLATE!!!

[LedZepMan]

I want her ^  ;D

[Al Jenn Mael]

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You boys just keep tellin yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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You are Wrong...

 

I WANT CHOCOLATE!!!

 

I wish I was, it would make it easier to understand all of you.

 

Three weeks Talya, three weeks.