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That's right people. Boopsy is holding a contest. Guess who the person being interviewed is. That's all.

 

But there are rules. RULES! *maniacal laughter* Now I know how it feels like to mod a Mafia game.

 

1) MOD IS GOD! Which implies you should worship me, set up chuurches in my honour and burn incense and sweet purfume till majority of the believers die of asthma. This will count as human sacrifice.

 

2) Winner is the person who gets the most number of corrects on the first try. You only get one answer. That's it. Don't try to sneak in a second answer. I WILL SMITE YOU! With lightning and no less. *nods* Feel free to post discussions tho. Just don't spam too much. Pity me please. I don't want to have to go through 5000 posts just to get contest winners. But yes. Except for answers, which only get 1 try, other posts are welcome.

 

3) NO POST EDITING. Duh. That would just make you look scummy, and everyone will lynch you. Noone's gonna care if this isn't a mafia game. I am the brother of the Mafia God. That makes me practically... ummm... Mafia Saint.

 

4) SPELLING ERRORS MARK AS WRONG. So if you spell Cinderella as Cinderrela. NO POINTS. Also, Elgee will spank you.

 

5) Feel free to google. I don't care. *shrugs*

 

6) I GET ARTISTIC LICENSE. So if I make samba my pet lion. YOU MAY NOT CRY FOUL. Or I could take Jasmine away from Aladdin and make her pledge her undying love for me. Tearing off her veil in a mad frenzy of- *shem* SO BE IT. *pokes* No arguments. Refer to rule 1.

 

7) If there is a draw. There will be a sudden death round. First come. First serve.

 

8) DO NOT PM THE MOD (me) AND ASK FOR EXTRA POINTS… without providing massive bribes. Alright. Maybe not.

 

The interviews will follow. Now sit back and relax and enjoy the show. *cracks whips and summons the dancing elephants*

 

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[move]HERE WE GO![/move]

Me: Hello! Hello! Hello!

Guest 1: Hello there!! *gets up and starts dancing*

Me: Ummm… could you sit down please. And where have you been? You’re covered in… is that soot?

Guest1: Well it’s a great day to dance! *continues dancing*

Me: STOP THAT!

Guest1: *brings out bass drums and one man band piece* Dance! DANCE! And sing!*makes a ruckus*

Me: Shuttup!!!! Man, you have GOT to stop that, or we’ll never get this interview going.

Guest1: That’s ok! *sits down and takes out a piece of chalk* Let me draw you! *gets on knees and starts drawing*

Me: Well alright, at least that’s quieter. SO! Mr Guest1, tell me a bit about yourself.

Guest1: Hmmmm? *focuses on chalk drawing* I ummm… hmmm… yeah, love chestnuts. Hot chestnuts. Sometimes I sell them. Hmmmm… you have a most remarkable face. Probably one of the best looking ones I have EVER seen. And probably… yes… absolutely beautiful.

Me: Why thank you. Chestnuts huh? That’s nice. Very… Christmas.

Guest1: Yeah, and on the rest of the year… I do kites. Oh my, will you look at your eyes. *chalk screeches away* Such beauty. I love them.

Me: Okay, this is making me uncomfortable. Nevermind. Thank you!

Guest1: Don’t go! Wait!

Me: Runs away.

Guest1: Aw… don’t stay away too long.

 

 

Me: Gawd, that was weird.

Guest2: What was?

Me: Oh hello! Nevermind! I didn’t see you there.

Guest2: Yes, I do blend into the shadows rather well, don’t I? And you, I have to say, look positively delicious. *yawns lazily revealing fangs*

Me: Oh gawd, another weird one. Alright then, let’s get down to it. Tell me abit about yourself.

Guest2: Nothing much to tell. I’m king of the jungle. Managed to get it through a bit of dodgily, but it’s accomplished. My friends love me because I promised I never let them go hungry again. I mean, I’m SURE they love me. They laugh a lot, so I’m not sure. But then again, most of them have rabies, so… who knows.

Me: Whoa. Rabies? Whoops, will you look at the time. I gotta go! Ciao then!

 

 

 

Me: Gawd this is tough. I never should have volunteered for this. Damn Elgee and her persuasive spanking.

Guest 3: Spanking? Spanking? Spanking? Ohmyohmyoh my! WHAT A LOVELY IDEA! YES! YES! YES! Wouldyoulikesometea? YES!!!

Me: Whoa. Dood. Chill.

Guest3:  Teateateateateateatea!!! WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE!!! Celebratecelebratecelebratecelebrate!

Me: Whoa. Dood. Chill.

Guest3: I WILL NOT CHILL!! NO! I WANT TEA! IWANTTEANOW! NOW! NOW! *pulls out teapot and teacups from his hat* Yesyesyesyesyes. Let me pour this. Yes. Nice lovely. One lump or two?

Me: Two please. And how did you get it out of you ha-

Guest3: Very sweet tooth. Very! VERY! VERY!!!

Me: Riiiight. So, what are we celebrating here?

Guest3: Oh one of those things. *starts singing*

Me: We need to get this interview going.

Guest3: *Continues singing*

Me: Hello? Yoohooo?

Guest3: *sing sing sing*

Me: Oh gawd, take care. But, yes, you do have a lovely voice.

Guest3: *stops* Thank you! You are VERY welcome to my tea parties. ANYTIME. *sings*

Me: Right. Bye.

 

 

 

Me: Glah. 3 down 7 to go.

Guest4: Go where? I am here! Ready for my interview.

Me: Right. So you’re my forth guest. I’m Boopsy. And you are?

Guest4: I LIKE THE NAME BOOPSY! Sounds SO much like what I used to be called! Oh yes! WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS! I need friends. I have no friends. BUT THAT’S OK! I have a check list that has listed item number 3… MAKE FRIENDS!

Me: Umm… wow am I getting the weirdos.

Guest4: Uh HUH! I have an idea! Let’s take a quick trip to your future!

Me: No.

Guest4: What about we take a trip to the past?

Me: No.

Guest4: The present? How about the present? I BET YOU’D LIKE THE PRESENT!

Me: We are in the present.

Guest4: AH HAH! THE PRESENT! YES! *pauses* Oh. I did not think this through.

Me: No, you didn’t.

Guest4: I know! We could play baseball! And… WE COULD BE FRIENDS!

Me: Right. Ummm… let’s do this another time then. Take care! *runs away*

Guest4: Awww…

 

 

 

Guest5: Oh hello there! You must be Boopsy.

Me: Oh. Hello! Nice to meet you. I’m Boopsy indeed.

Guest5: Oh, that IS nice. Have a seat. You must be very tired. Did you fly here then?

Me: Ummm… fly? No. I can’t fly.

Guest5: You can’t? Pity. Flying is rather fun.

Me: You can fly?! Awww… I wish I can fly. I’d love to fly. *sniffs* The One Power sucks.

Guest5: Oh, I didn’t mean to make you sad. Come here.

Me: *walks over*

Guest5: *Gives a peck on the cheek*

Me: *sniffles* You’re so nice. You’re the only one who’s nice so far. And normal. Except for the whole flying thing. You remind me of my mom.

Guest5: Well, I have grown up. I didn’t want to at first, but now I think I am ready. Now what would you like me to talk about?

Me: It’s ok. I think you’ve been quite amazing.

Guest5: Alright then. I need to go prepare tea for my brothers then. They really should be home soon.

Me: Take care, Guest5 lady.

Guest5: Good bye! *waves*

 

 

 

Me: That was so nice. I hope my next one will be nice too.

Guest6: Hello there. I was expecting a lady.

Me: Excuse me?

Guest6:  Well the interview sheet said Boopsy. And I thought, you know... Lady. But that’s ok. A lady would love me. Because I am so charming and good looking. I am of course, the best man in town. And I was hoping to be interviewed by the most beautiful woman in town.

Me: That’s nice. But I’m the brother of the Mafia god and my sister’s hot. Does that count?

Guest6: Well, alright. But I do hope you’re not going to turn out to be a total beast at this.

Me: Don’t worry, I’m quite nice. If you want I can get you a rose.

Guest6: Is it magical? Coz if it is I have plans for it.

Me: Ummm… I don’t have a magic ro-

Guest6: That Prince guy! Who does he think he is! Stealing my girl from me. My girl! She is meant for me, and I for her. Noone else.  If only I knew where to get a magic rose. And get back at that stupid tea pot! Or I could stab him. Whoa… sorry. I drifted away there.

Me: Uh huuhhh. Right. Ummm…

Guest6: What questions do you have for me?

Me: Err… where’s your toilet?

Guest6: Over there!

Me: Right. Excuse me, I need to…. Go… and ummm… yes. See you.

Guest6: Sure. *admires self in mirror*

 

 

 

Me: Phew. Got away from that one!

Guest7: LOOK OUT!!

Me: What? WHAT???

Guest7: You could have died!

Me: What? Yeah, I know. The other guy. Tell me about it!

Guest7: No I meant something could have fallen on your head and KILLED YOU!

Me: Um. I don’t think so. Nothing is falling down.

Guest7: YES IT IS! IT’S FALLING!!! IT’S FAAAAALLING!!!

Me: No it isn’t! IT ISN’T! Stop it! You’re making a scene. Can’t you just keep calm and not attract so much attention?

Guest7: You sound like my dad.

Me: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to. But you need to stop that, you’re embarrassing us.

Guest7: Shut up! You’re not my dad! Nevermind. I don’t feel like doing this interview anymore. Bye. *walks away*

Me: Eurgh. What is WITH people today? Must be something in the air. *looks up cautiously* Maybe not.

 

 

 

Guest8: FOOLS! YOU MORTALS ARE ALL FOOL!!! *casts lightning at the ground*

Me: Whoa there dood! What is WITH you?

Guest8: AND WHO, MIGHT YOU BE?

Me: I’m Boopsy, I sent you a memo on the interview process, didn’t you get it? My brother the Mafia God sent it to you.

Guest8: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE MUMBLING ABOUT! WHAT MAFIA GOD?

Me: I figured you god types would get along better. I have no idea. I think he’s in America?

Guest8: AMERICA? DO NOT MAKE ME SMITE YOU FOR ANNOYING ME.

Me: Alright, I’m sorry. Maybe I’ll come back.

Guest8: DO NOT RETURN HERE! OR MY SON WILL BREAK YOUR NECK! HE IS VERY STRONG AND HE HAS OVERCOME ALL KINDS OF TRIALS TO BE WHO HE IS TODAY! AND I WILL MAKE HIM BREAK YOUR NECK! IF YOU LOOK UP, YOU’LL SEE HIM! TWINKLING IN THE NIGHT SKY!

Me: Sorry, what? He’s a little twinkling dood?

Guest8: HE IS BIG AND STRONG! DON’T MAKE ME SMITE YOU!

Me: Alright, gotta go! Enjoy your… ummm… incense and myrrh or fire or whatever. *runs*

 

 

 

Me: Great. Glah. 2 more. And I can go back to my room AND NOT STEP OUT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR! I’m sure I can get one of those pretty Novice ladies for a relaxing back massage.

Guest9: Who ya calling a lady!

Me: Oh, hello. Wasn’t talking about you, you.. red thing.

Guest9: You’re lucky it’s spring and I’ve just returned from my diapause. And I have no desire to BEAT YOU INTO A PULPY MESS. *stretches*

Me: What’s a diapause?

Guest9: Nevermind. So, I got this piece of paper that said interview. Am I going to be famous? Coz I already have my own show and all. I can juggle and sometimes I do clowns.

Me: Umm, no, this is not a job interview.

Guest9: It isn’t? What’s the point then? This isn’t another one of those troop things right? If so, I’m not interested. I’ve been there, done that. Once is enough.

Me: What? What troop?

Guest9: Nevermind. I’ve gotta go. Show’s in tem minutes and I haven’t even gotten my red nose on yet. Byebye.

Me: Ummm… ok. Bye. Glah.

 

 

 

Me: Last one! LAST ONE!

Guest10: Well, that’s nice. But don’t forget to file it in afterwards.

Me: Oh hello! Yes, the paperwork. Yeah. Would you mind doing it for me?

Guest10: Do it yourself.

Me: Fine, fine. So, you’re my last one for today. I guess it’s fitting I end with someone as… ummm… interesting as you.

Guest10: Well, that’s nice. But guess what? I am not amused.

Me: Right. Well. You’re a tough one.

Guest10: That’s right. I am. So don’t let it happen again.

Me: Eurgh. You give me shivers.

Guest10: That’s reassuring. Very reassuring. We’re done here.

Me: What? No. I haven’t even asked anything.

Guest10: Sorry, this office is now closed. Good bye. *glides away*

 

 

 

 

Please list answers as follows:

 

Guest number:

1)

2)

3)

4)

5)

6)

7)

8)

9)

10)

 

Remember: Only 1 post per person.

 

Fastest to get all correct wins. Alternatively, if noone gets it all right, the fastest to get the most number of correct wins.

 

Contest closes Saturday, whatever time I want. I'm sorry, I'd tell you the precise time, but time difference makes me headache. So, better get all right asap.

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1 ) Bert from Mary Poppins

2 ) Scar from the Lion King

3 ) March Hare from Alice in Wonderland

4 )

5 ) Wendy from Peter Pan

6 ) Gaston from Beauty and the Beast

7 ) Chicken Little

8 ) Zeus from Hercules

9 )

10 )

 

 

I did my best, and 7 out of 10 isn't too shabby as long as I wasn't mistaken, which I may have been...

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Guest number:

1 ) Bert, Chimney Sweep, Mary Poppins

2 ) Shere Khan, tiger , Jungle Book

3 ) The Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland

4 ) Wall-E?

5 ) Wendy, Peter Pan

6 ) Gaston, Beauty & The Beast

7 ) Chicken Little?

8 ) Zues, Hercules

9 ) Gilbert the Clown, Goof Troop?

10 ) Roz, Monsters Inc

 

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1) Bert - Mary Poppins

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2) Scar - Lion King

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3) Madd Hatter - Alice in Wonderland

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4)Wall-E - Wall-E

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5) Wendy Moira Angela Darling - Peter Pan

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6) Gaston - Beauty & the Beast

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7) Chicken Little - Chicken Little

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8 ) Zues - Hercules

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9)  Pete - A Goofy Movie (also in various cartoons by disney and featured antagonist for Goofy)

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10) Roz - Monsters Inc

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1) Bert / Mary Poppins

2) Scar / The Lion King

3) Mad Hatter / Alice in Wonderland

4 ) B.E.N. / Treasure Planet

5) Wendy / Peter Pan

6) Gaston / Beauty and the Beast

7) Chicken Little / Chicken Little

8 ) Zeus / Hercules

9)

10) Roz / Monsters Inc.

 

I have NO idea who #9 is . . .  But I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to get #4 correct!  ;D

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*smirks*

 

I'm glad my lil quiz thing isn't as easy as I thought it would be. I was worried people'd get it all right on the first try and make me feel all sad and depressed. BUT NOW I KNOW!! I AM A GEEEEENIUSSSS!

 

*smishes Dar*

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