[DPR Mafia] Call-Your-Shot Mafia- Points being posted...

[Lavinya]

English term, yes? I am remiss on my British slang I am afraid!

[Naeann]

I say you go slap your wifes bum, wink at her and tell her to go get you a beer.. and see what kind of night actions you get.

 

*I don't listen well*

[Lavinya]

Hahaha that thread title rocks. I think I love you a little bit now, DPR ;)

[a pale tanned lover]

Thats not what we mean by Slapper... >.>

:D

 

Its slang for a person who is quite.....shall we say.....easy :D

 

And Lav you have too keep the beers chilled.... ;)

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

DPR the new tittle is amazing

[Talya]

Slapper - (Ireland and UK) (slang) A woman of loose morals.

[Talya]

Just like Pale... :D

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

And loose other things

[Lavinya]

Of course, the beers will stay chilled in the fridge between fetching ;)

 

Slapper...ahahaha...well there's only a few cases I can think of when a slapper will be slapping a chick to get them to bring them a beer.  :-X

[DPR]

I say you go slap your wifes bum, wink at her and tell her to go get you a beer.. and see what kind of night actions you get.

 

*I don't listen well*

 

And that, my friends, is how DPR came to be a daddy...

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

Best response ever

[Talya]

So, she drank all the beer then!

[Lavinya]

[glow=black,2,300]Or was slapped unconscious...[/glow]

 

Hmmm....maybe shouldn't have gone there  :D

[Talya]

*nods*

[Barmacral]

I say you go slap your wifes bum, wink at her and tell her to go get you a beer.. and see what kind of night actions you get.

 

*I don't listen well*

 

And that, my friends, is how DPR came to be a daddy...

 

*takes notes*

[Naeann]

I would hope on what NOT to do.. at least not yet.

[a pale tanned lover]

I say you go slap your wifes bum, wink at her and tell her to go get you a beer.. and see what kind of night actions you get.

 

*I don't listen well*

 

And that, my friends, is how DPR came to be a daddy...

 

*takes notes*

Lends Barm the video...

[Alys Kinch]

*saunters in* Heck, I figured I had to go with the name change, here. Love it.

 

And no jokes about "Night Actions"...

So there was… Aww, darn.

 

Aww… I thought DM was broken.

 

Maybe just a light slap? So that it's playful, but a little dangerous? And a nibble on the ear...

Treading about the gutter, dear?

 

And that, my friends, is how DPR came to be a daddy...

I am laughing so hard, I almost couldn’t answer the phone.

 

[Barmacral]

I say you go slap your wifes bum, wink at her and tell her to go get you a beer.. and see what kind of night actions you get.

 

*I don't listen well*

 

And that, my friends, is how DPR came to be a daddy...

 

*takes notes*

Lends Barm the video...

 

What? I don't want to watch porn, I just want to get the night actions without the bonus dad surprise.

[Alys Kinch]

It would probably get you some night actions... At least from Rosy, if not from your girl whose name I STILL can't spell.

[Naeann]

Barm.. just have the healer protect your night actions. ;)

[Alys Kinch]

Barms confesses ignorance, so I must embarrass him on thread. Rosy's and her sisters are there to help men who are not getting the right night actions. *nods* PG 13, right?

[Verbal32]

So, she drank all the beer then!

 

I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time.

 

*high fives Talya*

[Liathiana]

The thread title makes sense now!

 

And I totally read Dsworn's post as "tittie".

 

*pets her gutter mind*

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

That was the plan.

 

 

Gah I wish night was over, unless...*Fantasizes*