Bela

[pxnsolid]

http://www.metro.ca/recettes/46/horse-meat.en.html

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you know in all fairness, im not a bela hater

I knew it! Bela haters are *not* nice. *tries not to look at Mr Ares*

put the tired cart horse down and be done with it.

Now that’s more like it pxnsolid.

Bela is just so great, I can’t help but want even her insults to be good. Nice job mate. :D

http://www.metro.ca/recettes/46/horse-meat.en.html

This though...this is bloody epic. Hahahaha

Sh*t they even have ‘members evaluations’.  I think this is the best anti-bela reply I have ever read.

Horsemeat Roast with Blue Cheese-Horseradish Sauce- this has five stars!

I’m devoted to Bela but I laughed my head off!   

Bela doesnt get tired. She could run around the world in one go, full pelt, without being out of breath. In a straight line, because shes the Messiah and can walk on water. She could even carry the world around itself, and still manage to float.

 

Nah lets be realistic she'd just make the world spin in the direction she wanted, fast enough for her to be instantly where she wanted to be. So even if she became fat-which for her is impossible, so she could do it-she could travel without moving a muzzle muscle.

You rock. I couldn’t have said it better myself.  ;D   

 

I prefer being enigmatic.

Ladies love a man of mystery.

They also love handsomeness and scars. Hence my success. I'm irresistable.

 

;D You’ve definitely got a good combination there.

 

 

Smart and funny. If only you could accept Bela jokes...

I would like to, but alas, I'm smart and funny.

...And a wise arse. 

 

You all are insane

...GET HER LADS!!!!!!

 

you're making my family look normal and that's scary. I ejoyed reading this whole thread though.. mix it with no sleep and you have a couple minutes of entertainment! I couldn't hear my kids yelling at me because I zoned out reading this thread.

*tapes your legs back on.*  ...sorry about that. :-[

 

You think your lot are bad...       

 

 

 

[wavemistresstrammell]

You all are insane

...GET HER LADS!!!!!!

 

you're making my family look normal and that's scary. I ejoyed reading this whole thread though.. mix it with no sleep and you have a couple minutes of entertainment! I couldn't hear my kids yelling at me because I zoned out reading this thread.

*tapes your legs back on.*  ...sorry about that. :-[

 

You think your lot are bad...       

 

Haha no you all showed us up big time :D Oh thanks for giving me my legs back... I kind of need them haha

[Mr Ares]

I knew it! Bela haters are *not* nice. *tries not to look at Mr Ares*

That's all right. You can look at me. Just because I'm ridiculously good looking, doesn't mean I'm not also evil incarnate.

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I'm irresistable.

I'm ridiculously good looking

...doesn't get worked as hard, and gets pretty ribbons. What's not to like?

Don’t tell me I’ve been barking up the wrong tree...

 

If the word ‘fabulous’ can be dug up from one of your 3,505 posts...even once...

[Mr Ares]

I'm irresistable.

I'm ridiculously good looking

...doesn't get worked as hard, and gets pretty ribbons. What's not to like?

Don’t tell me I’ve been barking up the wrong tree...

Don't worry, gentle maiden, I will always be the right tree.

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Don't worry, gentle maiden, I will always be the right tree.

Well then Mr handsome, gallant, evil Ares, that is very good news. for some.

...Not like I’m bothered either way...why would I be...I was just asking for a friend...

...gentle maiden

I think I’ve done a little bit of sick in my mouth. I play football... 

 

[WWWwombat]

I was dry heaving a couple of pages ago.

[Dedicated Skew]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Bela's so fast so

turn her into quick drying glue

 

::)

 

Actually i did chuckle at this thread, iv only seen these jokes on and off for the past few months, so they are still pritty 'fresh'

 

still though...there's something...irresistible about that horse.....<3

[Mr Ares]

Well then Mr handsome, gallant, evil Ares, that is very good news. for some.

...Not like I’m bothered either way...why would I be...I was just asking for a friend...

Of course you are, oh fair and radiant one.

I think I’ve done a little bit of sick in my mouth. I play football...

Never mind, I'll soon have you dressed as a proper lady.

[OptimusPrime]

Someone tell a god damn Bela joke for crying out loud!

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Bela's so fast so

turn her into quick drying glue

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Make another poem like this

And watch what the *beep* happens to you...

>:(

I think I’ve done a little bit of sick in my mouth. I play football...

I'll soon have you dressed as a proper lady.

Oh will you now...I can be very stubborn...   

 

Someone tell a god damn Bela joke for crying out loud!

...A Bela joke, a Bela joke...oh I know. Why did Bela cross the road? 

[Balefire to da face!]

To get to Tarmon Gaidon?

 

Because Suian told her not to?

 

Because it was better then jumping into the Arinelle?

 

Because the Dark One was on the other side?

 

Oops...four jokes Ares, guess you'll have to break both of them twice....

[Ashaman Kovan]

The official Asmo-thread might get locked if we get confirmation by the books that Graendal did it. If we do lock it, we will most likely open a new one, with a slightly different angle.

 

Corrected for you. :)

[OptimusPrime]

...A Bela joke, a Bela joke...oh I know. Why did Bela cross the road?

 

Come on, you mean why did the road move underneath her dont you? We all know why that is.

[Mr Ares]

Oh will you now...I can be very stubborn...

I will indeed, young Eliza. Now, "the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

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Come on, you mean why did the road move underneath her dont you?

Yeah...yeah! What you said...

Because Suian told her not to?

Wtf, how did you...that’s some awesome stuff.

Ok Mr telepathic balefire dude, how many fingers am I holding up?   

I will indeed, young Eliza. Now, "the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

Is that an English accent I hear Mr Ares?

Before I start taking your classes, I think it best if we first establish how qualified you are.

The Chav test: http://www.boredandlazy.co.uk/quiz.php?q=chav

Let me know what you get. Then we’ll talk.

 

Chav:  a derogatory term applied to certain young people in the United Kingdom. The stereotypical "chav" is an aggressive teenager or young adult who often engages in anti-social behavior, such as street drinking, drug abuse and rowdy behavior.

[Balefire to da face!]

Wtf, how did you...that’s some awesome stuff.

 

Because I am a fricking comic genius.

 

Ok Mr telepathic balefire dude, how many fingers am I holding up? 

 

If your anything like me, after reading Ares posts...just one...

[Phariah]

 

 

Ok Mr telepathic balefire dude, how many fingers am I holding up? 

 

If your anything like me, after reading Ares posts...just one...

rofl  :o

i had to print this out and frame it ;D ;)

 

long live Bela !! she is the real Dragon Reborn and Rand is just faking it to protect her. when Rand channeled at Bela so long ago it formed a bond with her and he has been hearing LTT's voice that is in Bela's head. and the second image in Rand's mind isn't Moridin its the Dragon Reborn.. Bela. see that wasn't Moridin that saved Rand in SL, it was Bela using the creator's true power. she used a mask of mists and balefire to make sure Rand stayed around long enough to keep the shadow away from her.

[OptimusPrime]

When the Creator made the Wheel that would cause reality to ready itself against the Shadow, a catalyst was necessary to bind the Wheel to men and women. That is Bela. When someone channels, they are drawing the Power from Bela.

 

Bela, the True Horse, the force that drives the Wheel of Time.

[richnewton82]

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just one...

Psychic man...F**king psychic...

[Balefire to da face!]

just one...

Psychic man...F**king psychic...

 

Perhaps.

 

All things are possible when you accept Bela as your personal horse and savior.

[OptimusPrime]

just one...

Psychic man...F**king psychic...

 

Perhaps.

 

All things are possible when you accept Bela as your personal horse and savior.

 

And father-figure.

[Mr Ares]

Is that an English accent I hear Mr Ares?

Yes. No other accent is worthy of my voice.

Let me know what you get.

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Because I am a fricking comic genius.

I think that's the funniest thing you've ever said. Though that's damning with faint praise.

If you're anything like me, after reading Mr Ares's posts, just one.

sketching sedai, I think this is where your chav test should have been directed. And Balefire to da face!...corrected for you.