Bob: She or He?? The truth is out there.

[damane]

*Stands at the podium, arms crossed, and foot tapping*

 

Okay we need to settle this once and for all.

 

Is Bob a she or a he?????

[Jaydena]

Bob is a He, BB a brother of the Green Ajah, created Bob after I created the moat on the old AOL boards. BB even got him a wife and they had baby moat monsters, but I can't remember her name. *G*

[Toy and Minion]

Wives can be male, nowadays, remember?  And kids can be artificially inserted.

 

>.>

 

Just sayin'.

[damane]

Dsage has a valid point. And male seahorses do have the babies. So, how do we know?

[Toy and Minion]

And male seahorses do have the babies. So, how do we know?

 

That's exactly where I was going with that, damane.  Thanks.

[Jaydena]

LOL because he wrote a bunch of silly rp stuff as Bob being a male moat monster and having a female wife, etc. Though I get where you are coming from. *G*

[Toy and Minion]

Well, that's good enough for me.

 

Now we just need to discern what gender Verbal is.

[Minuet]

Well, Verbal had that drunken dream that Bob was a female that resembled Angelina and well, you know how Verbal is.

[damane]

*points at Dsage and looks at him sternly*

Dsage, get outta my head!!! Those thoughts are personal, and don't look at the one that's marked Dsage either.

 

*Gets back to business*

 

The thing is when Bob's mate was brought in, all that was known was that it was of the opposite sex. Everyone just assumed Bob = male and mate = female.

 

 

 

[Jaydena]

LOL well as I said BB created Bob on the Age of Legends board, that was a very long time ago, back in 2004 I believe, mate was brought in at DM some time after, I am fairly certain that the mate was a female, but that's just my thoughts.

[Toy and Minion]

you know how Verbal is.

 

Do we?  Do we really?

 

Probably.

 

I'm just looking for an excuse not to sleep.

[_Kynwric_]

Bob is a male.

[damane]

*slams down gavel*

 

Alrighty then, Bob is Male!

 

*Posts big signs up by the moat so no one else gets confused*

 

                                                                                                                                   

 

 

Now let the spamming begin.

[Verbal32]

I can confirm that Bob is a male.  Yes, I was drunk.  Yes, it was weird.  And yes, I'm totally creeped out about it too.

[_Kynwric_]

No you're not... you're just saying that...

[Verbal32]

Damn...am I that transparent?

[_Kynwric_]

*nods* But at least your clothes aren't.

[damane]

i don't even want to know.

[Azshaya]

I can confirm that Bob is a male.  Yes, I was drunk.  Yes, it was weird.  And yes, I'm totally creeped out about it too.

male x male inter-species lovin'

...

Only on DM :-\

[Naeann]

How drunk did you have to be for that to seem like a good idea?  I'd elaborate but the Pg-13 sign is giving me a VERY stern look.

[damane]

Hey man on man lovin' is fine, i just don't want to see it.

[Verbal32]

Hey man on man lovin' is fine, i just don't want to see it.

 

Neither do I.  Besides, Bob is not a man.  He is a moat monster....and there is an important distinction in there.  I think.

[damane]

Well he is a male.......

[_Kynwric_]

Yes, it means the we're talking bestiality instead of something a little more understandable.

[Elgee]

Yeah but you gotta remember Verby is an Ewok ... so technically it's just inter-species, not bestiality. Or something. Actually, I don't want to think about it any more.