Ultimate Battles

[Epic]

The purpose of this thread is to discuss what would make a crazy battle, either in the WoT universe or WoT vs. anything else.  I personally would like to see ASoIaF go head to head with WoT(pre Asha'man--> wouldn't even be fair) and trollocs duke it out with some LotR orcs. 

[Hallower]

Nazgûl versus Myrdraal

 

The Dark One versus Morgoth

 

Lan versus Aragorn

 

Those would be fun :D

[Titan Orion]

I want a tag team match, Rand and Aviendha versus Richard Rahl and Kahlan Cant-be-bothered-even-trying-to-think-of-her-last-name. Just to see Richard and Kahlan die once and for all.

 

Mat versus Akilis from Troy.

[water_seeker]

Cant-be-bothered-even-trying-to-think-of-her-last-name.

 

Amnell

[Titan Orion]

Cant-be-bothered-even-trying-to-think-of-her-last-name.

 

Amnell

 

I knew it I just wanted to get my point across

[Mr Ares]

I personally would like to see ASoIaF go head to head with WoT(pre Asha'man--> wouldn't even be fair)

It wouldn't be fair anyway. ASoIaF would be slaughtered.

 

Now, for some matchups:

Rand al'Thor v Anasurimbor Kellhus

 

Mat Cauthon v Cnaiur urs Skiotha

 

One handed sword fight:

Rand v Jaime Lannister

 

Trollocs v Daleks (THE TROLLOCS WOULD BE EXTERMINATED)

 

Verin Mathwin v Kruppe

 

Asha'man v Scarlet Spires

 

Tayshcrenn v Moridin

 

Perrin Aybara v Logen Ninefingers/The Bloody Nine

 

Inter-series Tag match:

Tam al'Thor & Ringil Eskiath v Renly Baratheon & Loras Tyrell

 

Shai'tan v The Crippled God

 

Gholam v Fenris the Feared

 

Battle of the Dragons:

Lews Therin Telamon v Glaurung

 

Face off:

Hadnan Kadere v Warren Meares

 

Battle of the Pretty Boys:

Sam & Dean Winchester v Galad Damodred & Gawyn Trakand

 

Saint George v Lews Therin

 

Battle of the Spiders:

Moghedien v Ungoliant

 

Lanfear v Dream of the Endless

 

Desert Battle Royal:

Aiel v Fremen

 

Six Saviour Tag Match:

Rand, Lews Therin & Kellhus v Jesus, Paul Atreides & Luke Skywalker

[Titan Orion]

Battle of the Pretty Boys:

Sam & Dean Winchester v Galad Damodred & Gawyn Trakand

 

I laughed out loud when I saw that. Works even better as both tag teams are brothers hahaha

 

Rand vs Captain Hook

 

The Wheel of Time Creator vs the Sword of Truth Creator.

 

Ishamael vs Raistlin Majere

 

Nynaeve vs Mr Ares

[Aemon raHal]

 

One handed sword fight:

Rand v Jaime Lannister

 

 

Genius :D

 

 

 

[Barmacral]

Verin Mathwin v Kruppe

 

Most hilarious fight ever.

[The Watcher and Wanderer]

Just for fun let's match up some of both WOT arthors' original characters:

 

Lan vs Kelsier

 

Aviendha vs Vin

 

Perrin vs Ham

 

Thom vs Breeze (in political manipulation, of course.  Hand to had fighting would be Thom hands down).

 

Ishamael vs The Lord Ruler

 

Ruarch vs Marsh

 

Aiel vs The Steel Ministery

 

Loial vs Sazed (both contemplative book worms who can be quite violent when the need arises)

 

 

[Blade]

I'd like to see a 3 way between some characters

Ringwraith vs Myrdraal vs Shade

Trolloc vs Orc vs (can't remember what the equivalent for a orc was in eragon)

 

I just remember noticing how similar they were between the 3 books

[Sylvia]

Nynaeve vs Mr Ares

 

Am I the only one who found that hilarious?

 

Six Saviour Tag Match:

Rand, Lews Therin & Kellhus v Jesus, Paul Atreides & Luke Skywalker

 

Jesus lol ;D

[Master Norry]

Moridin - Voldemort

 

Voldemort's ass would be kicked

[The Watcher and Wanderer]

Male Forsaken vs Sith

 

Moridin vs Darth Sidious (aka the Emperor)

 

Sammeal vs Darth Vader

 

Be'lal vs Darth Maul

 

Rhavin vs Darth Tyranous (aka Count Douku)

[Master Norry]

Cadsuane-Gandalf  ;D

[Luzburg]

Saruman vs Sammael

 

Betrayers ^^

 

 

Tom Bombadil vs The Blight

 

Could he tame the blight?

[A Demon Llama!]

Moridin or Rand vs Anomander Rake

 

And what about Nynaeve just enduring a few hours in a room with Iskaral Pust. By that I mean with no violence, probably on her part.

[Luzburg]

Or what about a competition between Rand and Rhulad for who is the most mentally unstable before the end. Though I really doubt Rand could come anywhere close.

[Mr Ares]

Nynaeve vs Mr Ares

An epic contest, but my manly charms are sure to win out in the end - it would end with a tasteful fade to black.

 

One handed sword fight:

Rand v Jaime Lannister

Genius :D

If it wasn't stated to require WoT characters on at least one side, I'd have added Munug v Bran Stark in a Last Man Standing match.

 

Nynaeve vs Mr Ares

Am I the only one who found that hilarious?

No.

 

Moridin or Rand vs Anomander Rake

Fine, but only if it happens for no readily apparent reason and ends with Rake committing suicide in a needlessly elaborate way that makes you wonder why he started the fight to begin with.

 

Or what about a competition between Fain and Rhulad for who is the most mentally unstable before the end.

Corrected for you.

 

Archery competition:

Birgitte v Robin Hood v Lightning Saker Micawater

 

Swordsman tournament:

Lan v Rand v Serein Wrenn v Gio Ami v Anomander Rake v Mok v Dassem Ultor v Blues v Jaime Lannister v Garlan Tyrell v Loras Tyrell v Kellhus v Ringil Eskiath v Jezal dan Luthar v Bremer dan Gorst v Harry Flashman

 

Debate:

Ishamael v Herid Fel

 

Which gleeman is simpler:

Thom Merrilin v Jasin Natael

 

Breakdancing competition:

Rand from the leaked draft cover for TGS v Philip Fry

 

Parenting competition:

Mat v Bender Bending Rodriguez

[Master Norry]

Chesa-Lopin (?)

 

Loial-Hagrid

 

 

[water_seeker]

Polgara vs. Lanfear

 

Mandorallen vs. a fist of Trollocs (he'd attack them and you know it)

[Luzburg]

Nynaeve vs Mr Ares

An epic contest, but my manly charms are sure to win out in the end - it would end with a tasteful fade to black.

 

One handed sword fight:

Rand v Jaime Lannister

Genius :D

If it wasn't stated to require WoT characters on at least one side, I'd have added Munug v Bran Stark in a Last Man Standing match.

 

Nynaeve vs Mr Ares

Am I the only one who found that hilarious?

No.

 

Moridin or Rand vs Anomander Rake

Fine, but only if it happens for no readily apparent reason and ends with Rake committing suicide in a needlessly elaborate way that makes you wonder why he started the fight to begin with.

 

Or what about a competition between Fain and Rhulad for who is the most mentally unstable before the end.

Corrected for you.

 

Archery competition:

Birgitte v Robin Hood v Lightning Saker Micawater

 

Swordsman tournament:

Lan v Rand v Serein Wrenn v Gio Ami v Anomander Rake v Mok v Dassem Ultor v Blues v Jaime Lannister v Garlan Tyrell v Loras Tyrell v Kellhus v Ringil Eskiath v Jezal dan Luthar v Bremer dan Gorst v Harry Flashman

 

Debate:

Ishamael v Herid Fel

 

Which gleeman is simpler:

Thom Merrilin v Jasin Natael

 

Breakdancing competition:

Rand from the leaked draft cover for TGS v Philip Fry

 

Parenting competition:

Mat v Bender Bending Rodriguez

 

 

Fair enough. There are a lot of similarities now you point it out.

 

And the breakdancing one made me chuckle.

 

 

Perrin vs Gimli vs Gillius Thunderhead in an Axe Battle

 

[Epic]

My bad about the restriction, now lifted.

Star Wars vs. Star Trek

[Master Norry]

My bad about the restriction, now lifted.

Star Wars vs. Star Trek

 

BOOOOMMM! And so went Star Trek...

[harlequin115]

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