Physics humor?

[Dunbar]

A neutron walks into a bar and says "Hey, bartender, how much for a drink around here?" to which the bartender replies: "For you, sir, no charge."

 

 

 

*laugh, snort, laugh*

[Elgee]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

 

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

 

 

[eclipse0]

A man walked into a bar, it gave him a concussion.

[Ireond]

Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One looks to the other and says "I think I just lost an electron."

"Are you sure?" asks the other one

"I'm positive"

[Elgee]

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

[Dunbar]

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

 

To get to the same side

[Tayol]

you guys are talking about me again arent you?

 

just get on with it and say Tayol walked into a bar...

[Elgee]

Tayol walked into a bar

 

but he never walked out again

[Talya]

I thought he was born there and never left!

[Elgee]

He must leave at SOME time - how else would he get to the next bar?

[Dunbar]

A pope, an imam and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says: "What is this, some kind of joke?"

 

Not physics related though : p

 

Erwin Schrödinger will kill you like a cat in a box. Maybe.

[Tayol]

I thought you were going to say Tayol walked into a bar and said ouch

 

*rolls eyes*

[Dunbar]

Well that's just too obvious <.<

[Tayol]

well you guys are obvious

[Dunbar]

I.. I'm hurt! Deep down!

[Tayol]

you dont have feelings though

[Talya]

Demi, thats called indigestion!

[Tayol]

*nods*

[Dunbar]

*farts noisily*

 

All better?

[Talya]

Not for us, but I hope it was for you!

[Tayol]

who brought the gas masks?

[Talya]

*checks self*...not me!

[Tayol]

well I didnt

 

*starts coughing*

[demonspawn]

What is the definition of a tachyon?

It's a gluon that's not completely dry.

 

What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?

Fission Chips.

 

What did one photon say to the other photon?

I'm sick and tired of your interference.

 

Did you hear about the dyslexic criminal?

He held a bank up with a Gnu

[Dunbar]

*cheers*

 

Physiiiics!