Spacey's Corner III

[Vorkia]

*is temporarily distracted looking for the chickens*

[Lanthirrhos]

*Hits her in the back of the head with the flat of Spacey's 6-handed sword that he left laying around*

 

No chickens! Run chickens! Run!

[Vorkia]

*gets hit in the back of the head and stumbles to the ground*

 

Hey 12th you just assulted the Red Arm leader! So you leave me no other choice than to issue a SPOT FINE!

 

For your spot fine- from this moment on untill your LOA you must apologize to me in a different way at the bottom of every post. Also before you leave you must write a ballad about how you will never hit me again and how I am the most important of all red arms as leader. The ballad must contain 3 stanzas with 4-6 verses per stanza. You have untill you leave to finish it. Post the ballad in the RA spot fine area on the proboard site and title it "An ode to my favorite red arm leader" Have fun!

[Spacey]

*comes in and chuckles*

 

*picks up his 6-handed sword and puts it away before someone hurts themself*

 

*calls in the gleemen to straighten up the place*

 

Leave for just a while and...you have all this fun without me!

 

*chuckle*

 

*sits back with a brew and watches the gleemen clean-up*

[Vorkia]

Not without you, we were just biding our time untill you graced us with your presence again.

 

*Pours honey all over Spacey and dumps a box of feathers on top of him*

[Spacey]

Yay!

 

*feels the honey running over his body, warm and sticky*

 

*sees as feathers begin to clump and for a sight like a chicken*

 

Brauk, boc, boc, boc...Buckock!

 

*runs toward Vokia like a roooster in the hen house*

[Vorkia]

*runs away from Spacey*

[Spacey]

*flaps his newly aquired chicken wings and catches Vorkia*

 

Boc, boc, boc, buckock!

 

*scratches the ground with his feet and somehow makes the feathers on the back of his head stand up*

 

Rrrr,rrr,rr,rr,RRRRRR

 

*a loud crow eminates loudly as a spark twinkles in his chicken-like eyes*

 

*reaching into his wing'ed folds, Spacey pulls out a super-soaker modified to shoot chocolate sauce and begins covering Vorkia in chocolatey goodness again*

 

*several gleemen then start showing sprinkles above her making her look like a Sundae*

[Spacey]

*he begins to laugh in a strang chickeny way*

 

*cluckle....cluckle*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*fries Spacey and serves him with corn and mashed potatoes* 8)

[Spacey]

*gleemen rush over and throw water on the fire*

 

*now all wet, sticky, and mangy looking feathery, Spacey begins licking syrup off of Vorkia again*

[MsDanya]

:shock: waht is all this licking and messing around in spaceys clean corner???? hehehe.. *pokes Vorkia* hehehe.. just for fun. hehe

[Spacey]

*grabs Danya and rubs honey and feathers all over her*

 

You are a chicken now too!

 

boc boc boc bocock!

[MsDanya]

:shock: you turned me into a chicken?? I will deal with you later :twisted:

[Spacey]

Awwww

 

*pout*

 

Just havin a little fun...

 

*cleans off Danya and goes to sit in his chair all sticky and feathery*

[Corki]

I can see that I will be locking this shortly as well, you little spammers!

[Spacey]

*looks horrified at Corki!*

 

We are not spammers!

 

We were having a blast. ;)

[Corki]

*makes a 'W' sign with his fingers*

 

WoT-ever! ;)

[Katiora]

Band members... Spam.. NEVER!!! And we would NEVER get involved in one, much less TWO barfights in one single night... ;)

[Spacey]

*agrees with Kat*

 

I think he is hallucinating or something...maybe we should take him to Sheli's for and emergency cerebralectomy....I hear she does those real well.

 

*sides hurting*

[Katiora]

I may have to take you both... him for his hullicinations, you for your side... you might have broken a rib or something..

[Spacey]

Oh no...no no no...

 

I am fine, really...

 

*wipes tears from his eyes*

 

*drink a brew*

 

See all better now. :)

[Corki]

*takes a close look at his Brew to see if it has been spiked*

 

*has a sniff as a smell test*

 

*takes a swig for a taste test*

 

All seems fine and dandy to me!

[Katiora]

*whistles innocently* No one would ever do ANYTHING like that.... We're all lil angels... hehehe :twisted:

[Spacey]

*looks over at Corki's brew*

 

I can test it for you boss....you know...see if there is any poison in it.

 

Really...I am good at it. No kidding...this is serious Spacey...can't you tell?

 

*waits expectantly*