Held for ransom...

[Guest nephitess]

*walks in with Kelly and Rashi tied up*

 

*laughs evil like*

 

They shall be mine if i am not given cookies, a few truck loads of Mother's pudding and dancing cabana boys to do my bidding.

 

>:(

 

 

[Cleopatra Narisse]

I'll pay that right away!!

 

*gives into ransom demands*

 

*piles 6 truckloads of Mother's Very Own Pudding*

 

*gives you 10 sacks full of freshly baked, gooey choco chip cookies*

 

Want a Chocolate martini with that?  :D

[Guest nephitess]

*eats a few cookies*

 

These will do.

 

*looks*

 

Where are the cabana boys???

 

>:(

[Jhaenara]

At the Blues' Patio Bar...

[Guest nephitess]

And for that insolence...

 

*spanks Kelly*

[Barmacral]

We were under siege one day when the Brits tried to hold parlay to trade us a captive for our booze. We killed the captive. Don't ever try negotiating with me, it will not go well for you.

[Cleopatra Narisse]

The cabana boys are not Spartan enough for you Neph. Whimps. I've search the whole world wide and only found one juicy cabana boy. But I found you something quite nice.... he's in your PM box. Its kinda tight in there so you better hurry!!!

[Guest nephitess]

*smirks at Barm* I was not going to use drastic measures just yet my dear. ;)

 

Cleo... *drooolz* He will do.

 

*gives Kelly and Rashi to Cleo*

 

Well this was to easy!! *laughs*

 

[JenniferL]

Since when do we negotiate with terrorists?

 

*takes it all back*

[Guest nephitess]

:o

 

How dare you!!!!

 

*takes Kelly and Rashi back*

 

*gags them so they can't scream*

 

MWHAAAAA!!!!

 

I want my demands!!

[JenniferL]

I'm sorry, but two Aes Sedai- What were their names again? Are simply not worth the price of destroying the Tower's reputation.  I will begin the condolence letters to their Warders immediately.

[Guest nephitess]

*ponders this*

 

*put them both under a Chinese water torture device*

 

I will continue the torture until my demands are met....Don't make me get mean...

 

>:(

[JenniferL]

Dear Kerry's Warders,

 

I have the honor of addressing you on a most solemn occasion. Your bondholder, Carrie Aes Sedai of the Green Ajah has met an untimely demise at the hands of an unknown evildoer.  (We're pretty sure it was a Red though.) I'd like to tell you she died painlessly, but that would be a lie, and I'm trying to cut back on those. Kennedy Sedai was a brave woman, however, and will be remembered for several days at least.

 

It is customary in cases like this, for the Tower to offer to pay funeral expenses for the deceased. However, since I'm uncertain there will be enough of her to bury in the event we find the body, I offer you instead this "Jelly of the Month" subscription for you all to share.

 

My sincere condolences,

 

Kathana Justinia Trevalaer

 

The Watcher of the Seals

The Flame of Tar Valon

The Amyrlin Seat

[Kara_J]

lmao!!  :D *applauds Kath*  :D

[JenniferL]

Sighs. An Amyrlin's work is never done...

 

Dear Rashima's Warders,

 

It is my sincere regret to be... You know, just go read what I wrote to Callie's Warders just now. It's the same thing, just put in Ravinia's name where applicable. You can pick up your "Jelly of the Month" subscription in the Sword Captain's office on Monday.

 

Thanks.

 

Kathana Justinia Trevalaer

 

The Watcher of the Seals

The Flame of Tar Valon

The Amyrlin Seat

[Elgee]

LMAO !!!!!

 

Oh Mumsy - you have to write for us more often!

 

*Brings Mumsy some pudding as reward*

[Jhaenara]

lmfao... 

 

You didn't even have to waste paper for Rasheta... don't think she has any warders...  ;D  ;)

[Segurant]

awww man! You know some Warders are very good at Special Ops.  We can get them back in one piece, or in many pieces if the case may be.  ;D

[JenniferL]

Dammit! We paid good money for those Jelly of the Month clubs. 

 

Alright fine. Segurant Gaidin, I charge you you and whatever troops you deem necessary with the task of finding and returning our two wayward Greens. I promise you a Jelly of the Month club subscription upon the completion of a successful mission.

[Guest nephitess]

*mutters*

 

*hides the Greens away in a very secret place*

 

*places them in front of a TV and plays Barney repeatedly*

 

Your pushing me to drastic measures here!!! *cackles*

[Mystica]

Stepping up behind Nephi, the Highest grabs one ear of her Sitter and hauls her up on her tiptoes as a Shield comes down quite securely on the Red's surprised little head.

 

"Want to talk about pushing people to drastic measures, my dear? You haven't even begùn to grasp the concept! But you will.... Now you just hang tight for a second, I have to deal with something."

 

Lifting Nephi up with Air just enough so a tiny inch of her toes still touch the ground, Myst ties off the Weave and adds a little nice 'surprise' to it for whoever takes it in their heads to mess with her weave.

 

 

Dear Tamy,

 

I am sure that there is no need for you to broadcast your love for the dramatics around the Tower. We are all quite aware of your tendency to grasp at whatever reason you can think off to get rid of those flaming subscriptions you once foolishly bought from a Drahkar maskerading as a cookie scout. But that is no reason for you to go trashing the Red Ajah like this. Or to scare the bazeekers outta' those poor warders.

 

Their Sedai People are quite safe, as you well know, and a lying Tamyrlin does not become the White Tower and will most definately not please the Love God.

 

I suggest that you submit yourself for Mortification of the Flesh with the MoN (I've seen what her sister can do to a bird, I'm NOT envying you your trip) before you trash the Tower's reputation even more.

 

Now.... on to more important business....

 

 

Turns back to Nephi, still dangling from her Air Weave, ponders the situation for a moment while shaking her head at her Sitter.

 

I have sent a contingent of waiters and a Sister to the Green Sisters who should be making their way back here as we speak. When they arrive, dear Sitter o' mine, you will serve them both for a full 2 weeks on top of your duties of Sitter. You will endeavor to restore the harm that you caused the Ajah by showing that we Reds can take as well as we give. Of course, you will continue to spread the Red Love, which goes without saying. For 2 weeks, you will be their love slave. For them to do with you as they see fit so long as it does not interfere with your Sitter duties.

 

Do we understand each other, my dearest Nephilove?

 

Stands waiting for the reply, preparing for the event her Sitter needs another lesson.

[Guest nephitess]

*mutters and is cut short as her ears start to pull itself from her head*

 

HEY!!!!  It is all in fun Myst!!! :( I was going to give them back!!!

 

 

[Mystica]

Twists her face as to pop her ears from the screaming, wriggling her pinky in her left ear...

 

Yup, well you can still do that, give them back I mean.

[JenniferL]

Dearest Mystica,

 

I could not understand your previous letter, as it seems to be covered in a large amount of strawberry jelly. Perhaps from the May shipment? Please clarify at your earliest convenience.

[Guest nephitess]

I have returned them....

 

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