I think I might turn emo.

[Jelly]

Yep. Been thinking for a lonnnng time, and I've made my descision. I'm going to be emo.

[Moghedian]

*Dissects the statement carefully and decides on a response*

 

Why?

???

[Jelly]

Because life is cruel. I've decided that, since I'm an emotional person, I'd fit in well with other emo's, and I've decided to stop trying to love life because it's not worth it.

[Moghedian]

Oh, I see...

Would seeing the spoon I stabbed you with be destroyed (or tortured*) make you feel any better?

Just a thought...

 

 

 

 

*This is SG.

[Jelly]

Hmm...maybe.

[Moghedian]

*Brings out the spoon and bents it just a bit* Patience is essential in this line of work...

[Jelly]

*Watches*

[Moghedian]

*Gives up on patience and snaps the spoon with the power*

Whoops! ;)

[Jelly]

::) *applauds*

*goes to find some scissors*

[Moghedian]

*looks confused* What are the scissors for? *Brings out the serrated knife again*

[Jelly]

Can I borrow that?

And isn't it obvious what they're for?

*Points to thread title*

[Moghedian]

Ah yes... I have another spoon if you would like that as well? Good for stabbing people or even Trollocs!!!

[Jelly]

You're very well equipped with cuttlery, aren't you? :D

though I'm not sure what good a spoon would do...

[Moghedian]

Well you do this... *demonstrates* Argh! That hurt...

[Jelly]

Oh yes that will do then *Takes the spoon*

[Moghedian]

*Mutters about masochists* Wow, you're really bleeding aren't you?! *Mops up the floor with a cheese grater*

[Jelly]

Okay, this isn't going to work.

*Sighs*

Look, you just don't clean up with a cheese grater, do you?!

*Hands a mop*

[Moghedian]

Oh, I see... Fine be that way *Turns back on Jelly* Meh! *Stomps foot and slips in the blood*

[Tharengore]

hmmm...if you go Emo I will stab you for all time Jelly...just to let you know..and give you to twitch so you can be his forever play thing...so does that help turn you agianst emo thing?

 

Besides...whats up with all this spoon usage in here...just...odd...*contemplates helping Mog up*...hmmm...

[Jelly]

I see no problem with being emo.

I'm off to bed now.

[Moghedian]

*Shakes her head once she has been returned to her feet* Okay, you have caught me in the act Tharengore, I like hurting people with spoons. Okay? I will admit now that I also enjoy watching them hurt themselves. Its just so hard... *Cries on Tharengore's shoulder*

[Tharengore]

oh...*not fair girl crying on shoulder...gah*..its ok I wont tell anyone..*hugs Mog*

[Twitchy]

*Laughs*

A lot, by the way.

This is the pinnacle of irony.

 

[cosmicpanda]

I finally have the opportunity to call someone moggy.

 

[Nynaeve]

*has some fun time with Pandy to cheer him up*

 

 

 

Nyn