Alternative book covers

[Mr Hindley]

On a slightly less serious than usual note - given the God-awful artwork on some of the book covers (before they switched to just having the Wheel of Time on every one), I have an alternative suggestion. The fair Cadsuane (of this forum, not the books) has by now provided us with quite a variety of 'legs' shots, which I think most people would agree have proven quite popular. If she came up with 12 pictures in total, one for each book, I think they'd be a great improvement.

 

Each one would have to have something relevant to the individual book, of course, but I'm sure something could be worked out... All those in favour..?

[dmanmiller34]

I must have missed them. I turned off the avatars and signatures. Looks like its time to turn them back on. :-[

[Cadsuane]

LOL... Sure. Here's the public collection so far.  ;D

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aaaaand

 

 

;D

 

 

I've got others that haven't been used yet, and some I probably won't use. If I can think of a clever way to turn some into book covers, I'll do it and post them... at some point.  :D

[Mr Hindley]

Flamin' Nora... I'd buy the books with those covers, hell, I'd buy two. But where to begin? 'The Crossed Legs of Twilight'? 'The Thighs of Heaven'? Erm, 'The Calf of Daggers'?

[Cadsuane]

Knees of Dreams. A Memory of Legs. The Skirts're Rising.

[Mr Hindley]

Let's not even start on 'The Great Hunt', I don't want to get banned.

[Cadsuane]

That is EXACTLY what I thought.  ;D

[Gentled Ben]

Wow, just thinking about that has caused the Dragon to be Reborn.  ;)

[DPR]

 

The Pillars of Heaven ;)

[Gentled Ben]

::) We're talking about Cadsuane's legs, not my...Dragon.

[DPR]

 

Pillars. Plural. Call Ripleys.

[cloglord]

Crossedlegs of Twilight

 

The Path of Garters

[RobertAlexWillis]

An Eye on Her Legs

 

Her Great Legs (I don't want to get banned either ...)

 

The Legs Reborn

 

The Ankles Rising (... although that one comes close.)

 

The Pillars of Heaven (Shout out to the Dread Pirate Wesley!)

 

Lady of Legs (Let the Lady of Legs rule!)

 

A Crown of Garters

 

The Path of Zebra Stilleto Pumps (This one would have to have Lucker's legs, though.)

 

Winter's Fashionable Boots (Yeah, I couldn't think of a good one there.)

 

Crossed Legs at Twilight

 

Knees of Dreams (gotta give the Lady her due ...)

 

A Memory of Legs.

 

So ... who wants to give RJ the list?

 

 

[Mr Hindley]

Actually, given the way this thread has gone, I'm now thinking less book covers, more some sort of dodgy soft-porn cable channel version of the Wheel of Time. ('Hi, my name is Hans, I've come to Seal your Bore...' 'Oh, how embarassing, I was just Cleansing the source and that's why I've answered the door in my nightie')

 

We've already got Romance Novel Rand, and his three-in-a-bed scenario, not to mention a veritable epidemic of pillow friends in the last book. So why not re-cast old-lady-Cadsuane as a young, foxy, legs-that-go-all-the-way-up version?

 

 

[Lune]

Let's not forget all the naked ceremonies just waiting to turn into something more.

[Cadsuane]

Rob - I was thinking Ankles Part instead of Winter's Heart. But I'll take The Ankles Rising, too. ^_^

 

And can you imagine the sweat tent scenes in our new series?! Before, you go in dirty and get clean. Here, you go in dirty... and get dirtier.  :o

[Mr Hindley]

The Oath Rod would have to feature, also. Only, people don't so much swear on the Oath Rod, as at the sight of the Oath Rod. It's Galina I feel most sorry for, she'll be walking crooked long before she reaches the Waste, and I don't mean from carrying heavy bags.

 

To think other Forum members, far more highbrow than I, have prompted meaningful discussions on the morality of serving the Dark One, or any number of 'what does dying really mean?' threads. And here we are descending into raw, petty smut.

 

I feel quite proud, really.

[Darkstar]

There is far too much pent up...........imagination in these forums  :P

[RobertAlexWillis]

I was thinking Ankles Part instead of Winter's Heart. But I'll take The Ankles Rising, too.

 

Much better than Fashionable Boots ....

[Mistress alDebaw]

I have had a not so good week. This made me laugh so hard. I needed it. It's turned to be a pretty good Friday after all. Many thanks.  ;D

[Darkness Incarnated]

:'(

Thighs of Chaos

Thighs of Dreams