HOUSE CHAMPIONSHIP: Day Three

[Niamh Sedai]

Hey Guys! Sorry this has been delayed! I got back from London and after staying up ALL night (talking about deep, philosophical things) followed by travelling across the country, the thought of doing this yesterday made me feel more like hugging my ibuprofen and energy drink than ever. Plus, Rome was on last night and I needed to conserve energy!

 

Anywhoo, today’s challenge is easy! Ish. I am assuming many of you will be going “Huh? She COULD have posted this yesterday!” to which I will reply “I was sleeepppyyy”. Talya will understand :p

 

Anyhow, it’s a Caption contest! It is designed to test your comedic skills! *grins* Just have a go! Each House gets a separate picture for you to develop a caption for! You are only allowed to come up with a maximum of five captions! The best THREE captions for each house, win their House 50 points.

 

Here are the pictures!

 

Gryffindor

 

Hufflepuff

 

Ravenclaw

 

Slytherin

 

Good Luck! You have until 12pm GMT tomorrow.

 

[Daruya]

DOGGONE IT!  I can't SEE photobucket pictures at work!  The blasted firewall BLOCKS photobucket!  Argh!  Double Argh!

 

*pulls hair out and cries*

[Jhaenara]

Want me to email it to you?  Can you get pics at work through email (as long as it's not pr0n)?  Hehee...

[Daruya]

Sure - I'll PM you with my work e-mail addy!  jpg's are fine!

 

Thanks, Jhae!

[F Horn of Valere]

Hufflepuff: The things I have to do for a passing grade.. *sigh*

[Jaydena]

Hufflepuff: Where's a paperbag when you need one?

 

Oh Nia do we do one for each house or just for our own?

[Niamh Sedai]

Just your own  :)

[Toy and Minion]

Slytherin: "Blimey, Hermione, I didn't know you could make a beach ball do THAT!"

[Minuet]

Hufflepuff:

 

When I said I liked older women this was so not what I had in mind.

 

or

 

Where is an invisibility cloak when you need one?

 

or

 

She's a nutter alright if she thinks this is going to work.

 

or

 

I would rather face the spiders again, please!

 

or

 

Good grief, she could have used deodorant!

[Vemynal]

Hermy: "Turn off the damn TV Harry"

 

Ron: "Eww, Harry...didn't know you swung that way"

 

or as a non-entity caption: "Just do it" (in the sense she's going to kill harry)

[Jhaenara]

Who gets to vote on the top five if we're just throwing them out?  lol...

 

{Gryff}  Ron:  "OMG, Professor McGonagall isn't wearing panties!"

 

 

>< ... Please, other Gryffs add some!  I'm not good at this stuff! Haha...

 

[Vemynal]

lmao, actually I loved yours jhae XD

[Daruya]

{Gryff}  Harry:  "Well, you could always paint your face and go as a clown . . ."

[Toy and Minion]

One more from me.

 

Hermione: "Ron, you hold your wand like so."

 

Ron: "Ooooohhhhhh.  So that's what I was doing wrong.  You point the smaller end at Harry."

 

Harry: "Huh?"

[Daruya]

{Gryff}  Hagrid, aren't you supposed to wax around that thong?

[Narina Menderlin]

Ron *I think I'm catching this sickness from Harry! I mean his arms broken and everything!*

[Thorum]

Hermione: "Accio Veela"

[Toy and Minion]

Okay, last one.  ;D

 

Ron: "Ha-Harry...*gulp*...there's a spider on your back!"

 

Hermione: "Avada Kadavera"

 

(Thorum, what is Accio Veela??)

[Jhaenara]

Come on Gryffs... we need a few more so there's a bunch to choose from... lol

 

{Gryff}  Harry:  Ohh yeah, that's a perfect touch, Ron...  the bowtie makes the outfit!

 

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and

 

Harry:  Blimey, is it just me, or did Hermione get boobs?!

 

Ron:  *stares* Uhhhh...  *booooing*

 

 

 

[Loreina]

Hufflepuff : Ron: "I told you! No cutting in!"

[Vemynal]

Accio=summon

veela=those things from book 4. Think like Harpies in greek myth. (it even mentions them having feathers at one point I think). Men find them can't resist them.

[Toy and Minion]

Ah.  I remember them.  I just couldn't place the name.

[Zardi]

Ravenclaw:

 

"I can't dance in this condition, Professor," said Harry. "But Ron really loves to waltz."

[Niamh Sedai]

Come on guys, a few more  ;D

[Talya]

Gryffindor:

 

1. Ron:...so next time it's your turn to be the girl

 

2. Ron: Oh god my hair just looks such a mess.

 

3. Harry: At least it comes with a built in bib