For the love god people!

[Loreina]

It was obviously balefired.  ;D

[JenniferL]

I don't know the thread they are talking about, but I'm pretty sure I know the picture. I will not be reposting it as it's five years old and I think it will only create unrealistic expectations of what I look like now.

[JenniferL]

Then go look at some pictures of Jennifer Connolly. I look JUST like her. =)

 

And the sheer number of you nominating this for an Empy both terrifies and confuses me.

[Jhaenara]

*giggles manically and picks her eyebrows back up while she's here*

[Wayward_fool]

*wanders back and sprinkles a few black, furry caterpillars around for the fun of it*

[Guest nephitess]

;D

[Loreina]

;D ;D :D

[Jhaenara]

Yes!  This thread made the nominations!  Muwhahahahahahahahaa...

[Guest nephitess]

SWEET!!!!

[Guest nephitess]

:-*

[Liitha]

where did all the boobsies go?

 

 

[Gentled Ben]

where did all the boobsies go?

 

 

I hear that Dwyn and Nynaeve are here; do they count?  :P

[Gentled Ben]

[Dwynwen]

Don't worry, Mother will be along with the conclusion to the story soon.  She's been a bit busy since she got back from her trip, but she's coming.  :)

[Guest nephitess]

*hand G-ben a set of chocolate bobbies*

 

LOL

[JenniferL]

Sorry, I was busy untying them.

 

See, my husband had a birthday recently and i wanted to get him a very special present. He's hard to shop for. The only things he really likes are DVDs and video games. And he usually buys what he wants when it's released. I can't buy him clothes, because he won't wear them. He doesn't read anymore and he has no hobbies.

 

Then it hit me. He likes women. Not in the creepy, pervy way my Warder likes them, but in a nice, gentle "Can I touch your legs?" sort of way.  So, I uh, got him two girls I know he likes. I had some sort of half assed idea of putting Nyna's boobs and Dwyn's legs together into some sort of Super!girl. But those two are ticklish.

 

Seggie has informed me that not only have I broken several federal and international laws, but what I've done is immoral and wrong and he might stop loving me. You can have them back now.

[Gentled Ben]

Hooray, they're free!

[Jhaenara]

but in a nice, gentle "Can I touch your legs?" sort of way. 

 

Okay, I'm sorry, but that's still kind of creepy... 

 

But nice job everyone... was funny!  :D

[Barmacral]

but in a nice, gentle "Can I touch your legs?" sort of way. 

 

Okay, I'm sorry, but that's still kind of creepy... 

 

But nice job everyone... was funny!  :D

 

Shh! If you say it a little louder, she might just figure it out.

[Nynaeve]

*LAUGHS*

 

Actually, he did ask very nicely and it wasn't creepy at all. Jimmy has soft hands!

 

;D

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[JenniferL]

Jimmy assures me that he isn't creepy at all and if you'd just let him touch your legs, he can prove it.

[Jhaenara]

Hahaa... I'm sure he wouldn't want to touch my legs.  They're... meh...

 

 

Luckily there's a whole slew of sexy DM gals...

 

[Dwynwen]

He's not very picky when it comes to legs.  He doesn't even really care how they look, just how they feel.

[Nynaeve]

*nods*  I don't have nice looking legs per say, but he liked'em. He thought they were soft. And then he got Kath to grab a feel as well. lol

I was flattered  *laughs*

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[JenniferL]

I have to make sure my husband is touching quality legs.