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The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?

Posted
1 hour ago, JamesBrown said:

After DJ's treat, I'll take a trick, m'lady. 

 

Two men are walking in a graveyard. The first man walks to a grave. The second man says "who is in that grave?" The first man points to the grave and says, "brothers and sisters I have none but that man's father is my father's son." Who is in the grave?

Posted
8 hours ago, Ryrin said:

 

I dropped this on your porch.

 

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A guy tried to sell me a coffin last week.

 

I told him, "That's the last thing I need."

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll see myself out.

 

Posted
8 hours ago, Ryrin said:

 

Two men are walking in a graveyard. The first man walks to a grave. The second man says "who is in that grave?" The first man points to the grave and says, "brothers and sisters I have none but that man's father is my father's son." Who is in the grave?

 

 

A great one.

 

The man in the coffin is the first man's son.

Posted
4 hours ago, JamesBrown said:

 

 

A great one.

 

The man in the coffin is the first man's son.

 

Yes, but he's also the speaker!

 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Liitha said:

Trick


To spice up your Halloween, you decide to enter a haunted house with your friend. As you enter, an eerie silence embraces you and you can see nothing because it’s dark. You fumble your way and try your luck to find the switches, but it turns out to be a waste as there is no electricity connection to the house. 

When you decide to turn back, the door closes on you and you are trapped in the house with your friend who has now started panicking. 

While you are trying to console your friend, an evil laughter takes you by surprise. Then, you see a faint figure who tells you that you have three doors in front of you and you must take one of them. It is the only way to free yourself. The figure describes that the first door opens up to a compact space filled with a swarm of deadly bees and you will be stung endlessly by them. The second door opens up to the electric chairs. You both will be strapped to the chairs for five minutes and exposed to high voltage electricity. The third door opens up with a pit that has no bottom and you will keep falling endlessly into nothingness. 

While this leaves you all panicked, which door will you choose if you have no other choice?

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Ryrin said:

While you are trying to console your friend, an evil laughter takes you by surprise. Th

I go over and twack Q in the head

 

Then I would tell him its all lies, because

 

1. Buggs dont like me, so they wont ?

2. There is no power in the house aka no electricity

3.  We are on earth there is no bottomlesspit, the eart is damn round and you cant fall in circles ?

 

Then I would tell the lovely @Quibby that I got a spider in my hand and the door out better open before I can count to three, or I will stuff it down his troath (and watch him make a new door as he runs through the wall)

 

 

 

Edited by Liitha

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