Sad Sad Puppy Wolfie

[lonewolfshifter]

Hello,

 

I'm a sad sad puppy wolfie.   I come from SG and my masters there are very mean *sniffs* I'm looking for a new home who can take care of a kind and cute puppy wolfie and give me a hug and a kiss?  **puppy look**

 

 

[Panchi]

Sorry I don't kiss or hug or do any sort of that thing. But you can live here. I have always wanted a little puppy

[Nikonis]

SG, wouldn't they feed it to the beasties?  It would probably be better here... as long as no one feeds it tainted chocolate (or ANY chocolate for that matter).

[The Dragon al'thor]

Is it safe?

*pokes with stick*

Light, is it tower broken? I am not cleaning up any droppings around the tower...

[Nikonis]

Actually Al'Thor may be onto something... It did come from SG so maybe it's just a baby trollic in disguise... With the recent attempt at attack by Lanfear maybe we shouldn't trust it...

[Niel an' Tyomn]

IT'S A BABY DARKHOUNDDDDD!!!!

 

 

 

kill it.

[The Dragon al'thor]

It could be a trolloc or darkhound... lets feed it tainted brownies and see what happens.

*pushes brownie tray towards pup*

[Panchi]

But I wanted it to be puppy. Oh, tainted brownies make darkhounds puppies

[lonewolfshifter]

Noooo, puppy wolfie is man's best friend.  Your best friend.  I promise.

 

*sniffs brownies*  Smells some medical grass in that brownie..

 

Oh and this puppy wolfie is trained!  *beams, barks, wags tail*

[Niniel]

Such a sweet dog. I wonder if my bears will get toothache by eating you?

[lonewolfshifter]

**puppy whimpers** you guys as bad as my masters in SG  **sad puppy sounds**

 

[The Dragon al'thor]

Now now, I wouldn't say we are as bad most definitely possibly worse run while you can.  But maybe...just maybe... If you bring us a cow. We have been in dire need of a cow, last one was pretty short lived. Bring us a cow, and we shall see.  

[Leelou]

But he is such a cute ickle puppy! Look at those puppy dog eyes...

 

*snuggles the fluffy puppy*

[lonewolfshifter]

**whimpers while being snuggled.**

 

**sniff sniff**  **wags tail**  **runs off**

 

**comes back with..**

 

Hey Mr Althor.. I found you a cow!!

 

 

Now can I have my puppy hug and puppy kiss??  *wags tail**

[Nikonis]

Okay, that one is definately a trollic... I mean, it is clearly a mix of cat/cow/bunny which would doom us all if we drank it's milk ... Assuming it even has milk (Don't see an utter)

[Leelou]

It's clearly a moo-cat.

[The Dragon al'thor]

*stares at the moo-cat eye to eye*

*whispers* Its staring right into my soul.

*walks up to the moo cow slowly and cautiously*

*slowly reaches for stick*

*poke*

Interesting, it seems that through my scientific research, I was able to discover the moo-cow's lack of fear for being poked with sticks. I think we can use this somehow...

[Izabella]

*sees cute puppy dog, showers with puppy kisses and gives snuggles*

 

^^

[csarmi]

Can we just balefire it already?

[Niniel]

*sees cute puppy dog, showers with puppy kisses and gives snuggles*

 

^^

 

No, you did it! It was nice meeting you Izabella. 

[Izabella]

What? they're my one weakness :(

[The Dragon al'thor]

Quick, we need more sticks for scientific research!

*makes poking gesture*

[lonewolfshifter]

*sees cute puppy dog, showers with puppy kisses and gives snuggles*

 

^^

**HOWLS wildly as said puppy transforms into Lanfear with some whiskers still on as transformation was not fully developed**

 

**Gets cue card from pocket**  **cough**

 

How dare you kiss and hug me you of vile being and stuff!!  **flips cue card**  I am Lanfear, the whiskers got stuck but yeah I am her!!  

The delicacy of my nature is affronted with just everyone's presence here so **flips cue card again** ah..

 

**Draws the one power and gathers all feathers lying around (if any) and tickles everyone to their demise**

 

Bwahahahaha.. BWAHAHAHAH!!!  Die!! Die laughing!!!  Bwahahaa..*coughs coughs*  water... I need water *coughs*

[Leyrann]

*eats popcorn while looking at the civie getting tortured*

 

They'll never learn...

[The Dragon al'thor]

*laughs uncontrollably* 

Time to HAHAHAH...TIME TO BAHAHAHa...... TIME TO TRY THE NEW BT ATTACK EMU! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

*a sudden noise stirs in the distance*

Go ahahahah GET 'EM!